Excuse me dear...but do you see ANYBODY here who cares about your limp??? :wtf:

Oh wait...THAT limp...I should care, shouldn't I??? :(

Where is the tree??????????????

:twisted: Why do you think i'm walking with a limp? :roll:

Did you HAVE to put it on that chair? :doh:

Darling...I told you, love...it wasn't a chair...:twisted: :roll:

Alright...it's dinner time...get that tree out of your butt and cook something decent...people are coming...

:wtf: I MUST be missing something here?????

For that, how about my special; it's been a while. Thanks; good to see the bar on 'regular' hours. Bob back from London yet?

Can i have some VEEEEEEEEEEEEERY strong black coffee please :D

with a little sugar:-P

Ah yea :D 2 lumps please, Great minds think alike caelan :p

guess we're having a little bit the same coffee taste..:))

who's going to play santa in the pub this year ..:idea:

If its a paying role ill do it :p

in that case you should ask the boss..

:mrgreen:

Are you kidding???

Guvn'r IS the Santa...

By the prickling of my thumbs...something WICKED this way comes...

Could I have a glass of coca cola with that?

:twisted: :faint:

:lmao: :lmao:

haha nice picture boss..:lol:

Guess playing Santa Claus wasn't in the script...:cry: :oops:

:twisted: Oh go on then :mrgreen:

he would do fine playing santa though..:twisted:

:D :heart: :mrgreen:

Guess im not needed *mopes* :(

Of course, you're needed....{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}

Send me a decent pic of you and you can be Santa's helper!!! :-)

Ill get someone with a digital camera to take a pic of me over christmas, Im sure someone in my family has a camera, if not ill get one of me in scotland :D

Don't you think that over Christmas is a little...ummm...a bit late???

Never mind...you will be Easter Bunny...;)

Its the only time ill see my family until then, It could be a Christmas play on the aftermath of the day then :p

Though you do seem to really want a picture of me, dunno if i should be worried or happy.. :p