come and live in Australia, it's the middle of winter.

what about mixing it up?

hope you mean the weather. :D we just need metres of rain here though. cold and dry is not good.

sure the weather, have no rain, sorry. It's hot and sunny

When I returned home for work, I fell asleep for an hour, pottered about knowing I had to go back to work this evening for a couple of hours, then fell asleep again, Um maybe I am turning into a vampire and only like to cat nap during the day, so that I can stay up all night and terrorise people:roll:

I think ill stay on dotties good side so i dont get terrorised

Now would I do that Lord Kagan?:lol:

Slept like a log last night, woke up this morning and found myself in the fireplace, expect we don't have a fireplace:lol:

What is love, anyhow?

Glad you're getting some decent sleep at last, Dottie

da--- Ihave to clean the house

Where's that cup of tea I was promised?

empty mind

At this time in my life, I have the overwhelming urge to solve the real mysteries of life.

Will an alarm go off if I take more than 12 items through the express checkout? Does a bunch of bananas count as one item or do they count however many bananas there are in the bunch?

Can my webcam develop legs and venture into my bedroom at night? Or worse, can it follow me to the shower?

Does anyone ever print out the one-word story threads here?

Has anyone else managed to kill Fred?

Shall i stay up or go back to bed, hmm the choices in life

hope I get more gifts ... hehehe

i got something in my eye and i cant get it out!!!:(

Could it be an eyeball?

wonderful day out on the road

Crikey! It's hot out there today.:shock:

Natural justice? PAH!

IT'S TOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuk dogs been swimming in some dirty messy pond...:evil:

I am veeeryyy confused about the appearance yesterday.
Has nobody seen it?
Did it even happen?
Was it so horrible that nobody wants to talk about?
Will everybody who speaks about be shot?

:confused:

and does anyone have anyof the songs from it???????

Happy, happy, happy!!! On Top of the world!!!

All husbands are cretins!

September, September, September, September.... is it September yet?

be patient..be patient..be patient...it'll be soon enough

The new promotion for Bat III - a doorknock, religious caller style...

Knock knock
I'd like to take a moment to talk with you about Meat Loaf....

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

No thoughts this morning at all...just acute feeling of sleep deprivation

Just watched the Shuttle landing live on NASA tv online...... incredible. Isn't technology wonderful sometimes?

I tried to watch that but could not get it to work on the works computer, hopefully going to watch it later on the BBC website if they recorded it. I am please it came down safely, not to mission can continue. And like you say, Technology is great sometimes.

:twisted: Why's the rum gone? :shock:

The NASA website will have recorded video coverage, so you should still be able to see it on there.

We were lucky enough to watch one of the shuttle launches a few years ago when we were on holiday in Florida ....... what an amazing sight that was.

That would be absolutely awesome to see that, I am jealous lol :D

Thanks for the info, will check out their site! :D

is sad because there is no sign that Meat would come to the Netherlands, and is seriously thinking about making a trip to wherever they are :(

.. if he's doing a tour ???

yep IFF ....

I am tired!

.. of going to bed alone ...:(

a gerbil might be a fun bed partner?

:D

just a thought

I recommend masking tape/duct tape.

just put your head through the screen and I'll tape you up then. starting with the mouth.

I was talking about bonking the gerbil.

We'd really rather you didn't ... this is a family forum

I reiterate - I will tape you up, starting with the mouth.

OI! Are you calling me a gerbil, ferret features??

:twisted: ferrets have a mean bite :twisted:

I'm not the one who suggested taking a gerbil to bed. I merely offered some practical advice on making it mess-free. Jeesh. :roll:

:D

Is that the best you've got, harlot?

:doh:

That's not a bite... hell, that's not even a good gumming.

Typical Victorian, all words, no action.

:bicker: hip and shoulders at dawn! :twisted:

I've seen your hips and shoulders.... I'm opening a book on how far you will bounce. Somewhere near Perth, I reckon, on the rebound.

You didn't even shift me out of that supermarket. All talk!

Pah... as I recall, you bounced into the chip display. In fact, when I was down there last week, the owner wouldn't even let me in that aisle, on account of the damage your rebound wreaked. You old trout. :-P

Ladies! Please, don't bring your battles over the latest sanatogen savings down at Aldi online here :))

no, actually it was at this little half-a***d shop right near Lotus' home

Yeah, the owners had migrated from Victoria.

And look at what they brought with them.

:yawn:

And you are going to move where?
Ah yes! Queensland, where time runs steadily on backwards!
How appropriate!

Yeah, you should come and visit. It might help you remember your lost youth, through the fog of time.

Won't be bringing the rum and coke this time. You drink too much

For what? :|

A South Australian gerbil

What is this fascination you have with gerbils? Are you perhaps recognising a similar intellect to your own?

:retard: more intellect:??:

now the Dutchy buys into the argument, eh?

Just because you speak double Dutch....

:hic: Course you'd only understand Scotch, wouldn't you?

At least I can use a VCR

ouch

I use it just fine, thanks. Wrong channel, but who cares?

Not me. I can use my VCR, so *I* have the item in question.

:eyebrows::whistle:now what would that be hey....:whistle::eyebrows:

Only until I take control of Mac!

Postage paid. All yours. Guarantee he will eat your precious gerbil.

But he won't miss out on the Grand Prix

DANGEROUS....cat

You guys deserve it, Victoria is full of grand pricks.

Yep, that drive very fast cars, wearing sexy gear!

Think with a different part of your body...

now that's low

Especially on you, shorty.

:yawn: Every now and then, you really excel yourself. I doubt I've every heard that before.

Well, listening does require closing that mouth you keep displaying.

woah what happened in here??:shock:lol

Uh oh...I smell thread hijacking...

naahh they just were having a good time...

zzz..going to be a bad nightsleep i think

That's a constant odour round here ... must have a word with the cleaners ... :))

lol gerbils and ferrets sound fun lol

Ummm...hmmm...are you sure you're a straight girl???

In re: hijacked threads...it takes one to know one...

very sure!!!lol
my mate has ferrets and they are great and so from that id assume that gerbils are nice too, but not to go to bed with one, thats a lil bit wrong!!lol

hahahhahahahaha

Thought for today (staying on subject)

No thoughts...too hot to think...

:whistle: innocent look :whistle:

Actually, I was refering to my own self...but if the shoe fits...