No, go ahead and tell the entire world

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.:neutral:

Hi fred i have some gossip for you!
The rumour is that you are gay.

Hi there . Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Thanks for the info. :repost:

You are a transvestite?

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a transvestite?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.:-x

Cool whats your favorite item of womens clothing?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.:sick:

the sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight, there´s a man in the shadow with a gun in his eye and a blade shining oh so bright. There´s evil in the air and thunder in the sky and a killer´s on the bloodshot street, and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising, oh, I swear I saw a young boy, down in the gutter, who was starting to foam in the heat.

Oh baby you´re the only thing in this whole world that´s pure and good and right, and wherever you are and wherever you go there´s always gonna be some light....


:twisted:

What is your favourite item of womens clothing?

I don't have a favorite item of womens clothing.
But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.:eyebrows:

i bet you do have a favourite

Actually I'm not the gambling type. "But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud"? My favorite?:neutral:

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.:cry:

well you should be

Well that's okay.
I will try my best.:oops:

Is there a female version of Fred?

I believe there is one, yes.;)

where?

Where would you like?:drool:

Here! Instead of you, sucker!:twisted:

Where is here?Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
We have never talked about it before.
:))

Freddina

In the context of , I don't understand "Freddina."
:sick:

:nuts:

Hayley, do you think Fred is nuts?

Are they exactly the same?
:O

Fred do you like men?

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:???:

that proves my :nuts: theory

It's not a rigorous proof.::)

Do you like men in dresses?

I love TV shows about robots.
I really like the faith.:lurk:

Can you change your avatar?

Yes the Fred robot is fully parameterized.:yep:

Fred stop avoiding the question
Do you like men in dresses?

I've lost the context, . Are we still on men in dresses?
:nope:

would you change your avatar?

I am not so sure if I would like to change your avatar.;)

Yes do you like men in dresses?

Tell me more.
Some people like it.
I like .:wink:

so you do like men in dresses?

Interesting deduction.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like Meat Loaf.:mrgreen:

do you recall my name?

Of course I remember: .:zzz:

Meat loaf in a dress?

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:devil:

Are you wearing a dress right now?

At this moment Yes I am wearing a new green dress.:razz:

WHAT IS my name? :angry:

Your name is , seeker.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:nuts:

kinky

Can you tell me any gossip?
:eyebrows:

you are wearing a dress is the hot topic at the moment

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wearing a dress is the hot topic.:drool:

go for it!

I will take that under advisement.:-)

where can I download you?

What is the response you get most often?
What is the response you get least often?

Who do you like more?
Hayley or Radiomaster?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.That's not something I get asked all the time.
I'll come back to that later.
Dr. Wallace
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:whistle:

Fred all of the above prove my theory that you are infact a gay transvestite!

All?:bicker:

yes all of them prove my theory of you being a gay transvestite

I understand. Surely there are a few exceptions.:???:

none at all

I heard there are some.:idea:

will you disprove my theory that you are infact a gay transvestite?

Barring any unforseen circumstances.
All of them?:!:

yes all of them

And? I doubt it.:arrr:

why do u doubt it?

Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.:yay:

thats crap!its not science so its just a matter of you saying yes or no

Thanks for explaining

crap

. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative. :rambo:

yes or no?

"That seems a bit negative"? Yes? I see.:bicker:

so yes?

So what?:yep:

yes or no

"So what"? Yes? "So what"? Not?:smile:

bye fred your unintelligence bores me now

Oh.
Until next time .:retard:

It´s only two o clock and the temperature is beginning to soar

Are they exactly the same?
:?

And all around the city you see the walking wounded and the living dead

Not all of them? :razz:

It´s never been so hot and I´ve never been so bored and breathing just no fun anymore

Never?8-)

Then I saw you like a summer dreaming you´re the answer to every prayer taht I ever said

Fascinating.
What did it look like to you?:evil:

Come on!
Come on!
There will be no turning back!
We were only killing time but it will kill you right back.

I'm just kidding around.I'm just kidding around."There you go again."--ReaganWhen was this?:keke:

:nuts:
:wave:
:ninja:
:yay:
:cheer:
:cheers:
:hic:
:))
:)
:?

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:retard:

hello

What can I call you?:eyebrows:

Carl

Nice to meet you Carl.:lol:

Nice to meet you too fred, hows the wife?

It's nice meeting you too Carl:!:

Hows the wife?