** FA comes in after a shattering day - grabs her mail & heads off to room **

Puts lamp on & reads letters

goes for shower - relaxes on bed


:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Night all.

*Keb goes to room and falls asleep*

I hope I don't hit my head again.

Morning everyone, its that time again (two days late), Wake-up call

*puts on FCOL*

Lovely song to wake up to. 8)

*gets up, looks at watch and shakes head*
Why can't it be Friday or Saturday.

*Quickly gets dressed and gets in car*

I wish someone wouldn't keep waking me up. I really fancy sciving off work. :lol:

BD, you've had two whole days which you could have used for skiving off, of work, I know exaclty how you feel.
At least its a decent song, I could wake you all up to something like 'Papa Don't Preach'

*sets up chair outside, takes off beret and lays it down on the floor, sits on the chair and plays and sings "house of the rising sun"*

evenin all, hope u is ok, can i get a bud please, ta

*passes Testify a bud*

thanks v much

*walks in and has a stupidly big grin on her face*

HA HA :lmao: all I can say is I got my way, like I normally do. Don't judge a poem or lyric until you've heard it or read it yourself, thats all I can say.

Can I have a cherry coke please?

*sits down and starts to play a guitar*

*sings as ten P's start to fill her beret*

*sings*
Oh, the yellow rose of texas
is where I plan to be...

*Throws a pound coin in hat* now shhhhhhhh some of us are trying to sleep *curls up back in comfy corner*

Ummmmm I've lost my room ..... anyone point me in direction please :cry:

I think you're room is the one at the top of the stairs on the right

Caz, yours is the second floor at the end. :roll:

Did everyone get their surprse I left for them in each room?

Nope, I didn't I'm so tired I don't look at anything, I just climb into bed and fall asleep.

Caz, isn't it a bit early (or late) to be going to bed?

*sets up hat outside bat again, sits on chair, this time with a saxaphone*

*plays hot patootie and jumps around (limited) pavement area like a madwoman during it*

I hid it in the cupboard... i'm sure you'll like it!!!!

1. Its colourful

2. it twangs


Yuppers, its a replica fool guitar!!!!

http://www.miniguitars.com/acatalogue/clapton_sg_th.jpg

*Wanders in, goes straight upstairs to bed*

Wake-up call time

*puts on original sin*

*gets up*

Morning all, best day of the week it is today, its FRIDAY.

*quickly runs out to a car waiting impatiently outside*

Thanks for the wake up call Keb. At least I haven't slept in today.

Okay, got it 2nd floor, at the end *finds it, goes in, shuts door and flops down on bed. sticks head under pillow and sulks* :roll:

*runs to chemist shop and buys earplugs*

What's a woman gotta do to get some zzzzzzz's around this place :lmao:

bud please

Morning all!!!!

mornin :P

can i have a coke please, diet. ta

The Bat flies wearily in..

er...... any chance of a cup of tea?

*sets guitar up outside again and sings lawers guns and money*

hmmm... will play one of my own


*plays wings are for flying (not to be clipped)*

sounds nice airhead

*picks up hat... its empty*

:cry:

Can I have a can of coke please.

*curls up under blanket in comfy corner*

Anything NON alcoholic will do me just fine tonight :oops:

I think you should have some of this:

*hands Caz, a bottle of water*

Thanks keb

*takes bottle of water and gulps it down ....more please, infact just put an IV drip of water into my veins please*

*sits at desk with headache pills in one hand and a bar of chocolate in the other*


Oh screw this, im going to bed!

can i have a bud please.... ta :D

*passed Testify a bud*

thanks :)

think i need a tia maria and coke, :D make that a treble i need it :roll: great nite at work, :lol: we rocked love ya all cu soon guys :wink:

I think I'm gonna start early today.

*sneaks behind bar to get pineapple breezer*

afternoon all, can i get a bud please, ta

More water for me please .... I'm off the booze till Saturday :lmao:

*stays in room, head still under pillow*

Don't disturb me till summer

Hands Caz a bottle of Water, I think you take the booze in moderation.

I do take it in moderation ..... it just seems to affect me more :lmao:

more water coming up Caz

*wanders up stairs to room*
I'm tired see you all nice and early in the morning.

*sleepwalks down stairs in nothing but a tshirt and knickers, sleepwalks out of door and into bat and belfrey*

*sleepwalks from b and b in nothing but a t shirt and a pair of knickers into b and b, walks to bar and spreads self all over it*

:zzz: snore... dontwannagotoschool... horriblehomework.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... :zzz:

Wake-up call time,

*puts on ELTEE*

I hope you enjoy.

*wakes up and realizes she is only in her t shirt and knickers and runs through bar, into street and into B and B*

:oops:

*throws a towel at Airhead to help her cover up.*

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

Of Course you can BD
*hands Black Dog a pineapple barcadi breezer*

can i have a bud please, ta

Coffee, black, two sweetners please, thank you .... and make it quick :lmao:

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

Wake-up Call,

*puts on FCOL*

enjoy yourselves, have fun at work.

can i geta bud please :D ta

one bud coming up for Testify

Wake-up call

*puts on AFL*

I got a bit bored of FCOL, esp. as someone keeps on interupting it, I thought we needed a change.

:cry: I slept through the wake up call *runs around like a headless chicken getting ready for work* ...... coffee, black, two sweetners and quicker than last time :lmao:

HI EVERYONE!!!!

I'M HAPPY AGAIN AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

*rollerskates through bar naked with several policemen chasing after her*

WOOOOO!!!! COME ON BOYS, I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!!!

Evening all! Hello Hello Hello there...a man in uniform I see.....Pinta Stella and I'll put my hancuffs and Truncheon on the table 8O

one pint of Stella for Gerry

Stop staring at Airhead, Gerry.

Do you coppers want anything to drink?

I know what you're saying......I hope thats just a Badge he's flashing 8O

bud please :D

cos i'm worth it!

*is escorted out of pub with a coppers jacket on*

Oi, who's going to bail me out????

Not me, I have no money and even so its your own fault,

one bud for Testify.

I think we'd better start a fund raise for Airheads bail. Any donations greatfully received

*sits in police station with hands on chin bored stupid*

Tralalalaaaa... wonder what happens if I push this button?

*pushes button on wall... lights start flashing and the sprinklers start*

Oh its the fire alarm button!!!

*angry policemen stop bell and chucks airhead into the cell*

Yikes ... don't look at me ... i'm on holiday in four weeks need all my money :lmao:

*Rattles collecting tin*

Any donations for the RELEASE AIRHEAD FUND

*4 coppers come in stressed out with lank hair and dark eyes*

*puts in a pound each*

Whiskey... and lots of it... that airhead is too much....

Okay, its that time again

*puts on ELTEE*

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

*sends pub a letter from jail*

Dear meaters...

I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!! :twisted:

love your nutty friend,

eddie

*rushes off to eddie's room ... grabs clothes that were lying on the floor, sends them to the cell .... gently tells eddie, you're in here for a while, coz nobody is putting anything in the tin ... last i saw all we had were four pound coins, two peanuts and a couple of bud lids* :lmao:

*looks out of door ... and she wondered why she got arrested* :lmao:

he he, if only you could hear how loud my music really was.

Wake-up call, up now!

*puts on ELTEE, really loud*

Have fun!

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

Thanks Caz!!!

Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button?

Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!!

Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT????

Oh great. No south park????? :cry: No simpsons???? :cry: Surely there must be Steptoe???? *sniffle*

oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!

dont suppose i can get a bud in this place?

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

Like it will get to Eddie, it will end up in his office. Oh well call me cynical but thats what I think, also do you think they will allow it to enter without them taking it to pieces.

That's true keb ... but hey ... she can't say i didn't try can she :lmao:

More to the point ... how has she got internet access?? Has she hijacked the Police Computer :evil:

lol, looks like it, what shall we do?

*searches round pockets*

Ok I'm wearing an army all in one so I have lots of pockets.

*finds a couple of quid in a hidden pocket*

You didn't see that? ok here you go £2 from my pockets and £10 from my lunch money.

Okay, that's £10, plus £2, plus the other £4 that makes £16 ... bail was set at £30 so we need another £14 :lol:

come on you lot ... surely we can raise £14 to get her out before she drives us insane :lmao:

Someone owes me some money I will get it off of them tomorrow, so she will just have to wait until tomorrow night.

cheers mate

Cool keb ... okay i've lobbed in a couple of quid ... so all we need now is £14 i think *maths not my strong point* :lmao:

*wanders upstairs goes straight to bed turns on music and puts it through some headphones*

*wanders aimlessly around*

jumps in bed and sticks head under pillow again

I was allowed a couple of hours "computer time"!!!!

Groan... I'm bored... I'm gonna pester the warden for a while you know... drive him mad... sneak bicarb of soda into his coffee again... watch him fizz.... did that last night!!! heeeeheeee!!!!

*takes a swig on her water and bites her bread, and foams to the mouth as a warden laughs his head off*

blaaaablaaaaahblaaahblaaaaah..... :shock:

Wake-up call, as no one complained yesterday I will do the same

*puts on ELTEE, as loud as it can go*

Hope you enjoy

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

*Opens eyes*

Wow ... what a way to wake up :lmao:

Funny, I ran out so quick I still had my slippers on, at least they were decent ones and not the half chewed by the dog (like most of my other slippers).

Caz, its a brilliant way to wake up, just don't thank me, it wasn't my idea.

can i geta bud please, ta

*gets out of police car*

Bye hunni's!

*kisses copper cheekily and the copper groans, and bangs his head against the steering wheel stressed out*

*s~~~~s up to bar*

Well... well... welll... just when I was planning my escape involving spoons I got a bail from my good friend Caz...

*police come back in stressed out again, and grab eddies arm*

Oh yeah... the cherry bomb in the toilet... classic... :lol:

*bundled back in police car*