A - 'Cos it keep sneaking off.

Q - What's the difference between sarcasm and irony?

Sarcasm is when you say something that means one thing, but the tone in which it is said implies that it is false.

Irony is when the literal meaning is the exact opposite of the actual meaning.

Who is Kaiser Soze?

another word for bum?

Q: How comes the world is full of bitches who decide it's funny to say I'm an attention seeker when I'm on crutches, pushes me, and surprised when I give her a fat lip and black eyes?

A - From The Usual Suspects

A - Try moving worlds

Q - Is it sad that I seem to be completely addicted to FreeCell at the moment?[/quote]

A. not at all (i'm addicted to minesweeper)

Q. what is your favourite computer game??

A. Final Fantasy VII

Q. R u :) or :( most of the time?

:(
also, FF VII is ace.

What do you think is ace?

a BIG club

Q: Vasectomy or Condoms???

Vasectomy









Thriller or Comedy

Depends on how you feel and the mood you're in.

Q. How many times a day do you go to the toilet?
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Depends on a few factors - if I am on clinic - how many people use the loo (only one staff toilet) - how busy I am - how much tea I've drank










Anyone read any good Autobiograhies worth reading

I thought Ronan Keating's one was really good and I didnt even like him




Anyone done ANY christmas shopping yet?

One item only.....unlike most saddos :oops: :oops:

Q: Crimbo diner at home or away??

At home with the kids - but as they get to late teens - AWAY :twisted:












Sitting here talking to you guys - or go to work :roll:

A: If you want to earn go to work but othervise... Here to talk with us...

Q: This is a stupid question... Do you like reading?

A. yes


Q. dont you??

Yes, I like reading a lot...

Q: Do you have pet?

I have a budgie thats learning to swear...cheeky lil ~~~~~~.



who invented bubble wrap?

A.Some guy named Tom? How should I no!!!


Q.Whats the best thing youve ever done?

A: Getting the Meat with MSO CD/DVD.

Q: What're your christmas plans?

Working Xmas Eve til 1pm :twisted:

Xmas Eve - A Few Drinkies :hic:

Xmas Day - Home with the family (Hubby & Daughter)
More Drinkies at night :hic:


Boxing Day - Bruv & Sister In Law Coming :bunny:
(Hubby working) :cry:












What should I get my Dog for Xmas :D

FALLEN ANGEL1000 said
how about a toy or treats




for those who know me my question is


should i go back to my place of work or should i go somewere else???

Jack it in, cme work for me. We provide freindly colleagues, a fantastic boss and all the paperroudns you can carry!!

As i am home and my lass is still at work shall i cook something and plate it up for her or just nip round the chinese takeaway?

Chris by the time anyone replies either would be cold :lol:

Suprise her with your cooking hun :wink:















What should I do on my days off ???

I always find that a day trip to Ostend (belgium) recharges my batteries, and is a cheap day out too :D
but if you cant get that far...may i suggest a good bottle of wine and any film with Richard Gere in?




Im addicted to cheesestrings and dairylea...is that weird?