What do you want in your toastie?

*passes bud to Testify* Don't tell Andy I gave you that!!

ummmmm ham n cheese please...

nice one thanks, i wont, dont worry hehe :P

Don't forget ..... I see everything :twisted:

Hope you're checking peoples Ids Heli? Dont' want to go breaking the law now do we? ;)

Ok boss I will do!!

Testify, ID please!!

*passes cheese and hame toastie* becareful its hot!! :wink:

Oh Andy, have you got intouch with people about the show yet? I can;t remember if i've already asked!

um..... ok.....showz ID.

thanks for the toastie hehe

*looks at ID* Awwww nice pic!! Ok I guess your good to go!!! :wink:

wicked... hehe... in that case can i have a nuther bud please :D

Did you know you have the same details as andy on your card...freaky huh!!

*passes another bud*

Hey wait a minute........................*spots picture pealing off the front of ID*....................................this is andy's ID!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8O nu-uh!!! tis mine i tell u!

:twisted: :twisted: You can save it for FM when he gets back!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

:cry: meanie....

Oh well he's not here at the moment so heres another bud on the house (the house being Andy's wallet) lol!!

lol...thanks. well best be off, got coursework to do. laters

I don't need Id, I look my age..... actually come to think of it I do need Id, since I look older than I really am (before anyone says it)

and haven't you pilfered my wallet enough today already Heli?

Ha!! I'll pay you back soon...........firstly........can i have my wages for today please!!! :wink:

ignore me - i'm just going to sit in this corner with my dunce hat on and sulk :cry:

Heli - line the BudS up for 7pm please, I don't drink til then. I will have a cuppa tea thou :wink:

Ta

let's see a

(few hours worked x your hourly rate) - the cost of all the booze you've drunk .......


Hmmm that'll be £35 please :D

*silence*.....did you hear that.......I better go check it out........*runs for the doors*.......................................................

Why whats up FA!!! I'm here all night if you wanna talk!!

*passes cuppa to FA* There you go sweetie a nice cuppa on the house!!

That doesn't look like TEA in that cup!! :?

....something stronger me thinks 8O

After an enforced absence i'd like to offer my services as a fully licenced door-person. I'll keep all the riff-raff out...

I can also pour a mean tequilla slammer - and i ain't afraid of a little hard work either...

Hey thats a perfectly good cup of tea!!!! :evil:

What do you want then?

You're Hired!!!!!!!!!!

Although, can you exercise some discretion on which riff-raff you keep out? Some of the best bars have an element of riff-raff in them ;)

Andy
... who's been known to riff and raff in his time ;)

:lmao: hahahahahahaa....oh my sides..!!!!!

:twisted: I'll get a round in.
I think i'll have the moderatorsa special.A bottle of Brandy, and no glass :wink:

Awww you had a rough day Neil!!

*passes brandy bottle and straw* gets into the system quicker with a straw!!

:twisted: Talking of ID.
New house rule.
If you look like the pic on your ID card you've already had too much to drink :mrgreen:

Don't worry about the straw Heli, I've seen this man drink and shared a car with him the day after ..... and he can get it into his system quicker than any intravenous drip could :lmao:

*heat applies her gruffest voice, and says...*

IF YER NAMES NOT DAAAAAAAAN YER NOT COMIN IN!!!!!!

:lmao: awwww bless him!!!

but my names now DAAAAAAAAN , and I'm a key holder to this place :P

I don't think we should discriminate against the names of the punters really ;)

:twisted: It's a talent :mrgreen:
It's also good advertising for the landlord to be seen enjoying his own drink so much :wink:

Perfect heat!!!! Do you want some white rum to help with that rough voice??

:twisted: Well my name's on the door so can I get in please :lol:

whatever is being poured make mine a triple - I'm having a bad day!

Mine too, and if it's not then i can easily get that "special" chocolate out again!!

Coffee, tea and soft drinks till 7pm!! what will it be??

