Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!

Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately.

Thanks.

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Here you go...one coffee...one scrambled eggs...:D

This young man must have eaten something bad...but NOT here...:mad:

Bob is back from the holiday - enough of golf for him already!!!

To be honest with you...he's been playing golf here in the cellar with our wine bottles...so much damage...:roll:

Don't know what to do with him...:evil:

Will you be ordering, miss??? :lol:

OK...let me try to get this:

1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar

2. The barlady wanted them to get away

3. I asked for something to eat

4. The barlady offered me :shit:

5. The barlady and a guest are talking about who´s :shit: that is

6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse

7. They decided that it´s the emu´s :shit:

8. They want to put it on the menu

And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...?:nuts:
:lmao:

Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?

I think it´s definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant...

Please read my very first post of the day...:roll:

I expressed exactly same sentiments...:twisted:

Locusts.......lollipops...........why??:shock:

Yeah....if you got a sensitive stomach...

my butchers G.K. in Twickenham stocks Emu steaks - not for me though ukk!!:shock:

:twisted: THAT'S IT.











NO MORE FRENCH FOOD IN HERE :bicker:


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Hmmm...Locusts, Emus, :shit:, that sounds more like...english food!:)):lmao:

:devil:

A piece of meatloaf please..

:twisted: Got a steak sandwich if you want that :shock:

Are you saying Bob is HERE??? :pray: :pray: Is he here now? :heart: :heart:

Sorry about the damage; can't imagine him breaking wine bottles. :oops:

Oh, may I have my special, please? It's been a while.

Did I see emu steaks available? What's an emu?? :shock:

:twisted: Well, yeah, Bob is here.

Don't know why anybody would be interested to know that though :roll:

He's down the cellar at the moment changing the barrels.

The EMU steaks are deffinatly off the menu :wtf:

Aha landlord - a pint of your finest champers please. And something for my lady please.....

Incidentally the ever delightful lucy has just been ringing up for a witter so I suggested she head over for the barmiads job. I trust that is ok with yourself?

and there was me looking for a new position, reckon I'd make quite a good bar person p.c. and all that........... much prefer maid as it conjures up pictures of wenches like nell gywn,,,,,:oops:

Wow...I think with so many candidates I can finally retire...:lmao:

I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......

Oh my, time for a little lie down.

now, now Chris - um come to think of it, could really make a fantastic bar maid, as you say I'm flirty, out going, fun loving, love to dress up, and can pull one mean guiness....................... and you could play my barman:-P

I bet you say that to all the boys ;)

Only you, can make my world seem bright, only you.............:lol:

have I missed your trip Chris, everythings been up in the air lately.....

Not gone on my trip yet. Mid october all being well. I shall be in touch to see if you are free adn if we can entice you out for a drinky - hopefully the Tangerine Teal will be there as well.

Now, where is that landlord with my pint?

Fantastic Chris - half term, and please may I have a scotch and diet lemonade

..........whats up, are you not EMUSED :D