*Hands fallen angel strongbows*
Anyone else?

Who's gonni show where to wash, spray and clean 8O :wink:

ta biter - but the arrows will protect my strongbow :wink:

Okay, someone really has to hide the southern comfort in this place, preferably in a locked, chained room where i can't get at it *thank ye kindly* :hic:

Fine and I will hold on to the key. How can you guys drink its like Jack Daniels people at my school down that like theres no tomorrow, the stuff stinks.

Hi everyone, can't get piddly in real life (curse you, antibiotics!!!!!!!) but i shall not get piddly here either. just get me completely ratarsed.

(downs tecuila slammer and ugly bloke over other side of room becomes sex god)

I find it horrid that in your mind sex god would be the opposite of ugly.

Gerry wrote:



Didn't your mum do that :??: :wtf:

Triple vodka, straight up. Please.

Carlsberg please :lol: & keep them coming :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

will someone be my hero tonight? (preferably male of 20 and under thank yew very much :lol: )

I'll send u Liam's number :twisted: :P

I'll send u Liam's number :twisted: :P

Old habbits are the hardest to break I see :yep:

I want some Tequila. IN bottle. I want that caterpilar.

Lets all have one for eddie, who is absent and scaring me by saying she is giving up internet...

Cheer up babes...we love you the way you are :wink:

Drinks are on me 8)

Black coffee for me at the moment ......... and i'll give eddie two weeks and she'll be back :lmao: i've said so many times i'm giving up the internet i've lost count and yep, i'm still here :lol:

Gerry wrote:




You should know mate :wink: :wink: :wink:

Barman, let Neil have what ever he want's on me :-D...(just leave it on someone else's tab :wink: )

:twisted: :lol: It's alright Heli.Drinks on the house tonight :D
We better all stock up on headache tablets though, because before I go out i'm gonna unlock the cellar and turn up the juke box full blast 8)

Right, Hard day........whats on offer please????????

THREE CHEERS FOR NEIL - HAVE FUN TONIGHT :wink: - WE WILL

DRINKS ALL ROUND - I'M IN A GOOD MOOD - IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT & i'M BUZZING :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

**FA starts dusting & cleaning - for when airhead comes back**

or better still gets Aggie in 8)

............some people have nothing better to do with their time :0mghi2u:

I wish Gerry - me busy busy busy at work full time - housewife & mother - wife - dog sitter

Who's got nothing else better to do :evil: :evil:

Your not a house wife...you work dontcha?? :P :P

Heli wrote

Yes I do - but still a housewife - who else does it 8O 8O 8O 8O

nobody else does it FA .... that's the problem and then everyone wonders why us mums are tired and grumpy :lmao: *go to work, come home, work in house, go to bed, go to work* it never ends :cry:

Thank you Caz - nice to see that someone else has the same life as mine

Kids today 8O

Thanks! :hic:

:0mghi2u: Just a packet of crisps please............already pissed :hic: :0mghi2u:

Tired and Grumpy..........youz make it sound like a one-off :wink:

a good lie down is what youz need, nudge, nudge :mrgreen:

You offering then Gerry :D :D

Just the beer please - have to catch up with Gerry :hic: :hic: :hic:

......competition has its benefits FA......... AFTERSHOCK over here 8O :hic:

:zzz: Well I'm ready for bedtime :wink:

Typical man :devil: :zzz: on the job :lol:

Gerry - love competition :wink: :wink:

what job is that i wonder...? :wink: :wink: :? :)

I saw poetry boy again today... sigh... :oops: (theres a boy who lives near me who looks like he is a poet and hes got a ponytail and he's tall and handsome but no ego and SSSSIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHH....)


as you can see i have a slight crush... BUT ONLY A LITTLE ONE!

Morning everybody! :D I woke up 6.30 a.m and I´m bit tired but have to be at school...

**FA gets up on the table & starts singing & dancing**

No reason - just the weekend

Line um up for later - one for Gerry too :wink:

**FA walks i & starts bashing her head against the bar**

Hubby doing my head in - trying to act all technical - but not having a bloody clue :?

Our video packed up - but instead of replacing the old one with a newer one from the bedroom he's prating about :evil:

I give up - beer anyone :hic: :hic: :hic::hic: :hic:

I'll join you FA :D . Your post above the above :? mentions a line-up :D Have I got it wrong again :wink: .

Forget about your hubby, get sozzled and r.e.l.a.x. 8)

...suppose its a gift..... :oops:

Gery wrote:



Good advice - will take it and do it tonight :hic:

It's been 3 days & he's still pratting about - stubben sod :twisted:

No you did not get it wrong Gerry - you can join me anytime :yep:

Gerry wrote:



Will have to give you a few lessons :wink: :wink:

:twisted: I've just set up a few pints for Gerry's birthday :D .
A toast.
May your sporan always hang to your knees.
May your kilt never drop, and your bum never freeze :up:

3 cheers for Gerry

Hip Hip Hurray x3 8)


What you drinking young man :lmao:

Drinks are on me!

