I hadnt seen the one night bit :lmao: :lmao::lmao: mszee u crack me up!!
that poor child would get teased so much :lmao:

Wasn't me who suggested Night Stand...:roll:

What do you know...I knew of one family whose last name was Turner...

The girl's name was...Ikentina...

The boy's name was...Shiyteed...except it was spelled...Sh*thead...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:twisted: NO WAY :lmao:

The Ikentina I can almost accept, but never in a million years on the Shiyteed one :lmao:

Way...

Never heard of basketball player called Nosmo King???

Well, his mom saw a sign in the hospital and thought it would make a great name...:twisted:

Some people here are off the charts with their names...:shock:

:twisted: I'm gonna need to drink a Loaferette at this rate :lmao:

Is the sun past the yard arm yet? Can I have a drink yet? It's really only 11am here.

:twisted: Don't worry, we never close :mrgreen:

:D Yes, I don't want it said I am an alcoholic. I can say that one for myself.:D

:twisted: Anyone want a drink before I go the arcade?

*raids the till for all the 50p pieces to feed the machines* :lol:

:twisted: grrrrrrrrrr, I still can't beat my score on Asteroids :bicker:

Excellent..........coffee to start my man :D :D

Do you do a fried breakfast here?

one for me to please..
and a strong coffee

Nice cup of tea please, gotta see clients later...

:twisted: So that's a coffee, 2 fry ups, a STRONG coffee, and a tea.

Buisness is good today :mrgreen:

*squeeking from the corner*

:twisted: *Pets squeeking wife* :mrgreen:

Dear...ummm...

I hate to tell you...but we've got mice!!!! :bicker:

And you just petted one... :yikes:

May i have a strong coffee,

Here you go...

*Pours coffee over Lord's head*...

Oops...sorry, dear...my hands are shaking today...:oops:

:twisted: You see hun, YOU see MICE, I see POTENTIALLY CHEAP LABOUR :mrgreen:

You most certainly have a coffee sir :coffee:

Thanks :D and i dont want coffee on my head!

Guvn'r straightened that out, Sir...

Thank god for Guvn'r

Cheap labor???

Well, my love...don't complain to me about missing cheese next time...wasn't me that ate it...:shock: