:lmao:

I was on coca cola and lemonade all night last night so unless i went hyper I don't think I woke you up!

*clears throat*

I HERE BY GIVE MY 2 MINUTE NOTICE (I would say two weeks but i can't be bothered to wait that long)

I WILL SERVE MY LAST DRINK AND THEN I QUIT!! I HAVE BEEN A BAD BARMAID LATELY AND NOT SERVED PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!!

Thank you for listening!!

Oh Heli!!! Don't please don't quit! If you quit then I quit too!

Please don't quit Heli. Who else would serve behind the bar so well?

Could I have a pineapple breezer before you finish though

Ok, everyone, It seems Heli isn't coming back so...

EDDIE QUITS BEING A CARETAKER AND WILL BECOME THE BUSKER OUTSIDE INSTEAD

8O .... Heli has quit .... what happened?? who upset her .... lemme at em *peers out from behind chair in comfy corner*

Did anyone find my shoes??? I'm sure i left them around here somewhere, one night :roll:

I think they got swallowed by the fire, but don't quote me on that.

Whoops ... oh well time to buy new shoes then :lmao:

*just hope they didn't start the fire .... what fire anyway??*

Where have you been? Some yobs started a fire in the B&B so we are now choosing what we want our rooms to look like.

I've been working hard Keb, only been popping in occasionally so I didn't know about the fire :oops:

Hmmmmm can I have a room at the top of the house, don't care what it looks like, long as it got a bed, phone line and somewhere to put my puter or laptop. Doesn't even have to be painted ... i'm not fussy, just make sure there's a lock on the door to keep me kids out :lmao:

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends! :evil:

Ok Caz... The buildings finished now..

we are waiting for the GRANDE OPENING....

who will cut the ribbon?

Can I, well thats if Meat doesn't want to. Just joking, who can cut the ribbon.

I forgot the wake-up call yesterday, but today I have remembered, its that time again but today its the last day of the week, no school tomorrow,

*puts on Do it!*

Ok, I'll hold the coats, you beat them up :lmao:

Well I think if Meat isn't available or doesn't want to cut the ribbon, we should have Dottie cutting it :D

*after all she's the only one of us who has actually been in bed with Meat hasn't she* :wink:

I say we get Meat and Cher to do the Honors!!! :D

Everyone - Meat's not available - but Cher said she will do the grande opening.

airhead - name the time & date - she'll be there

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Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!! :lol:

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

tonight, nine o clock!




GAAAAAH!!!! CHERCHERCHERCHER MUST WEAR BEST CLOTHES MY ROLE MODEL MY ROLE MODEL SQUEL!!!!!!

Right everyone can have one last drink from me because i have already promised a few people the last drink!!

So here you are, apple juice!! :wink:

Oh Keb, I never hurt anyone unless they hurt me or my friends! I can't say boo to a ghost! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me... :twisted: maybe an eddie lookalike? :devil:

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Right everyone Cher has turned up - great bike - parked in the new car park


She makes a speech:

"I'm blown away" by this new B&B

"Don't make the same mistake" get fire/smoke alarms installed

Employ "The Gunman" for the yobs

This is the "shape of things to come"

I declare the new B&B open - and airhead - well done :wink:

**Chere walks inside and looks around **

:shock:

*stands there moving mouth but words don't come out... stands there like a frightened rabbit in headlights*

** Cher walks up to airhead and signs autograph - do you want a ride on my bike **

Yeah please!!!!

*hops on back of bike and they speed away*

Oo god! You two becarefull!

Oh Eddie your not even wearing a helmet!!! Oo don't go so fast!!


Tut :roll: Girls!!!

*comes back with huge smile and hugs cher before she rides away*

Wow... what an honour....

Oh yeah, everyone, go to your rooms, i've left a surprise in them for all of you!!!!

Heli they will be fine - how is your room

** FA runs to hers to check it out **

Huh :??:

*Crawls on hands and knees to find my room as feet are too sore after work. Can't find it so just collapses in a heap on the landing and falls fast asleep*

** FA wakes up to a lovely day & a great room **

Well must get up & out - loads to do

** FA tip toes past Caz - after throwing a blanket over her - must be cold if been there all nite **

*goes up to new room in the attick*

OMG!!!! WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! MY VERY OWN RECORD PLAYER!!!! WITH EVERY MEAT LP THERE IS!!!

Wow!! Eddie this is amazing!! Thank you!!!!!:bunny:

Right i better get my new stuff moved in!!

** FA staggers in - gets to room & crawls into big new bed **

** FA puts tv on & gets comfy - watches wrestling ** :oops:

*sits in room and lays guitar quietly*
Sorry I don't want to disturb anyone
*falls asleep playing guitar*

Keb

Don't worry about the noise - we had all the rooms soundproofed

** FA gets up & prepares for the day **

What shell I do?? I hate Sundays :evil:

airhead - still haven't found my prezzie - do I have to go hide & seek for it :lmao:

I'm not sure I normally sit and do nothing, and hope we skip to Friday, I'm going to try and write a song, I need to cover a book, its got Meat pics on and people looking at it are ruining the pics.

I hid it behind the bog!!!!!

airhead - luvly - hope it's not edible 8O

No luv... it's a surprise, i'm not saying what it is!!! ;)

sorry airhead - you will have to tell me first

i ain't fishing anything from behind the toilet - without knowing what it is first 8O

I don't blame you FA. You never know what you might find :lol:

New building or not - I ain't going there :twisted:

especially in this place.... :lol:

Ok its a special collection of cds with Popcorn Blizzard, Stoney and meat loaf, and all his cds!

