I like that,thats funny,wish it was Angelica then all it would take is a tube of cream and it would go away,this pain will take one hell of a tube..lol :twisted:

I feel let down !!

Work just called to tell me that I am not needed this week as a new waitress started yesterday and so I am not needed as they are OK with staff :shock: ! This is crap being I have concerts and things coming up and I need the money... They are taking advantage and I'm not going to take it !!
Seen it in a whole new light now, is this a hint to tell me that I am no longer of use to them ?!?

not neccessarily hun... i was a waitress in various places for a number of years and they do this, it isnt guaranteed hours in many places, just work on demand and make money on tips. Its good that you have a job now but keep looking for something with more concrete hours. I had many occasions when i would turn up in uniform and everything only to be sent home not being needed, had shifts cut short cos its too quiet or told to take a week off :shock: due to quiet period. They may just wanna train her up and give her a run in before the busy summer perios begins so don't take offense just yet ;)

awesome weather.....and I have to sit inside and revise for this stupid test next week :(

why cant you sit outside and revise???

its files on my computer i have to look at :(

Put your monitor by the window and get some binoculars ...

ah the good old days of textbooks lol

and carrying the blackboard out on to the playing field so you could do Maths in the sun ... kids today have it tough :lmao:

On a much happier note my MBFC stuff came today :cool: :)) !!

Gorgeous pictures and words from the man I'm loving at the moment, just what I needed to cheer me up :heart:.

:wtf:


took me a little while to work out what on earth mbfc was but one look at your avi soon put me right lol.

That 6mm Walther soft air gun is big big fun and it surprisingly has a lot of power!!! :up:

Thats good,i bet that cheered you up loads,sorry to hear about the job,hope something else comes up soon for you,enjoy MB stuff
:-)

Top Tip of the day:

When walking the dog, don't put dog biscuits in a leg pocket in the trousers being worn ... that only leads to being mugged by a pack of hungry labradors!

Better for the leg they were hungry and not horny lol

:lmao: too right!

a special tip for (some of the) ladies on here:

if youre looking for a new shirt, why dont buy this or if youre very sure of yourself that?

:lmao: !!

Sorry hun for that, just easier than saying the whole thing ;) !

Thanks Barb,
It did when I opened it and on my Membership Pack is a gorgeous b&w shot and that absolutely stunning smile that makes me melt :oops:. Then of course there were the two magazines, one was last months that I got with him as Edna on the cover and then on the back a gorgeous after show shot from after the show and I like that, he also writes a letter for these magazines and reading his words cheered me up no end :)).

haha.. he deleted it... :lmao: such a coward lol

whom?

Wonders where the CD with the Hairspray pics is.... :roll: !!

feck sake

oops must´ve missed that call...
I better don´t call back :whistle:

i wish id miss that one

You had the opportunity not to answer that call

ah but i didnt cause it was a with held number

uuh. very tricky!!
was it it?

who??????

aye in tears lol

a colleague

loool well done you!!
I mean, what have you done now?? tut tut

actually nothing, do i ever do anything?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuVh...eature=related

brilliant

umm...no. and i bet that´s the reason for the tears :p

:lol: That is so funny..i can just picture that :lmao:

And that is even funnier....:lmao:

ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i had my fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9...eature=related

:lmao:

Need to make my bed... Have to clear it first :roll: !!!!!!!

i know that feeling..lol

Emma, I´ve got a real treat here for you. Wish it´d already be the end of July so that I could hand it over to you ;)

Ah thank you hon Have you finally got us that double date with Randy and Paul!!!!

Oh blimey!! It should have been a surprise :bicker:
Now I gotta find another treat for you...

Ha ha i dont mind i like that one!!!

Tired..need to sleep

:twisted: My doctor is a bloody genius :shock:

Went to see him today because of some pains in my leg.
He weighed me, then he measured how tall I am, and came up with the following amazing diagnosis.............

