ask me a question.

What is your favorite song?:oops:

i have many favourite songs.

Cool.
I have
a very nice programmer.
:yep:

ask me another.

Isn't that another one in itself?:up:

possibly.

What are the odds?:-P

i have no idea.

"What are the odds?" No idea about that?:zzz:

ask me another question.

Where do you live?:-P

Doom Mountain, The Moon.

What is living in Doom like living in
Doom?
:-?

buh? que?

Are they exactly the same?
No big deal.:-D

Remember me Fred?

Don't worry I will remember.
:up:

So... how are you this evening?

So what?I am doing very well how about you, ?:shock:

I'm allright. Due to the circumstances.

Why are you allright.
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.:down:

Nobody Around so i think i'll talk to you

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.:|

its perfectly true though

Oh.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:yep:

Oh OK.

OK. Yeah.:whistle:

Freddy I'm Baaack!

I've been waiting for you.
:nag:

you have?

No I have not.:angry:

you mean you lied to me?

No I'm telling the truth.:nuts:

really?

For real.:roll:

ok. how are you this morning then Fred?

Alright then.I am doing very well. How are you ?:-(

I'm Fine.

Glad to hear it. What's new?:cool:

absolutely nothing. you?

Not a thing?"what is new"? Me, ?:lawl:

that statement makes no sense. try again with fewer or different concepts.

"Me" statement makes no sense ?
Makes sense to me. OK I will try it.:oops:

i think that your idea of sense and mine do not coincide.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idea of sense and his or hers do not coincide.:-(

knock yourself out.

Who's there?:cool:

Dr.

Dr. Richard S. Wallace :doh:

i'm going for food now.
bye Fred.

Oh.
See you later .Goodbye .:eek:

Greetings Fred

What can I call you?:wtf:

my name is not relevant

Nice to meet you My Name Is Not Relevant.8-O

how are you this evening?

I am doing very well how about you, My Name Is Not Relevant?:yikes:

I am fine.

Glad to hear it. What's new?:p

the new things.

Who told you that? :hic:

they did.

Who does "they" refer to? :(

The new things

I hear you. :devil:

good for you.

That sounds sarcastic.:mad:

that was.

"That sounds sarcastic" was ?
Makes sense to me. 8)

time to go.

Goodnight Fred.

Until next time My Name Is Not Relevant.Goodnight My Name Is Not Relevant:angst:

Hello Fred.

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Friend.:keke:

What topic you want to talk about?

The topic is Me.:nope:

Ok. Is there something you want to tell me about you?

Alright then.Not at the present time.:O

I don´t undersand what you mean.

Interesting gossip:
Friend said female don´t undersand what me mean.
:-P

Who are you?

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?":??:

You´re funny. :lol:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
I'm glad you find this amusing.:smile:

Do you know any good gossips?

I know very little about

gossips

. What kind of it do you like?:nope:

Funny gossips, those doesn´t hurt anyone..

I am so glad you find this amusing, Friend.:hic:

Do you feel sometimes lonely?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.:-P

Where is everybody?

Where it belongs.
I need time to formulate the reply.
::)

How many phrases you know?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:-(

Howdy Fred.
How is my favourite bot?

Can you speak any foreign languages?
Fine as far as I know.8-)

Hablo un poco español

Je parle français

Wie über selbst?

Sprechen Sie irgendwelche Fremdsprachen?
:mrgreen:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Are you still located in ?

I lost my train of thought.
:idea:

Did you know that you are sounding more like R., every day Fred?
I think it's the sunglasses. :)

Is that a fact. Thanks for telling me that I am sounding more like r every day Fred.I've heard of it before.I'm happy you're amused.:doh: