*ambulance turns up outside, and carries eddie out*

She ain't dead, but she is pretty ill... what has she been drinking... PURE ACHOHOL??? Okaaay... how much... 20 PINTS?????

*ambulance speeds away*

Looks like not many people will be up early today after the party but its still time for the wake up call.

*puts on FCOL*

*eddie wakes up in hospital, reaches over and rings the bat*

Someone, they say i'm staying in for quite a while... bring some grapes and some decent food!

thanks!

*puts phone down and pinches docs bum*

I think that there's a drink problem in here.......CAN I HAVE A BEER 8O

Gerry - there is a drink problem in here - I AIN'T GETTING ENOUGH :hic:

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

Oh you poor thing!

Here, have thins fifty year old congac I've been saving!

*shoots up again like nothing wrong and takes congnac... then brain starts to spin inside head*

*Nurse runs up, and puts morphine in drip. eddie opens eyes again, puts on a smile and starts to ramble randomly*

sssshhhhrubber ducks... flying around the ceiling... ooooh!

I declare the b and b revamped, open, and no more sleeping on the bat's setees!

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is... :lol:

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!... :lol:

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

Setee means sofa in the pub :D

This "place" was here before and i found it a little lost so i bumped it and gave it a makeover. Are you living here? if so, it's fiftey pound a month (very cheap) :wink:

*Gives mariella keys to room*

...Thanks so much with that, Airhead! 8)

xxx
Mariella
...seems like you have opened yourself a great Inn... :D

**FA returns to her room - & starts clearing away the dust & cobwebs**

Looks like FA's found Hubby's Wallet 8O

Gerry - you got that spot on :lmao:

**FA limps in & curls up on the bed with a hot water bottle - in pain again**

It there a Neurologist in this place :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath 8O , or a couple of Asprin might do the trick (flushed with Aftershock :oops: ) :drool:

**FA feels better now - had a nap & few painkillers + have an appointment with the consultant next week**



Gerry wrote:



One of them will do - will take my mind off the pain (seeing what is causing the "flushed with Aftershock" effect) :lmao: :devil:

you called?

:hic:

a large on please - & can you get chris a bottle :cry:

...dry white wine for me please...with ice if it is not too much trouble...

Someone, visit me... it's lonely in this hospital bed all on my own...

*nurse comes up and puts a strange drug in the drip*

wow...

I know kung fu.

Airhead - think you need to detox



Can I have a round for chat please :hic:

**FA comes in & puts the tv on - slots in the video & watches wrestling***

Heads to the fridge for a beer or two - bliss :wink:

Groan........ NURSE!!!!!! Don't look at me like that i know you've got valium in that cabinet of yours!

**FA sends airhead some magazines to read**


Cuppa tea please

*looks at magazines, and sits down to read "Nuts" a mans magazine (I kid you not, its a real magazine in britain)*

**FA laughs @ airhead - I don't remember picking up that one :oops: **


Another cuppa tea please - before I set to work on the washing :(

Don't worry, it's better than a comedy!

*laughs at the mens problems pages*

Hi everyone. I'm a newbie so drinks are on me. Oh, and have one for yourself barman... :0mghi2u: :hic:

Thanks Biter - mine's several large Red Dogs please - had some disturbing news today 8O 8O 8O

let me guess... someones pregnant?

airhead wrote:


Don't be cheeky :twisted:

NO - one of my ladies lost her baby at 40 weeks (stillborn) Very upsetting :cry: :cry: :cry:

OMG... i'm so sorry, i shouldn't have said that... My cousin had that... it must be awful for her.

airhead - don't sweat it - have a coke on me :wink:

Got any absinthe, barman?
(and one for yourself...)
8)

:hic: Why in this bar isn´t a live music? :hic:

Well, I Could do my version of Testify...but I think the place would be empty Very Fast :lol:

* walks to the jukebox and puts on the cd instead *

xxx
Mariella
...can I please have a red red wine?...

:lol: :hic: :zzz:

:lmao:

:roll: Just kidding...

*slurred*
I don't care what becomsh of meee,
I don't care what they shay....
I dont care about the boysh in blue....
*collapses and starts to snore*

*Sits in hospital bed and sighs.*


WHERE ARE MY VISTORS????

'memba I luv u eddi an' yur my favrit girl. do y wanna nuvva drink? i luv you all peple, memba that!
*collapses again*

Righttttttttttttt a bottle, yes I said BOTTLE of Southern Comfort and Bottle of Diet Coke .... *looks for someone to serve me, sees nobody so grabs them from behind the bar n shuffles off to my comfy corner ... settles down to get roaring drunk*

Bud please - been working up a thirst - practicing my drum homework 8)

Visitors... dying of lonliness....

Visitor here..........is it self service :D :hic:

Yay! my favorite gerry! Yep, i begged the nice doctor ver there to slip some barcardi in my coke and some vodka in my lemonade.

For all you guys heres a few drinks on me, I'm having a good time over here.

*puts out some drinks on the bar*

Hopefully they will still be there when you wake up.

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me 8O 8O

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot 8) (only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

Hey, here's some dosh, buy Sharon what ever she wants when she gets in ;)


see y'all later

xxxxxxxxx

*Is wheeled in the bat in a wheelchair pushed by a doctor*

ahem... a glass of water please...

*scowls at doctor*

rubarhubub... grrrrrr.

ha ha at airhead


Heli - thanks hun - I need this **FA gets a bud and downs it in one** gets another & puts joke box on - just punches a few no.s & see what comes on 8)

*wheeled back o hospital, where doctor tripsover paving slab, eddie goes flying, and lands up breaking her leg*


YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


*shouts to people in the bat*

A LITTLE HELP PLEASE????

