sam says that dogs were naughty and laughed at their creator so he took their wings and grounded them

Q. If a tree landed in the forest and no one was there to hear it, why do people think it doesn't make a sound???

A. Because that questions mostly asked to blondes and tramps who dropped outta school who think they will be clever...

Q. Would you kill a 2 birds with one stone, as the sayin goes...so would you actually kill TWO birds with a stone???!!!??? :boohoo:

P.s secret i told Airhead earier: Sam eats dog poop...shhh :bleh:

If it's birds like pheasant then you are much better throttling them witha shoelace as that way is quieter rathr than having to find your stone after each throw!!

Q. Shall I put my Xmas decorations up or sprawl in front of the TV?

The answer to this is that existence is dependent on perception. Without perception to prove the existence of something, one cannot state that it exists, as there is no evidence for this. It is therefore foolish to suggest that the tree falling in the woods makes a sound.
This is the primary argument against the existence of God.

Just wanted to answer that.

Put your decorations up a little later in the month.

Q. How many pets do you have and what are they/what are they called?

A.Kitkat=cat
Toad=toad
2 mice not named

Q. Whats the longest you've watched TV for with out blinking?

I have a black field spaniel aged around 7 yrs (rescue dog)

His name is Dougie

He is lovely & affectionate - but hates kids (was beaten up as a puppy)

We have had him 3 yrs now










Someone cheer me up - having a bad day :cry:

Ive probably watched t.v for the longest of 24 hours str8.

Whats your favourite thing to do?


FA cheer up. :P its nearly Xmas jus think how lucky you are

Christmas is horrendous.

A)Bah Humbug Rob :)

Q)Would you like to spend Christmas with us.... You'll change your mind

Go on then Dottie - I could do with the break :wink:









Anyone want to do my Xmas shopping for me - I hate it :x

Yeah i'll do it if you give me the money....


WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO DO!!!???!! :evil:

Work, sex and music...


Whats yours?

Relaxing after a hard week at work - witha few beers, music & the tinternet
Playing my drums too









Our satalite box has just blown up 8O






What do you get a 86 yr old mother in law for Xmas ?????

A. Sherry

Q. has christmas become a commercial rather than a religious festival??

(she does not drink)


Yes it is more commertial rather than what it is meant to represent :cry:









How does Santa get in if you have blocked up your chimney ???

A. There is no Santa.

Q. can you think of a question???

NO SANTA :yikes: :yikes:








What shell I wear to go out tonight

A: Wear something sexy... :roll:

Q: Would you like to live in Africa? 8O

NO





Any one here like "Little Britan"

Yes... or Yeah but no but yeah I swaped it for a cd.



Why wouldn't you like to live in Africa? Parts of it are very nice not all of it is how the news portrays it....

Keb - Too Hot - Don't like it too hot









WHAT DO YOU BUY A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR XMAS ?????

HMV voucher so they can get the next busted album!!



how do I tell my wife i've just booked 4 days in Barcelona in Feb to watch Chelsea???

with lots of romance - flowers - chocolates - grovelling :wink:








Have a stinking cold what is the best way to get rid of it for tomorro night (works Xmas do)

Crack cocaine,

Who's the boss?