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Should be on solid food by now.
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Can eat nothing BUT soft food for absence of any teeth
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Held the world record for being the worlds shortest giant.
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Is an international magnate
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Smells bad
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was applying for a licence to thrill
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Was categorically denied license to thrill...
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Has several livenses to thrill
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is the license to thrill examiner
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Is wrong :-P
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has been right in his life at least once
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Quote:
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Is having a GREAT day!!!
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takes a chance on a promise and a roll of the dice
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Meant for me Zina?
Has 3 arms |
has two arms :p
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Is 100% straight
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OBVIOUSLY has NO arms...
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Is oblivious to the fact they have a head
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looks like cartman
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Killed Kenny
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was never allowed to watch south park
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Can tie his own shoe laces
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Quote:
is a sugar daddy |
It was a lie :p
Drives a Noddy Car |
Is merchant of Venice
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has escaped from a high security prison
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Rowed for Cambridge in the boat race in 1987
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is STILL residing in that prison
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(feels like it today)
can burn boiling water. |
Shares flat with Flying Mouse
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Shares father with Gollum.
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is gollum
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Didn't make millions from appearing in Lord Of The Rings
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rode Red Rum in the grand national
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IS red rum.
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Has red nails.
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Has a chicken for a pet
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Isn't allowed to keep live animals following the court case.
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was in duran duran
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wears a bowler hat to the office
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Has one nostril three times as big as the other.
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can't keep an erection for more than 8 seconds
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Didn't even know what one was until he looked it up on google.
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used to be married to Chris Evans
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starred along side Oliva Newton John in Grease
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know all the words to the Bible
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Travels everywhere on a space hopper
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has an appointment for a bikini wax tomorrow morning
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thinks he's english
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wishes he was human.
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is in love with Keith Chegwin
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Really wants to be a Kylie tribute.
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is married to kylie
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has a fisher price keyboard
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true it's the kids
was a pilot on concord |
Is a pretty little girl
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is not allowed to use a knife and fork. gets a spoon if behaves
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use to be a girl
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is playing the next James Bond
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is playing the next bond girl
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Was a body double for Jabba The Hut.
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is a cross dresser
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played the part of yoda
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Is the only man in Middlesbrough not to have eaten at the Boro Fish Bar
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wears Superted pyjamas
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has his mum write all his posts for him.
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omg no not the boro fish bar arghhhhhhhhhhh
called middlesbrough home for the last 10 years |
prefers netball to football
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Is that still open then? :lmao:
Has been barred from the Star and Garter. |
likes tinkering with her bell
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Quote:
only went to the belmount club |
hey leave my bell alone
has a tail:roll: |
never gets mad
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(I got refused entry to the Belmont once!!!)
Has webbed fingers |
has an ambition to live in a zoo
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thinks sooty is still real
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lived in a shoe for 6 months
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only writes in crayon.
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used to be a personal trainer
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Is a training shoe.
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lol, belives in santa claus
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Is a former Mr Universe
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Is a Meat Loaf tribute - split image!
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lives in a cardboard box
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Wants to be this smiley :tard:
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looks like his pet
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Looks like Queen Elizabeth
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once posed naked for Dairy Farmers Weekly
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(uh uh)
Watches pron on youtube |
is in pron on youtube
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Is BALD
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is bald :p
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is a parrot...oh wait...wrong thread...
Is a King Kong |
learned how to speak from watching Donald Duck cartoons
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Learned how to sing from Mr. Ed
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speaks Klingon as a third language
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Is a Vulcan
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sees dead people
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Doesn't see at all...cause is BLIND...well, that was harsh...wears bottle glasses...
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