It's frightening the things that some doctors come out with, three years ago I was diagnosed with something and they 'forgot' to tell me :shock:

:twisted: When I was 4, my mum took me to the doc's with a cough, he in turn sent me to hospital for an x ray (Dr Hillman was a careful, caring, and thorough man).
Got the all clear from the hospital :up:
11 years old, I start getting bad pains in my right hip.
Go back hospital.
They get that 7 year old x ray out and take another look, and congratulations, we found TB on it :mrgreen:
You win 2 years of pain and the chance to have half your hip removed :roll:

It scares me to death that doctors get things that wrong :?

Far too many compliments today, not used to this

Would you feel happier if we all threw some abuse your way?

:twisted: You beat me to it Andy :mrgreen:

Sounds like an open invitation methinks :devil:

Mod question........

Do we still infract someone if they insult somebody who asked them to be insulted by them :??:

Should we charge them £150 an hour for that kind of treatment instead? :bleh:

your doc sounds brilliant Neil...what a twit.lol...or did he have a white stick..lol

Been really lazy today but I've managed to change my bed clothes, that's been needing doing for a few days now and now I'm going to see if I can get the crap off my floor, seems stupid wasting the time while I have it... !

:shock: why did you let someone crap on your floor???

apparently i stank of alcohol today... tut tut

has there ever been a proper recording of only when i feel?

:lmao: !

:twisted: So far as I know, only the live footage filmed on a camera.

Shame, because it kicked serious ass 8)

that was the best news for ages.

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Hope he grovelled!!

:twisted: What he said :mrgreen:

OMG OMG OMG!!!! I can´t believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I´m sooo happy!! Whohoooo!!
Deep breathe in, deep breathe out....!!! Yeehaaa!!! Patti´s back!!!!!!!

its not first of april, is it?

Gonna take a while for me to come down from this high, whisky in hand and Storytellers on the dvd player, wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!!!!!!

Dad´s got a surgery tomorrow ...
I know who will not be able to focus on work things tomorrow ...(for several reasons ... Well, Patti and the surgery)

LOL yeah wish I didnt have work tommorow !! I wanna party!

I know, it's like you gotta tell the world lol

might have a repeat performance tomorrow lol

Yeah, I gotta watch that as well, boring I know but it's unlike me to drink midweek now

thats why taxi's were invented

extortionate

Hate to think what a London taxi would cost me to work tomorrow lol

yes mine was last sat night... dearest yet.. feckin black taxis

lol racist

nonononononononono... you were fell asleep by then anyway probably

i dunno, meh

you should go to the london show

Why...are you?

michael mate... would i have an answer this early?? lol

No way lol, still got the memories of you finally turning up at the Montana just as we were setting off to pick your tickets up!!!!!

lol... that was a lot of trust on your part.... or maybe faith.... or possibly stupidity lmao

I'll go with blind stupid faith lol

good enough.. that'll do for me.... so when july is nearing an end.. and you have a spare ticket.... lol

No spare ticket but there's always a bed/floorspace at hotel Samcat or hotel DjMontro's

nice one.. you really shouldn't have said that though lol

i dont think they allow pocheen on the planes

need sleep... good night

I worked with some Americans once who regularly brought a couple of litres of moonshine over to the UK in Listerene bottles! :cheers:

why does the test have to be today?

Hope I wont write anything about Patti lol

lol...focus RJ

and good luck by the way

Hope your dad gets on ok today Betty

Hope all goes well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to my now ex doctor on a cold day(lots of layers!!) He didn't weigh me or measure my height and he told me i was overweight!! I changed doctors the next day!!

1st rule of living in London you never get a black cab across 2 zones!! Oxford St to Ealing at least 45 quid illegal minicab 25 quid and you can barter!!

thanks barb!

went well....not perfect but well

I think Meat should go back to starting the show with AFL.

is piling things higher to create floor space really tidying up??

I would vote for BOOH as opener...
although it's probably too hard on his voice that early in the show.

Oh yes that definately counts as tidying up!!