I think you're supposed to know the secret handshake...

Any chance of some food? Full English breakfast, toast instead of fried bread, and a bucket of tea? Thanks...

By the way, anyone seen Bob the Cellarman lately?

Mend my electric so I can get online!!!!!!

have you considered paying the bill LOL


sorry m

make mind a beer

on it's way m8

Welcome to happy hour, all drinks at special prices, what's your poison?

Can I have some arsenic mixed in with some nice drain cleaner???

One "Throatunblocker" cocktail coming up

Thanks, buddy...will buy you some more...ummm...how should I put it...conventional...:lol:

usual for me thanks

Here you go...something containing high contents of alchohol with diet coke...I like those mixes too...something to share at Wembley, eh?

share like the sound of that

beer please

Pint of the cold stuff on it's way sir

British drinks don't affect me at all...bet you I will drink you all under the table...

I wouldn't fit under a table lol

It's just an expression...where do you want to fit under??? :shock: :lmao:

seams like a challenge has been set

Oh yeah...wanna place bets or we just wait and see?

Politely please folks, we run a quality establishment here, may I suggest Witherspoons or Yates's?

or cheers

What was impolite about setting a drink under the table challenge??? :shock:

Plus...what is Witherspoons and Yates's?

I just barely learned what half eight means...I mean...how half eight is 8:30? Half eight is 7:30...geez...those Brits...

Cheap booze and cheaper morals to running quality inns

You know...this is what I figure...I don't know any better...I will just follow the majority...think I've got a right idea?

cheap beer yeah

may i have another please

on it's way in a fresh glass

Some more poison please...I need to take more codeine to wash it down with...