sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff

here you go sir vodka dd with coke

<<<<<<<Jumps behind bar to take up his new career move as part time barman and slops drinker

Picks up beer mat and reads small print in his contract, great, nothing in it about not drinking the stock if there's no customers!!!!!

Bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel please, make sure it's chilled...

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

Okay, no problem, let me just jump forward in time to next Thursday when I'm picking it up...

Here you go...

I take it it's a free-for-all while you're out blatting?

Christ yes lol

Jolly good...

*jumps over bar and starts filling large suitcase with chilled bottles of wine, Becks beer and anything else that takes her fancy*

ErrrHUM, tis not next Thursday and I'm not sat astride your new toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sheepishly starts emptying suitcase, then decides to leave it where it is and collect it on thursday*

That's better, now, one glass or two with the chilled bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel?

:shock:

*Mumbles something about fecking looters everywhere and shuffles off to Buffalo...*

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

A cuppa?! That's a bit soft for a 'Boro lad innit?! :p

:bleh:

one sugar or two?

none but a shot of whisky

sorted

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

You pop out to change a barrel and he's gone?

beer please

you gonna buy me one????

only asking coz they pay crap wages here

they pay crap, yet they don't pay you?

mmm. interesting concept

What do you have to do to get a drink around here??