Ahem

Bear in mind that the bar is monitored by 24hr modCCTV. Now, put it all back and leave quietly before there's trouble ... :twisted:

you're abit late ain't ya..man have been waiting for some hours now..

Dämn! F*ck the 24hr modCCTV!
C´mon anybody, bring me a medium steak now + a cool drink, which sort ever!
:devil:

I still want my coffee..but make it an Irish one..

and a steak sounds good..I ll have one too:twisted:

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK OK, i'm back.
Jeez, I HAVE been away on importaint buisness you know :wink: (getting drunk :mrgreen: )
Right, all orders have been serverd, till is full, everyone is happy :D

Great to have you back, Landlord. Hope your important business was successful and enjoyable! :hic:

I'll have a coffee, and scrambled eggs, if I could, please?

Cellarman in yet, or is it too early? :heart:

Erm Mr Barman?
May I ask you:
WHEN WILL I BECOME MY STEAK????
:retard:
I have made order siss morning and I have gutt nussing jett! I am hungar!
:tard:

:lmao:

The Landlord is indisposed at the moment...I'll take both shifts until he is back...:( :( :(

Here's coffe and scrambled eggs and cellarman unfortunately is off today - please visit tomorrow...:(

Herr RJ...which part of you do you want me to be cooked into a steak??? :shock:

Thanks for the breakfast. :D

So sorry to hear Cellarman is away for today. :boohoo:

Come again tomorrow...I'll ask him to help me serve...:D

*raging around. Throwing tables and chairs out of the windows and at the bar*

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I came to siss pub to entshoi my breakfest,....or lunch...or supper....shust because I want to become my steak! Now I am messed around in here!:angry:
Wott is seh number of seh public healff department?!:evil:



:lmao:


*continues raging*

NOW you´ve got a riot in here...[unundertandable bawling]

Oh sweetie...

*Dialing the number of the nearest lunatic asylum*...:nuts:

:shock:

What happened to this place?
I came in here only once and beat the whole place up, and now nobody comes here anymore...

I think you've answered your own question...:roll:

:twisted: Any more of that sunshine, and you're barred :bicker:

:lol:

barperson a double jd on the rocks many thanks

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk please, one large one small. Thank you :yawn:

Here we go...

double jd on the rocks

AND

Cup of Horlicks and two bowls of warm milk

Jan, just keep the cats closer to yourself...ouch...:roll:

goodmorning, can i have caffee and bread please?:yawn:

Morning... :yawn: Can I have a tall cappuchino please? I need something to wake me up this morning... oh, and something cake-ish would be good too, if that's okay?

Sorry, he's only a kitten, he will learn I promise. :oops:

CAn i have a coffee please :D

:twisted: Think i'll have a pint of my own wares :mrgreen:

Was quite ammused before.

Bob the cellar man revealed to me, get this, that he has his own band :lol:

AND, it gets even better, he asked if he could play a gig here at The Bat :lmao:

He said there's a couple of girls he sings with who would love to sing here.
Now what were their names? :roll:

Something like Batti and BB? :roll:

Never mind.It's not important.

Needless to say, I turned Bob down FLAT.
This place has got a reputation to uphold :wink:

Nice try though Bob, now get down that cellar and change some barrels :mrgreen:

But, but, but....Landlord:shock: :!: :!: :!: :!:

If the cellarman has a band, we HAVE to hear it. Please reconsider :pray: :pray: :pray:


Look at all the ladies he will bring in :oops: - customers! :D :D