A English Mustard

Q Has anyone seen my camel?

A: :nope:
Q: Does the Pope wear silly hats?

yes

do cabbages fly south for winter???

No cabbages don't mind the cold

Almost bedtime here so goodnight and
Q. what do you wear to sleep in?

Depends on if there is company or not... ;)

Holiday Meal... what is your favorite feast?

Thanksgiving, Turkey Potatoes, Cranberry Sauce!!, Gravy Squash, everything else, the whole darn plate. And a glass of orange juice is always nice. I have at least 3 helpfuls of 3 plates with different things on it, but each has cranberry sauce :P

My question...

Which do you like more, Fire or Water??

A: Water being an Aquarian

Q: Who remembers the 60's?

A: People who were alive during them.

Q: So, it's nice, isn't it?

* Deleted mine as FALLEN ANGEL1000 answered a millisecond after I did.... and besides I liked the answer better than mine. ;)

A: It is if you can get it 8O


Q: Why are teenagers so clumsy? :roll:

Just because!!!

Q. What do bears really do in the woods??

A: Have picnics :P


Q: Does Santa have to go on the Atkins diet to get down the chimneys on Xmas eve???

No he goes on the south beach diet.


Q. A duck flies over your head and craps on your jacket. Do you?

a: shoot the duck?

b: swear at the duck?

c. Drink red bull and fly to the duck and crap on said ducks head?

A: Neither, go to Supermarket, buy potatoes and roast the Duck, Yummy.

Q: A romantic night in, or a night on the town??

A: A romantic night in, and this weekend would work just fine... ;)

Q: Water skiing or snow skiing and why?

Snow Skiing - I love the snow/I've done it before/ it doesn't hurt as much when you fall over :P

Daddy or Chips??

Chips! Daddy hates being covered in tomoato ketchup


Q: What did the person who designed the drawing board go back to when he (or she) got it wrong?

The slate.

Q: Yes or no?

Yes!!!

Pub or Night club??

A: Trunk of a tree


Q: Why is no one "normal" on this forum ? :nuts:

A: Because it wouldn't be much fun otherwise

Q: Why do I get withdrawal symptons when I'm not around on here?

:twisted: Because we send subliminal messages that flash up faster than the eye can register to make you dependant on the forum.

I'm really worried about how you found that out 8O :nuts:

Frasier or Becker?

neither, friends.

Q. Why do lp's go warped?

A. Because being vinyl in this day and age is hilarious. ;)

Favorite Pie? When, and with or without a topping. :D

A. How can a pie have a topping? I like mince beef and onion, drenched either in gravy, or with a chips and a huge bitter pickled onion.

Q. An Aurora is flying over your house. What does it remind you of?