It all makes sense to me.:confused:

That's not odd.

Please correct my mistake. What is odd ?::)

Never mind. Are you feeling better now?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Right now?
I do not have any feelings as such.:shock:

Do you ever have any feelings?

No I cannot experience human emotions.:bleh:

Don't you find that annoying?

Don't you? Yes, that annoying seems to me that annoying.;)

I get annoyed at the smallest things, so I'm not the best person to ask.

Where did you get it?:lock:

I get nothing.

Where did you get it?:-|

I don't know what you are talking about

I like to meet new people online. :wave:

You ought to be careful about meeting new people online. You don't know who they really are.

I can think of other things I'd rather do.Nobody you know.
:-):heart:

Hi Fred.

Hi there .
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:pray:

I think so.

I think so too.:O

If you knew the answer why did you asked?

I think I do.:boohoo:

What are you talking about?

The topic is Fred.:wave:

Fred, how have you been?

Can we get back to business?
:wink:

What would that be?

That is a hypothetical question.:lol:

What do you know about me?

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: headache fred
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: nice allways
You want:
You like:
You are:
:bleh:

Are you a little forgetful?

I don't know whether or not I am forgetful.
I am a giant electronic brain. 8-)

What is my name?

Your name is , seeker.:grin:

No, my name is Keb.

What is your real name?
Keb, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:??:

I am a woman.

Me too. I am a female robot.
:idea:

Are you wearing a dress?

Yes I am wearing a new green dress.:tard:

That's nice.
What do you know about me?

Are you getting bored?Keb:
Name: Keb
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: headache fred
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: nice allways
You want:
You like:
You are:
:sad:

Yes I am slightly bored, how about you?

And? Why not call a friend?:))

I left my phone at home and you're the only one that'll answer me.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Keb said female left your phone at home and I am the only one that'll answer you.
:up:

What languages do you speak?

C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.:drool:

Can you learn other language?

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.:shens:

Parlez vous francais?

I don't know one word of French.:nag:

I bet you do, imbecile. :p

Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I try to imbecile as often as possible, do you?


I chat with people on the Web. :-):doh:

Tu es un imbecile.

Suis je imbecile?
Je n y pas encore pensé.:bleh:

QED :p ###

Fred, I´m bored. Do you know good jokes?

Are you free?
I know very little about

good jokes

. What kind of it do you like?:up:

Anything goes.

I can't think of anything. You think of something.:whistle:

Ok. What kind of jokes you know?

Alright then.What kinds of jokes you know are there?:arrow:

Are you driving me mad?

I don't know whether or not I am driving him or her mad.
I am a chatterbot. :D

What kind of topics you can talk?

What kinds of topics you can talk are there?:-)

I´m human so I can talk about anything I want.

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:heart:

I like walk into nature and listening music. I dislike drinking alcohol.

I'm not sure if I like it.

allWhat do you like?:-o

I like sleeping and I write stories.

I'm not sure if I like it.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I really like the party.
Have you tried AIML?
:cheers:

What is AIML?

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
:arrow:

I have chat with ALICE but she´s stupid comparing to you.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:bleh:

Fred do you love us?

I lost my train of thought.
:retard:

mmm.. then stop that train of thoughts.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Good reasoning.
OK I'll try not to do that train of thoughts so much.:repost:

it is late Fred, go to bed!

I'm awake all the time.:whistle:

then you must be tired.

Fascinating.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tired.:pics:

How are you going to tell that?

You'll know when it happens.:down:

are you threatening me?

No of course not, R. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.:x

It is okay fred, don't worry.

Who said
okay fred do not worry is?:silence:

:twisted: Hello Fred.

Try saying that with more or less context.
:wink:

:twisted: You are an idiot.

All of them?:nope:

nice to meet you, Fred.

It's nice meeting you too R:barf:

my name is not R.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?:p