*passes Testify a bud while watching the police put Eddie in the panda car*

ta v much.

*huddles in police cell*

YAWN.... will have to fight off the wardens again...

*dreams sweet dreams of next evil tricks to play on wardens*

Wake-up call time,

*puts on FCOL*

I don't have time to run out and jump on a bike today, I have to wait for the car to be ready, :p

*walks in bar with messy hair*

erm... any hope of a drink?

and a job?

*shows a fine given to her*

Hi all,

*puts on IJWQ*

Enjoy,

Right, someone else can do collection for eddie's fine :lmao:

After all I put up the bail money :lol: :lol: 8)

:twisted: I know it's good advertising for a landlord to enjoy his own beer, but I think I enjoyed it a little too much last night :lol:

*Put's R.'s bottle of bud & Heli's Sprite on the bar*

:twisted: I can't believe i'm doing take out orders for the shout box :nuts:

...I'm going for the traditional method.

Any chance of a diet coke please...?

sorry it took a while, :roll: Cathie mate heres your diet coke :wink: enjoy

thanx mighty mouse!!!!! :wink:

...hehehe...thanks! :D

*busks and plays moonlight shadow on the stage*

Wake-up call, Last full week at school!!

*puts on FCOL*

*busks and plays mournfully "total eclipse of the heart" and breaks down sobbing over guitar*

*drops some coins down for Airhead*

Lovely singing

Wake-up call,
*puts on Do It!!*

sorry I'm in that type of mood.

*sings "Faster than the speed of light" and jumps around the stage like a madwoman in a meat loaf way, then falls off stage at end*

Im okay!!!!!

*picks up coins and thanks black dog*


erm... can I have a job of being the singer here?

Hi!
I'm searching for the "hangman addicts anonymous".
I've heard they have a meeting tonight in this bar!

Can I please have a Sierra Mist while waiting for the other addicts arrive?

I'm chris and I'm an addict!!!

I'm Yvonne and I'm an addict!
My first "shot" came from R. Beware of this man he is dangerous ;-)

I'm Lynne and I'm a hangman addict.

I even play it at work when I'm supposed to be looking after clients' finances. 8O

-/-----/--/----/----!!!!!!!!

"I"

I/THINK/WE/NEED/HELP!!!

Better not start playing here - R. will throw a strop!!!

you are right,, he scared 8O me enough yesterday when he closed "for the girls". But it was ok, it went a little dirty there. :wink:

If R. scares you, you come see Big Chris - I ain't scared of him!!

Some other forum members petrify the pants off me but not R!!!!! :mrgreen:

I'm Deb and I'm an addict, I'm even playing 1 fingered with my left hand ( i'm right handed! ) so I can feed Chloe as well 8O

Now can one of you please do me a few more before Chloe wakes up :D

Who put Hangman on this site :cry:

:roll: i take a few days break from the net and come back and win two games *sighs*

oh well, back to Hangman

somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whats this hangman thing bout???

bud please

Dunno, T. but maybe one day soon if I am not that busy I will find out too :lol:
...here you go...enjoy your bud!

Have fun,

Mariella

Aargh ... black coffee and lots of it. I discovered the Arcade Games ..... not recommended, especially when you start playing one, then discover the time is nearly 3am :cry: :cry:

:twisted: There is a new (well, fairly new) members area on the forum :wink: .Access/viewing is only available to members of the fan club.
There are games to play there 8)
Black Jack.
Hangman.
And an arcade with lots of different video games :D .

Highly addictive :mrgreen:

Neil - PLEASE line up the bud for me - will need them when I get home from work

8O 8O 8O :hic: :hic: :hic:

Nasty day here :cry:

:twisted: One of those days eh Sharon? :(
I'll phone the brewery and have them deliver emergency rations :wink:

Yes it was Neil :cry:

That's all there is lately - you any jobs going here :??: :roll:

I'm fun - flirty - but not cheap :lmao:

Long time since I've done this but its that time again
*puts on IJWQ*
Hope you all like

:twisted: Thought i'd get this clear before there are any misunderstandings :wink: .
There will be NO, I repeat, NO football shown at the Bat & Belfry during Euro '04.

The Bat is deffinatly a non football area.Always will be.
We have beer and a juke box that is well stacked with Meat Loaf.That should be enough to keep anyone happy 8)

We do have a "big screen" but that is used exclusivly for the showing of Meat vids.

Anyone need serving while i'm here?

I wouldn't mind a big pint of cold water please.

Oooo I think i might stick in all my Meat vids and stuff and chill in hee for a bit. I could do with watchin a bit of meat on a big screen :lol:

Ohhhhh....No more drink :( ....CURE for hangover needed :hic:

:twisted: I've never heard a Scotsman say that before 8O

You'll have to take more water with it next time Gerry! :devil:

Not been here for a while - being sober don't suit me 8O I'm boring :oops:

Can I have some buds nice & cold for after 7pm tonight please



:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

Lets liven this place up

**FA PUTS JUKEBOX ON - LOUD**

Youz r just 2 bad :twisted: ........even us scotsmen can overdo it 8O .

Susan, you behave to girl. Like going clubbing and waking up in the morning thinking, was it really worth it :drool:

*Dances to the jukebox*

We should have a party soon.....or a pub quiz or something.......

Gerry wrote:

Being nosey here - who's Susan ???

I've been asked to get someone a Budweiser so here I am:

*puts out a Bud for FALLENANGEL1000*

Hope you like it, its fresh born last week.

Thanks Keb

Ones OK for now - line um up please barman :wink:

**FA takes first Bud & puts it in chiller for later**

Gerry - do you want a drink?

Will buy you one - NOW YOU REMEMBER MY NAME :twisted:

In fact drinks all round - feel good tonight

SHARON.........a Bud please. I'll make sure I never get so drunk again that I Mix your name again :D .

I assume all drinks are on your good self 8)

Hi Gerry

Yes the drinks are on me

Join me - hangover may be on the cards 8O 8O 8O 8O

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL GOOD TONIGHT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hi all - Carlsberg Export please

**FA goes over to jukebox & puts Whitesnake (here I go again) on - followed by Richard Marx (Hazard) & Meat (A Kiss)

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Can I have an ice cold pineapple breezer, please

So what's in the Jukebox,

I'll have an alpine :wink:
and I'll pay for black dog's ice cold pineapple breezer. actually i'll skip the alpine, lets have 2 ice cold pineapple breezers :D

Beer.

And keep 'em coming - we is drowning sorrows!!!!

Darn penalty missing fool!!!! :evil:

Morning all
*puts on FCOL*

Rob its the morning wake up call, just I was in a rush and I couldn't type any more than I did.

:D :up:

I like the new barman :D




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Yes - A BUD pleez


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Oh...hello :D :D

You just started today??

(Wow nice job Mousie!!)

Yes, I'll have a pint of ice cold water please!

:mrgreen: Thanks!!

** FA puts BOOH on Jukebox**

gets the bar rocking


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Don't need music right now FA 8O ...........a wee beer would do better :D

Heres one of my own: Its called "Why me?"

(sings country and western song with guitar)

*Eddie walks in, sees a couple in the corner snogging, and turns her back to throw up violently*

Hope you had a great time! :D



*mops up Eddie's puke 8O :? 8O *

thanks heli... :oops:

*walks over to bar, gets a drink and starts chatting the bloke up behind the counter who turns out to be a girl when she turns around. Eddie runs away with red face*

:oops:

*Me walks in and sits down orders a coke and starts reading Oedipus the King*
How are you guys tonight?

testing out quick reply....

Think you might find the bar in the Bat and Belfry better than Postwhores!!!

Okay chris!

*walks up to a REAL guy this time and chats him up*

Buy me a drink please...

*turns around to find mum has posted photos of me on the walls.... the photos of when I had dressed up in nothing but a bin bag dress after watching "I eat cannibles" on top of the pops 2 last year*

oh dear god... Fortune, how you mock me....

*walks in the bar, turns around to get punched in the face by the local drunk*

You what??????

*jumps on drunk and starts fighting him*

hi all :wink: missed you all very much :cry: great to be back, :wink: malibu and coke for me a double :lol:

*walks up to bar with a black eye*

erm.... It ain't too big is it????????

:twisted: I better check the kitchen to see if we have a piece of steak for that eye :wink:

*puts steak on her eye*

aaaaaaah........... Erm, the drunks outsde, he started it, and he snapped my darling guitar in half! :cry:

Hey Neil!! Hey Carol!!!

Good to see ya back! It's been a long time :P

Here's you malibu and coke ;)

you got your barmaid job back then Heli?

*drops steak on floor*

BUDS ALL ROUND


BUT YOU HAVE TO COME TO ORLANDO TO CLAIM THEM :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

IT'S GREAT OUT HERE :bunny: :lmao:

Hello my batty pals. How´s going? :D

*staggers in yelling for strong black coffee, with two sweetners*

Whatever possessed me to agreeing to do two nightshifts at work :?

*Keb hands Caz a black coffee with two sweetners*

One quick question, How can you drink the stuff with sweetners?

Me thinks we need some saturday night entertainemnt - grabs mic!!

I like my smart
i like my smart
I like my girlfriend
I like tyo take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
but
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
just trawling round the dance floor
puts a big smile on my face.......

*grabs mic after chris finishes*

Saturday night, yes, i like the way you move
pretty baby
I've forgotton the rest of the words
ooooh baby baby
saturday
saturday
saturday night

Too much hard work ABOVE :roll: ...........A wee Shandy Please :D

Gerry - I'll get that (only a shandy - you feeling OK :hic: )


Right Let's get this place ready for young Heli's Do tonight.

I suspect there is lots of alcohol for the adults & lots of pop for the young ones.

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Everyone - food - drink & entertainment on me tonight

lets hope Heli enjoys herself :lurk:

*Grabs a beer and waits for the fun to start* 8)

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Hi - it might be a bit longer - Heli out for a chinese (but I bet you know that :wink: )

FA - gets the band to play some Meat songs while we wait

**Bar tender - keep the beer flowing ***

She's Back................Large Beer please :D

Yes Gerry - I'm back

& a VERY LarGE BEER please

jet lag



I'm missed you all :oops: :nuts:

My Pleasure :wink:

*Keb hands out all the drinks and sits down to enjoy the music*

I refuse to dance, I have no rhythm.

*eddie staggers in, already pissed*

SSSSHHHHDANSH!!!!!!!

DRINK PLEASH BARTENDER... MAKE IT PURE ALCOHOL.... I AM GOING TO GET SHO PISHED TONIGHT I SHALL BE CARRIED HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

just poppin in for a quick drink, :lol: malibu and coke <Carol raises glass to Heli> Happy Birthday hun :wink: have any drink you want its on us the mouses :wink: chuff that have a few. :wink: enjoy :lol:

*clinks glass with wall*

Cheersh!

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LETS PARTTTTY!!!!!!


I HAVE MY BIRTHDAY HAT ON SO I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A GOOD BOOGIE!

*drinks, gasps, vomits, and collapses in middle of floor*