God - I thought I had enough last night, but looking at him -


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i was sobber 8O 8O

Althou would be even more worried if I saw more than one of these on the premises

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Just crawled out from under the bar, off to work now, be back around 7pm :wink:

How did this get in fight club lol, Do we expect some people to get violent when theyre drunk :D

:twisted: People started ordering drinks halfway through a discussion in Fight Club.
I split the thread to get all the drink talk onto one thread and called it The Refreshment Tent.
As it wasn't an argumentative thread, I decided to put a new post at the top of the thread, move to new premisis (The Bat & Bellfry) and move to Off Topic 8) .

Now, anyone for a beer :mrgreen:

Yeah, pass me one. And for the other hand I take a Pina Colada :D

Yvonne

1 (Australian) Red wine, please! 8)

Mariella

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen: <-----see, service with a smile :lol:

Thank you so much, FM...This is why I love this place :mrgreen:
...have a beer yourself, please! 8)

Okay, okay, I'll give you your tip!

And thanks for the beer http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-012.gif

I feel this is the best place to post the lyrics to the great Toby Keith song - I love This Bar

Music Maestro Please....

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

And after all that singing, I'll have a pint of Guiness Extra Cold (poured at 45' angle and left to stand for 119.5 seconds!!) and a pint of Harp while i wait for my guiness to settle!!

Bit early for me but I've been reading on here and getting stressed - and anyway like they say, it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world :))
Gimme a beer please? Guinness would be great

I'll take an ice cold Coke for now- still at work and supervising teenagers so I'd best not have anything too serious! However, could you have a Kahlua ice cream drink ready for me in about two hours? 8)

Sherrie

can i have a bud please?

Your bud, Testify, I'll pay for. 8)

As for me, I will take the same, double :P. <Hands over ID card> :roll:

:twisted: Sherrie & Kathy, your orders will be ready at your convieniance :mrgreen:

Testify, i'm afraid i'll have to see some ID for that beer :wink:

Chris, if you wanna get into drinking songs.....

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NA A AME!!!!!!

Landlord pulls himself a pint of cider :mrgreen:

god damn! grrr ok..... *shows ID*

hehe ty.

no probs, mate.

Well, looks like Thursday night is open mic night on The Bat and Belfry stage, so here's my drunken offering :D

I must stop going to parties ( Alan Hull ) from: Sleepless Nights by Lindisfarne... (with slight amendments by AndyK to make it forum relelvant)
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Chorus:
I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in
my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin.
I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt
next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out
I must stop going to parties, and hanging about.

For instance take last friday, when Mousie came to tea
I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me
he said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill
I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will.

Chorus:

You seen the same old faces, you've seen them all before
you're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door
then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's it's name
I say I think you're out of date mate, shouldn't that be the other place.


Chorus:

Well the punch has all been drunk and the drunks have all been punched,
the mods are all irate and R is out to lunch
I don't know why I came in here, I'm such a weak-kneed creep
I must stop going to parties, I've got to get some sleep.




A pint of Black Sheep for me tonight please :D

:twisted: Thanks Mariella and Keep Rockin :D
you know, every bartender needs to hear those three little words now and again....
















Keep the change :mrgreen:

....ecuse me.....but can i have my bud now please??

Hey Mousie, 'mine is empty how about........ one more for me'? :))

i'll go get it

<goes up to counter>

does drinks ready yet? :)

Flying Mouse - can I have a bud please?

when was the karaoke installed :lol:

Well In that case I'll have a glass of cider, please. Magners or Strongbow :D

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The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Performed by RSG, originally by Charlie Daniels Band

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickony stump
And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you played pretty good fiddle,boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny raising up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he raised up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said
Well you're, pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

*Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the break pan picking at dough
Grandma does your dog bite no child no

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ya, i forget how it ends :roll: , <RSG stumbles back to Testify>

nice one RSG hehe.... :P