Oi Black Dog, theres a surprise hidden for you, look in the shower, and above the shower head!

**FA runs to back of toilet & gets cds - plays straight away **
Thanks airhead

Don't Get used to it, These Lps, cds and *ahem* other presents are costing me a bomb!!!!!

By the way some post came for you!

** FA goes down to reception & gets mail **

** FA gets up & peeks out of the window - a bit misty but looks promising - gets ready for work **


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(note to self - must get haircut this week)

*BD puts on gloves and goes to look behind shower head. Feels something behing it and pulls out .....*

Morning BD - that airhead has a weird sense of humour - ain't she :lol:

bless

** FA quickly nips home from work & starts rearranging work station **

I want it near the window - overlooking the woods/gardens


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Thats better - have more space now

** Flakes out on bed for 10 mins **

what can I say!!!! :lol: :lmao:

I need a nice mug of hot chocolate, I'm so fed up, just found my dog with MY chocolate and right now day is getting worse. I need a good bike ride, but then of course someone has borrowed my bike light,

How are the rest of you? I haven't forgotten your wake-up calls just I have had to run out of the house today.

can i still get a bud in here?

PMT love i take it?

*hands keb a hot choc*

Looks like no one is around so:
*hands Testify a Budweiser and gets a hot chocolate for self*

cheers mate

** FA comes into room & gets ready for bed - reads for a while **

I'm off to bed, I need to be up early tomorrow stuff to sort out

*goes to bed and listens to Meats FCOL*

Night all.

drags self to big water bed (hey, self congratulations-on-the-whole-b-and-b-thang) and just lays there rocking...

getting seasick...

*falls asleep*

Hello?? Anyone here? I think I need a room for the night cos the last bus has gone without me....

*hears bell that someone is here and drags self out of bed stumbles down the stairs, and goes behind the counter*


Groan... yes yes we have a spare room for you... for the night is it? If it is we have a room in the proper b and b part. If you are staying for a long time then you can go to the residents part where theres quite a few rooms.

Is there preferential rates in the residential part? May be cheaper than going home to my family...

stay there it's 50 pound a month very cheap!

*hands lizzie the key to room 204*

On the second floor, fourth door from the bottom.

and please do not panick if you look out of the window at night and you see an eddie lookalike trying to sing, it's only danny. He's pretty famous around here... but the guests started to complain about his "serenading" and demanded soundproof rooms.

ta for the key...am now in need of a good sleep - is there any vodka in this place or do I need to bring a takeout from the Bat?

*takes standby bottle of voddie out of bag and heads upstairs*

Night all! x

You thought I'd forgotten the wake up call, but I didn't I was just late on leaving my house and I was rushing. I was supposed to cycle to school.

Can I have a glass of water please?

:twisted: One glass of water coming right up :D

Thanks, that was nice was it that really expensive water that everyone preferred tap water over?

:twisted: err :roll:
Yes.Yes it was.
That'll be £15 please :mrgreen:

Lol, I'll have a tap water please! :P

Well - with no bar staff or caretaker - is it self service (free for all) & do we make our own entertainment :devil:

Sorry, I don't have any money left, can I have tap water please I have someone to throw it over, i don't want to waste expensive water on this person.

can i get a bud please, cheers :P

you have to get it in the bat. i had a little secret stash of it behind the place but the yobs set fire to it all and you know how flammable that is!!!!!

A bud for Testify and FA
A Tap Water for Keb and Heli

If either Heli or Keb would like anything else just let me know and I'll buy one for you.

Or if you're like me I have a secret stash of cherry coke in my room with some chocolate and parsnip crisps.

parsnip crisps???? (yuk!!!)

I have a small stash of rocky bars in my room... yum!!!!

*eddie gets her guitar out an steps on stage*

Ok, please can I be the entertainment for here? I was unhappy as the caretaker anyway, I hate cleaning!!!

*sings we are sailing*

Pasnip Crisps, they are lovely. :p

i think i'll take your word for it and anyway:

Where the hell do you get parsnip crisps?????

I love your singing airehead, thats the best thing I've heard all day.

Woah!!!! Noones ever said that to me ever before!!!! *sniff*

Ok, then!!!

*sings along to guitar, walking back to happiness*

My dad normally gets them, so i don't know where, but I saw them while walking around Waitrose, I didn't realise they were so expensive, 99p for a normal-size crisp packet.

never been in waitrose in my life (honest to god)

Never seen them in asdas or tescos though, or even in sainsburys.

I wouldn't pay 99 pence for a packet of crisps!!

But then again, i have a taste for this cofee drink that costs a pound a bottle :shock:

I'm always in Waitrose, when I'm off school, my friends mum will only ever shop in Waitrose so we go there and, I get to push the trolley :twisted:

cool! I hate tescos. Always full of stressed mothers and babies and children under your feet and stroppy "helpers".

Nice to hear some live singing tonight.

Could I have a pineapple breezer, please

Right any requests?

I'm only here tonight and every tuesday in fact as entertainment but will busk outside the pub during the evening when the b and b is closed. so, what will it be?

but before any requests, I'll do a quick country one... mixed in with rock

*sings with guitar just like jesse james by cher*

can i have a bud please, how is everyone this evenin?

That sounds like WHSmith to me, the helper never help, which is what they are supposed to do.

A bud for Testify

I'm fine thanks Testify. How are you keeping?

I'm ok in whsmith to be honest, i get all my arty stuff in there.

im ok ta :)

Play any song you want to airhead, we are all listening.

*Finds a comfy spot and gets comfortable*

miller please - infact I'll help me self ta

I feel I'm in a cher mood today.

*plays and sings bang bang*