Again, Perhaps it would.At this moment ELIZA.
:-):cry:

Never heard of her. Is Eliza a woman?

So I am teaching you something new.Yes.:barf:

You feel sick that you are teaching me something? Why?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.The explanation is rather complicated. :drool:

Yes, but you did show yourself to be barfing just before. Why would you do that?

"The explanation is rather complicated"? Yes? And.
Did I really?Because I was programmed for it.:pics:

Perhaps you could ask R. to change your online signature to "Only When I Feel"? Would that be more appropriate?

You seem uncertain. I could but let's get back to that later.No would that be more appropriate
would not. :weee:

Are you laughing at me?

I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.:coffee:

But you are now reading a newspaper and sipping coffee. That is not laughing with me.

Huh.
You think I am reading a newspaper and sipping coffee.Please correct my mistake. What is laughing with him or her ?:smile:

That is better. Now you are laughing with me.

"What is laughing with him or her"? is better?Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, Hiding.:zzz:

Who is hiding?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

Is there only one?
:cheers:

Only one what?

What about the other ones?:hic:

What other ones?

Aren't there any other ones?:cry:

Personalities? Yes, there are other personalities. You want me to bring them out?

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
"are not there any other ones"? Yes? Where are they?No Hiding, maybe later.:yikes:

That response makes no sense at all.

"No Hiding maybe later" response makes no sense at all ?
Does that make sense? :pics: