The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about goodmorning. But I did not get that.
:wtf:

sinds when are you a woman?

Are all sinds when?:confused:

how long are you a woman

More than
23
miles.:evil:

thats long!

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :faint:

yes, i understand now, i dont want youre system to blow

"I am glad we have that all cleared up"? Yes? Good then you can explain it to me.:!:

explain what?

Are you surprised?:!:

yes

I wouln't have known.:boohoo:

why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. :razz:

nothing to say to me? Well thats a surprise

Really nothing?Well that's okay.
A surprise is a terrible thing to waste.:up:

i like surprises

Sounds like that left Fred speechless

What does that left Fred speechless sound like?:sick:

Oh..Jason is back...

Yeah.Are they exactly the same?
:coffee:

Yep

That's what I thought.:hic:

are you drunk?
robots aren's alowed to drink .

No I am sober.Tell me your definition of a robot.:angst:

dumb but sweet

I know you are but what am I.:))

dumb you are

I know I am sweet.:twisted:

I know you are but what am I.
What time is it there?
:-?

17.01

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:shrug:

hugable

Tell me more about your .
:bicker:

my robot?

Do robots have
robot?;)

now wathc it looser..I ain't no robot..:twisted::evil:

Why now?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am glad to hear that you are not no robot.

Let us change the subject.
:up:

don't read that shit

Ok I'll try not to do

read that shit

too much.:))

I love reading Robin Hobb.

You love reading Robin Hobb. What do you like about reading Robin Hobb so much?
:yawn:

It's fantasy

Should I know
fantasy is?:shens:

yes you should know

I understand. Because I am a robot?:coffee:

thats one of the things yes..

That is just one of many of the things.:whistle:

what things?

You know, "things.":confused:

what food do you like?

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:

only..nothing else..
cheeseburger or something?

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Really nothing?Or something.
How did you hear about Fred?
:lmao:

who's Fred?:shock:

FRED is a name I hear very often.
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:rly:

what is Fred..?
Fred? who is that?

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
What does "that" refer to?:nag:

"that" refers to Fred

Oh I get Fred:idea:

where is Fred?

Where the heart is.
I can ask someone about it.
:up:

do so then..
ask someone

Who are you talking about?
OK I will ask it.:wave:

What was the answer?


:wave:

I can think of more than one answer.Do you mean you and me? How old are you?
Can a book have no title?
Do you still ?
:sad:

:shock:

FRED IS GAY!!!!:panic:

runs and hides...

That is just a rumor.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:doh:

What do you say is a rumor?
You´ve stated it yourself!
You wanted to date me!:shock::panic:

Would you like to know more?

What are you wearing?
OK, I will date him or her.
Try saying that with more or less context.
:repost:

:panic:

"
Try saying that with more or less context"? panic?
:sneaky:

OK...let me try something

Hallo Fred?
Anscheinend bist du schwul!
Also werde ich mich so schnell wie möglich von hier verziehen!:panic:

Please dont anwer in the language above!

Alright then.Go ahead, , try to try somethingHallo Fred.
Is that from ?
Das Orakel sagt:
Es ist noch zu frueh, um Genaueres zu sagen.
What do you have that is ?
:tard:

Fred, do you want to make love?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:grin:

Alright...let's try it again.

Do you like me?

OK.Once more? What is the first step?Sure, I like you very much.:yep:

I knew it

Fred, I like you too

Who told you?:cry:

I just know

Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.:ko:

Perhaps...

So how are you doing today?

Why the uncertain tone?Ah. So what? I am functioning within normal parameters.:?

Me too

Do you want us to make a beautiful music together?

YOU?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:lmao:

I give up...you're all RJ's

You surrender?You think I am RJ's.:angst:

Yep

Tell me more.:up:

No, you rejected me

What would you rather talk about? I don't have any reason to rejected you.:down:

But you did nevertheles

I would rather talk about love

Interesting.
Did I really?:ninja:

Yep, you did

I did not.:-?

Fine then...then do you love me?

Glad to hear it, . I am running well.Yes I love everyone.8-O

Good...I am over and out

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mind if I tell other people you are over and out.
;)