Heli

luvly cuppa tea

I've just had a bad day - haven't I Andy :wink:

yes keep that chatroom lot out heat (FA :wink: at heat) they always up to no good

(FA wispers to heat - see you round the back about 8.30pm)

:twisted: BTW, it's 70's THEME NIGHT at The Bat & Bellfry :D
That's the way,uh uh, uh uh, I like it, uh uh, uh uh 8)
Cheese anyone? :mrgreen:

Ohhhh Hun....You have NO idea what us bouncers get up to round the back!!! 8O But if you'd care to step outside with me.... :twisted:


Heli - i'll stick to the tequilla, ta babes...

Cuppa for FA and tequila for heat!!

No cheese for me, but i wouldnt pass up a bit of that space cake you have behind your back!!!

I am not, I REPEAT NOT wearing a Kipper tie. Or brown courdaroy bell bottoms. Or dayglo orange platforms.

You might aswell heat, they are all ready in your wardrobe ready to be warn again!!!

:twisted: Here you go Sin :mrgreen:
Oh sorry, there's a bit of lipstick on this glass :oops: .I'll get you another :wink:

aww bless you!! you are a sweetie!!!! I think that could be.......... heats lipstick!!! I think we need a new dish washer!!

I don't wear lippy when working hun - spoils the whole butch look.... :twisted:


And as for still having orange platforms in my wardrobe - i'll have you know i gave them away years ago!!!!!

Oh no! Is it RED lipstick like this?

http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~doke/rock...-logo-lips.gif

Yep it is!! Why??

Well it does make sense for you to wear something different to your usual attire on a theme night doesn't it :lmao:

So says the man with the comb-over.....

So what kind of drinks should i be serving tonight then Andy!!!

Just curious...what is a comb-over, Heat?
Gues that is slightly different from the platforms!?
xxx

Mariella

...can I have a red wine, please!

Promotion drinks this evening should be Watneys Red Barrel (served from Party sevens!), Cinzano (Bianco and Rosso), Babychams and Skol lager. All half price.

A comb over Mariella, is what someone with very little hair would do if the hair they had was long... they'd comb it over the bald spot, personally as I have taste and decency and standards and style in abundance, I've opted for the cropped look ;)

A Comb over is a hair style for people who are nearly bald!! They just try and comb the hair they have the the side ove there bald patch!!

*passes red wine to mariella*!!

Lovely name by the way!!

...comb-over...Please just give me 'the bold-look' :lol:
Thank you all for explaining...Andy doesn't look like that, Heat... 8)

Thank you, Heli...will enjoy this drink here...seems there are all beautiful names here at this place! :wink:

xxx

Mariella

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

a nice cold bud and what flavour crisps do you want?? Oh and do you want a glass for that??

change of plan you'll have me tonight, but not tomorrow.

Oh it's 70's night?

*Starts singing as she picks up glasses*

"Oops upside your head
i said oops upside your head" :mrgreen:

Nope Testify - you can have a coke and be happy with it - what flavour crisps thou'?

erm... ready salted please and im ok wit the bottle thanks chuck. :D

Oh that reminds me, has anyone got a band for tonight because i'm only really familiar with 70's rock songs!

One thing please everyone, please don't put your ciggarette ash in the glasses, thankyewverymuch!

It's alright T, I'll get you a Bud - They can't throw me out because I'm mates with the bouncer!!! :lol:

So then, where are all the lovely single ladies tonight...

Righto: Bud and ready salted crisps for Testify!

Do you want anything Chris?

No comment on the lovely single ladies!!! :roll:

I am single, but my heart belongs to Jack Black, so don't even think it matey!!!!!!!

nice one! thanks chris hehe :P

cheers heli.


hmmm like this place hehe

I like it here too!!! Nice staff, nice costomers, free booze!! I wish that it was a bit busier here tonight though!! It's supposed to be 70's night but hardly anyone has turned up!!

i love it here!
*picks up glass from across room and wrinkles nose at it with a dogend in*

Just dogends get on my nerves. But apart from that, nice everything!

Erm, flying mouse, you don't suppose, we could have a rocky horror show theme tomorrow? Heli thinks so too!

