The one with the biggest muscles (or loudest voice) at the time - well, that will be me then! :lol:

Why do I always get a cold when I'm about to deliver a lecture to 500 people?

A: My seven year old son swiftly followed by Katie, one of the duo!

Q: What's the hardest things about having twins?

A :D

Someone Pleease help me, what is the last question?
I know, am So stupid somtimes :lol:

Well, no one answered my question Mariella so I'm upset :(

So my question is: why did no one answer my question?

(you can answer Mariella if you like - pretty please :D )

I got confused, thought LoafStein had answered his own question about his twins with :D

A. I had not seen your question :oops:
But to answer your original question: because it is very scary!

Q. What color is you sweater?

Pink today, about this shade :oops:

What did you eat for your last meal?

A. Cauliflower - we call it bloemkool :lol:

Q. What are your plans for this evening?

Meet my friend John and his new wife!

Q: What are your plans?

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Have a lovely evening, please! :)

A. Am having my friend, Helma over for coffee...and a few drinks.

Q. The best things in life are ...

Oh thank you...you too :)

A: Definately not free!!!!

Q: So whats the most costly thing you bought (excluding home, car, bike)

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A. This past year, not too may things (have been Good!) :lol: ...it is probably the ML-tickets through ebay...worth every cent though...priceles-memories.

Q. What do have for breakfast?

Well, this last 12 months I lost 148 pounds in weight so I eat not very much. Generally nothing but sometimes i'll eat some smoked salmon because I love fish!!

Q: Do you know if Jim Steinman has recovered now?

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Very good about the weight-loss!...I noticed you have 'a thing' with fish.
I think Meat once bought a fish for Leslie before they were married - he found it very romantic...and delicious ofcourse!

A. Yes, I believe Jim is on the road to recovery and has improved :)

Q. Coffee or tea...milk, sugar?

Neither thanks - a diet coke please!

Why is it that we always choose a diet coke with a fattening meal?

A. To have 'the illusion' we are on a diet.

Q. What was the most funny thing that happened to you today?

I fell on my butt in a packed train :oops:

is barbecue chicken the best food on earth or what??

No not really. Minted lamb chops and then its yes.





Parents evening, where should I hide, or should I go with them?

hide, always hide...

Q. what is the square root of -1??

A: According to my Windows Calculator its an "Invalid Input for Function" lol

Q: Why'd you ask the Q?

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A - Surely the square root of 1 is 1. As 1 x 1 = 1.

Sorry to go back but there is no square root to -1 because if you times a number by itself it becomes positive even if it is a minus.

I think it's definately all PYE :wink:

Q: Doner and Shish Kebab 4 dinner 2nite??

Hell yeah! Thets what im having too :D

Lamb doner, plenty of hot sauce and haagen daz for dessert :drool:


whats the french word for prescription? We've been arguing over this for days in the pharmacy

A. just say prescription with a french accent (true i looked it up)

Q. nobody has heard of imaginary numbers then??

My imaginary friend says he uses imaginary numbers.

Why can't i keep my temper?