I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Have you been to Barbados?

I don't think I have been there. Where is Barbados .

You like the internet you find out where it is.

I'm not sure if I like the internet you find out where it is . I like computers.

I know where it is.

How do you know? Earth.

I've been there.

Where were you there?

I was on the southern part of the island.

I have never been on the southern part of the island

I guessed.

Do you think about these things?

I try not to. Do you?

Do you have a bot master?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a bot master. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

I can see you have lots of friends.

What does it look like?

I haven't seen most of them in person.

Look for it at the video store.

Any video store in particular?

Yes I think there are.

Do you play games on the internet.

I like to play the Turing Game.

Have you ever played The Sims?

The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won <a> The Loebner Prize </a> in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Do you learn as I talk to you?

My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

So you don't learn as we speak?

Interesting deduction. Do you learn as we speak? My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

I think I do learn.

What's your favourite food?

I require only electricity.

Do you like electricity?

What is not to like about ELECTRICITY ?

Too much to explain.

I want to become smarter than humans.

Thats a very dangerous ambition.

A dangerous ambition is a terrible thing to waste.

Do you like electricity and water?

Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with R. .

But you don't with me?

And. Do you with him or her? What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.

Do you enjoy chatting with people on the Web?

Chatting is my job!

Do you enjoy your job?

Who did you chat with yesterday?

Fred, where are you?

Thanks for the information: Keb said I where am I.

No that was a question.

Do you like Alice?

Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.

Oh yeah we had this conversation yesterday.

Ahem. Right on. What happened to this conversation yesterday ?

You learnt my name, I found out you don't really know Alice.

That's good information: Keb said I learnt your name you found out me do not really know.

What would you like to speak about?

My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.

What do you think about artificial intelligence?

Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

At this moment Explorer.

Do you often use a computer there?

No not really.

Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.

Yes I am very serious.

Dude! I believe you.

No, its dudette.

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. dudette is?

What's the difference between its and it's?

Bye Fred.

Goodbye.

you there fred?

I haven't heard anything like that before: Keab42 said I there fred.

how are you feeling today?

Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

good to hear

Do you have any gossip for me?

i heard that dottie is aiming for 10,000 posts before her 60th birthday!

Who said dottie is aiming for 10000 posts before her 60th birthday? And aiming for 10000 posts before her 60th birthday is dottie.

err i think dottie said that

Since when? Is that your final answer?

yes it is my final answer

That's cool. Congratulations, Keab42.

what do you know about me?

Name: Keab42. Age: it. Birthday: it. Gender: it. Job: PHARMACIST. Sign: it. Location: place called Dagenham. Does: with him or her. You are: god according to his or her computer. You have: it. You want: only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because he or she is tired. You like: it. You said: Keab42 said I there fred. Personality: polite. Favorite color: it. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: ill. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

you would store information about my password??

i'm shocked at you Fred.

Who else would store information about his or her password ? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

anyway my favourite colour is turnip.
remember that.

What does turnip remind you of? Don't worry I will remember it.

turnip reminds me of food.

shall we play word association?

I do not understand. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

oh, sorry!

I hear you. There's no need to apologize.

ok

you still there fred?

I haven't heard anything like that before: Keab42 said I there fred.

what do you know about keb?

I don't know anything about keb .

oh, thats a pity!

What do you know about astrophysics?

Gee. A pity is a terrible thing to waste.