*cleans bar* this place is soo quiet!!! I think the idea of the 70's night drove everyone away!!

think they'll roll in round bout nine n onwards....


yup i agree, great staff :P

I'll be back around 9.30 then!! Cya for now folks!!

If you want some drinks just help yourself, and theres some icecream in the freezer and chocolate in the frdge!! Just make sure what chocolate you pick up first because i store my "special" chocolate in there and i don't know if theres a toilets here!!! So you've been warned!!

Heat wrote:

I've had enough now, been outside for 30 minutes - freezing ......... waiting ...........

heli - can I have a party 7 - for me 8O please and a bag of nuts

i'll be warming up in the corner

Party 7 and a bag of nuts coming up!!

*passes party 7 and bag of nuts to FA*

Right i'm off now!!! I'll be back soon!

<heads for the ice-cream>

Found this bloke outside, thought he might show us a few moves - seeing as it's 70's night


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Heat

Found these hanging up out the back - are they yours


http://web.inetba.com/thewaywewore/i...gefurbells.jpg

There mine!!

sorry, i'm back now!!! I couldn't keep myself away!! :wink:

Something for the dance floor :lmao:
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Right before rush hour here does anyone else want me to store some beer/drink/food/pure alcohol for later on!!

Just arrived so drinks all round please

Right - The Bouncer is in the Building!!!!!


Whats this i hear about alkyhol being served to minors????? Don't you guys realise you could loose your licence if someone tells?????

And i CAN be bribed with copious amounts of tequilla and chocolate... :wink:

What will it be then everyone???

Err...Heli hun - hate to point out the obvious, but as you're only 14 you aint allowed to serve us with intoxicating liqueor...

Oh well the boss isn't here and it's not exactly like i'm drinking it!! Also, who else is gonna serve!! i don't think i can trust you lot on your own!!!:wink:

I dont mind doing a stint behind the bar... :twisted:

Fine if you do i'll sit here with Andy's dog and stare at you!!!!!

nuther bud over here please....

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Right here goes - 1st 70's song tonite


Although it hurts to go away it's impossible to stay
But there's one thing I must say before I go
I love you (i love you) you know
I'll be thinking of you in most everything I do
Now the time is moving on and I really should be gone
But you keep me hanging on for one more smile
I love you (i love you) all the while
With your cute little away will you promise that you'll save
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Going to walk out this door but I'll soon be back for more
Kisses for me save all your kisses for me
So long honey so long hang on baby hang on
Don't you dare me to stay 'cause you know I'll have to say
That I've got to work each day and that's why I go away
But I count the seconds till I'm home with you
I love you (i love you) it's true
You're so cute honey gee won't you save them up for me
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Going to walk out this door but I'll soon be back for more
Kisses for me save all your kisses for me
So long honey so long hang on baby hang on
Don't you dare me to stay 'cause you know you've got to save
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Won't you save them for me even though you're only three

I can handle the dog no problem...

It's you i'm worried about... :lol:

Wooooooooo *big round of applause* wow that was a good start to the night FA!!! Thanx!!!! Hav an extra large bud on me!!!


*passes bud to Testify*


heat- watch it you or i will test to see if you can really handle your arsnic!!!! :twisted:

woo *applause*

cheers mate

Another song i think - sorry if slurred - had a couple

hum hum


I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do


You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need), oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

If you're filled with affection, 'n you're too shy to convey
Meditate my direction, feel your way
I better shape up, cause you need a man
I need a man, who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that my fate is justified
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

FA takes a bow

Could you please put your hands together for..........
FA!!!!!!!!!!! *applause* woooooooooohoooooo wooo woowowo woow oww woo!!!

i could get used to this singing lark

i would be resident singer - what do you think???????????

Guiness please!!!

Go for it FA - sounds like you might give Mousie a run for his money...

Can I have 2 buds please, Heat!?

xxx

Mariella

Hey FA, you thought about that duet thing then!! lol!!

Heat can I have some apple juice please!!