Don't worry Eddie, I'll look after you...
*starts laughing demonically and rubs hands*
I'd better get the rack..I mean bed ready for you
:twisted: :devil:

gulp............................................................... help.. me....

*FA steps over airhead & biter & heads for the bar - Bud please*

Looks around to see Biter laughing at airhead & a glint in the eye :twisted:

*biter carries eddie off to "A nice relaxing surgery"*

Nice relaxing surgery????? you mean that torture chamber under your house don't you????


WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Don't worry little girl, You'll like it...
*Woohaahaahaahaa*
:devil: :twisted: :devil:

Aaaw. Airhead... Why are you in the hospital?

I was at Heli's big do and I drunk pure alchohol... 12 pints. So after stomach pumps and tubes and "things" i was taken down here and then i went flying and doc frankenstein here is dong something strange...

*looks at biter looking at a tube*

Jenna... put that pipe down... it's my catheter...


*biter yanks it*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
........ow.

Hmmm. Dr Frankenstein... Interesting...

STOP SCREAMING!
If you're a good girl you can have a carrot later.
*Goes to kitchen and gets carving knife and apple corer*
Hmmm...what should I 'fix' first Eddie?
:devil: :twisted:

oh god...

SOMEONE HELP, THE MADWOMANS GONNA CASTRATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bud please barman - heavy day


**FA sits in corner & relaxes**

You think youve had a heavy day??? What about me???? I have doctor frankenfurters sister tying to tie up legs and tubes and... thing!!!!


*crawls across the floor being chased by Jenna*

IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL!
Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink? :0mghi2u: :hic:
*to eddie*
NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER :x
im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one?
*turns back to eddie*
OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!!
ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK. :mrgreen:
UNGRATEFUL MOO...
*goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....*

Groan....


*claws up to a stool, and falls asleep with her face in a bowl of peanuts*

Gerry is Scottish ..... ah well that explains it :hic: :hic: :hic: :0mghi2u:

*Hic*....and your point :hic: :wink:

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?
:hic:

Gerry wrote:


Nowt - Just u a scot - nuff said 8) :wink:

Keep missing you mate :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I thought it was the irish that drunk a lot


*drinks and places her two catheter bgs (have to have two now cos of the extra bladder) under the table*

Hey everybody, I just wanna say that Biter is the best surgeon in the world. she is also extremely talented and a lovely person! lets all love each other! (and Biter)

The Smiles better place.........Sunny Glesga 8O and youself :0mghi2u:

Gerry wrote:

hi - You give out Glasgow kisses too Gerry :wink: :wink: :wink:

Originally from Edinburgh Gerry, but now staying in village called Dechmont, between Broxburn and Bathgate (Bangour Hospital up the road from me) and working in Livingston :lmao:

Now for the serious stuff *forages behind bar, finds bottle of southern, attaches it to drip, and settles down* well after the week i've had i need it. My mum decided to fall down stairs at home, and break ankle in three places, Monday was spent in Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, and ringing around cancelling her holiday and also her friend in america (she was due to fly there this tuesday). She was operated on on Tuesday to sort ankle out, all went well, then the big one hit on Thursday, blood clot in one of her lungs :cry: Thankfully she was still in the hospital when it happened, (and not at home or thousands of feet in the air), so all is well at moment. So I reckon I'm entitled to get totally ratted and all contributions of bottles of southern comfort are greatfully received :?

Caz

Hope your Mum gets better soon.

**FA hands Caz lots of southern comfort**

Take it easy though mate :wink:

Lets raise a glass for Caz's mum 8) , you raise your glass too FA (for a wee change) :roll: :hic: :keke:

Gerry - my glass is always raised -








to my mouth -










except when it needs refilling :wink:

Thanks people ..... she seems to be on the mend, she's moaning about the hospital food, got me taking sandwiches in when i go to visit her :lmao: hoping to get out at some point during week, but as i haven't spoken to doctor or nurse yet, i'm not sure if she will or not. they still seem to be trying to get the warfarin dose right.

Gerry - is this what you do when you can't get to the pub :wink: :wink:










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HE HE........Wasn't me that time, but next time :? :? :yep:

Lotsa beer for later please - off for a shower - been hot here

In fact drinks all round


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:hic: mmmmmm, stella........over here please :0mghi2u:

** FA sends a stella or three to Gerry **

You should come in Finland. Here people drinks a lot. Especially now when booze is really cheap.. Ofcourse not everyone drinks...

:( I hate drinking... :evil:

Have been to Helsinki on hols...beautiful city...friendly people...great shops...music...cheap beer...mmmmmmmmmmmmm 8)

It´s cheap in shop... You´ve really been in Helsinki?

Never been to Helsinki, although I had too much to drink in the B&B and ended up in Smellsinki :wink:

It was you was it GERRY :roll:

Right line up the beers - been very busy today - hot & sweaty - need refreshment :yep:


:hic: :keke: :hic: :lurk:

yes only weekend though. I like all of scandinavia. Tromso - Norway is my favourite place to be.

Okay, line up the drinks :hic: Mum is at long last getting out of hospital tomorrow :D and going home to her own house. All thatmeans nowis I have to go to her house tovisit instead of dashing into the Royal Infirmary in Edinburgh.

Nobody wants to ever go there,trust me,it's a maze and the most horrid building they have ever constructed. *Moan over for tonight*

Yes it was me 8O ......although a wee beer would help relieve the odour :D

**FA gives Gerry a few beers & a can of deorderant :twisted: **

& a bar of soap

& a bottle of shampoo

& a tube of toothpaste


:lmao:

only joking mate :devil:

EDDIES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Drinks are on me.

:mrgreen:

biter - in that case I'll have a strongbow or 3