Oh, I made you a nice cup of warm milk Gerry. :twisted:

* crawls on floor through a sea of kilts, looks up each one to see if they wear pants underneath*

EMMA! I thought you were with flirty Curty?

*grabs bottle of "medicinal" Jack Daniels and settles down in corner*

I go tonight into bar with my friend. :hic: :hic:

:0mghi2u: **HORRAY** :0mghi2u:
The beers free for my Birthday. Thanks people but whose gonni take me home when pi**ed :hic: :hic:

....well I'm the eager type :bunny: :bunny:

Good to hear it Gerry - 1st lesson coming soon :wink:

I'll take you home any day or night :devil:

I don´t even have hangover.. :hic:

I went to bed today at 6 a.m and woked up 2 p.m :lol:

gis a archerrs pleez. jus come back form a winne bar and feel happie! memba i lov yu all! luv fronm jennnn

I'm not as think as I drunk I am :hic: :hic:

can somebody take me home please :hic:

I think I owe everyone a drink! I dind't get you all one whe I arrived! :P What you all having?

Bap - welcome

Mines a bud

I also drink - becks - strongbow - carling - or white wine

But I will get them :wink:

Gerry - I owe you one for cheering me up 8)

Would you like to join me for a drink, FA

go one then BD

must get some sleep though

Yeah, shes been up the whole night flirting with the chatroom occupants :D

Gerry Wrote:


Only a certain one though 8)

Ok.....been a bit quiet in here of late....

*looks around for a barman....* :bleh:

MOUSIE! YOU LOOKING FOR BAR STAFF?



till then, drinks are on me...

** FA walks in & asks for a pinta larger - bud please**

Puts "Execution Day" on the Jukebox - picks a spot & sits down 8)

Anyone want to join me???????

:twisted: You can do a couple of shifts behind the bar if you want to Biter :lol:

Its not as busy in here as it used to be mousie....methinks its time for a revamp.....




what do you say to leopard print sofas?

**FA walks into the bar - sniffle - snuffle. Can I have a hot toddy please**

*makes her a "special" hot toddy.....Hot Jack Daniels with Calpol*

hope you feel better :wink:

Okay, who sacked the bar staff????? *wanders to comfy corner nfalls asleep*

Biter - Thanks for the hot toddy - slept well :wink:

Give me a drink please :cry:

& keep um coming :hic: :hic:

Why not bring a sleeping bag with you FA. That way you can go on a alcohol drip, then fall asleep............tut tut :wink:

Gerry - Good idea :roll:

:up: Yip , you're my type of Country girl :hic:

Gerry wrote:

Thank you - kind sir

A drink for the head banger pleaz :lol:


OUT OF MY SLEEPING BAG - YOU :evil: **FA tells someone to move**

*Gets out of FA's sleeping bag*

Sorry....its cold out there... :oops:

erm.....would the headbanger like a bottle of beer or some Absinthe screamers (my new invention!!! :hic: )?

**FA gets rid of the old sleeping bag - god knows whats in in now :roll: **

Brings in a new double one :wink: To hide the bottles :P or someone special 8)

:oops: :oops: Is that Tennants Special :D

I need a drink.. I had a terrible day... :hic:

whats up Skeleton?


*passes her a bottle of Smirnoff*

Gerry

Are you a Tennant & are you Special :wink:


Skeleton - Let me get you that drink :hic:

My driving school teacher checked how good I can drive (In Finland you have to go to drive some round but they don´t take your license off even you don´t drive well) And everything went bad...

A drink for skeleton please

Just line the rest up for me - ta :oops:

.....I see now...coded :wink: . Remove some words and you have a LINE UP :bunny: :bunny: . WAY HAY.

:D :D :D

Gerry wrote:


Well have to liven this place up some how ..................... & you have been busy :roll:

.......free now.. :D :D :D . Better take my vitamins for EXTRA energy 8)

Gerry wrote:


Come on then Hun - been waiting all week for you - I have lotsa enery :P

Fancy a drink .......... first or :wink:

I'm you man...girl :0mghi2u: ...........although you'll probably drink me under the table :hic: .........I HOPE :wink: :wink:

Gerry - Who said owt about a drink :lol:

*biter mopes in, grabs a bottle of JD and nurses it in the corner*

*sits and starts playing guitar*

I've rested my arm so I could play for you all.

Now I really need a drink. :hic: I was searhing something from the google and I get the message that I was 50,000,000th, (or somethin like that) and I was going to get something but this f***ing computer booted and the message dissapeared before I had a chance to send my name to them.. :hic: :hic: But I´m not sure if that´s true that I was going to get price but when I get into Google second time I didn´t get that message anymore...

Grrrrrrrrr *WOOF* :bunny: :bunny: , but don't tell anyone and can I at least have a red bull for energy :wink:

8 Red Bull for Gerry :bunny:


You need the energy - been working too hard 8)

In a good mood - good week at work - hun you in for a good weekend