I have a problem with British English...when people post...pished...just pished...I don't know if they are angry or drunk...LOL...

But then again...I am now learning Belfastian...and that is so much harder...

Honestly hon we talked about your trip quite a bit. Whose coming, who cant make it, where we'll all gonna sleep and will those builders be finished in time lol!!

There isn't any British English, it's just English. Every other country comes up with a bast@rdized form of it, but it's still just English.

It's like there's only one Meat Loaf and then you have tribute acts doing a bast@rdized form of Meat Loaf, but there's still only one true Meat Loaf.

Pud :twisted:

I have a problem with one and only English that is spoken only in England...I have even bigger problem with one and only English that is spoken only in Belfast...although I suspect that it's not so much one English but many slangs...

I salute you, professor Higgins!!!

Oh those builders...like I've said...if there is no room, I will try to get some people into hotel...nobody contacted me so far...so I dunno...although Animal and Bird assured me that they will have available rooms closer to December...I don't want you to be misplaced...although with this said...maybe I should send you to rest in that hotel room I am talking about...and suffer consequences...LOL...

I dunno...not technically, since American and UK English still differ quite a bit - sidewalk vs pavement. parking lot vs car park. trash vs rubbish. store vs shop. cookies vs biscuits. candy vs sweets. etc etc etc...

lift and elevator. Arse and Ass :-P

That would then be Americans bast@ardizing the English language. Since the English came up with the language first .

Pud :twisted:

is pished

You've missed the point...apparently States are tribute act of Great Britain...hey..not our fault you've sent us all your rubbish...LOL...

AND they brought here when they came from England...

tribute better then so we can stop being confused by each others versions of the same language then ;) x

and now I really am getting my ass/arse off to bed ;)

Here is an example for you...are you angry or drunk???

Good night, Helen...funny thing is...all I could understand here in America when I first came was Benny Hill...LOL...now I probably wouldn't understand him either...

after my (uk english) friend's attempts to ask an American in Seattle if they sold phone cards I'm not suprised...they had no idea what she was saying to them until she mimed what she wanted. In fact same holiday, a different friend found the hotel staff couldn't understand what she meant by 'butter'* until eventually she said 'baadder'. We got butter.

and goodnight :-) xx

* Edit: butter (for you Americans ;)) is buh-ter for us Mancs

Seattle ain't America...they wouldn't understand me either...they are very earnest...but very square and completely devoid of sense of humor...

Geez...I just realized that I was getting lessons in English from Yorkshireman...LOL....

Em, thank you very much for Scrabulous!!! Much appreciated since I was having a major withdrawal...LOL...

Correction!!! Thank you Em, Chris and Michael!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!

Shhh they dont know yet lol!!!

opps ill have to check now

Is it appropriate on a family forum to say that I am in love with you?

(I just looked at my title and decided that it's ok...AND...Claire is gone for 2 weeks...not that I don't miss her...but still...:oops:)

Now I can't comment to Chris about checking things out...since I am no committed to the other side...LOL...

Darn...I either don't have any thoughts...or I have too many...scratch that...I don't really have any thoughts...

Guess who´s back in Germany?
bloody awful flight that was :down:

Thank you hon for a great, great time! xxx :D

Well, still you're safe and sound!!! Saw a lot of your pics and you look fabulous...can't wait to see you again!!!

I'll be her stand in while she's away as well as your Scrabble buddy lol!!

LOL...I have to find way to move to England somehow...I never thought I would be an e-mail lesbian...LMAO...

Awww :lol:
Thanks sweetheart.
Can´t wait to see you again as well!! I´ll book the flights for December this week ...

I am SO SO excited...I can't even tell you!!!!

Anytime hon anytime!! If i'm the hon youre thanking LOL!!!

I just started counting possibilities of who might be coming and I think I have to book a room for Emma Samcat...the rest of us will just line up 3 bodies deep in her apartment...LOL...we have to sort the hotel I think...*laughs and laughs*

Or we have a collection and send my upstairs neighbours home to Poland for 2 weeks whichever is cheaper lol!!

Ok...tell them this...

Esche Polska ne zginela...they will probably like it...

Or you can just tell them that I am coming and I am from Lemberg/Lviv...that should go down well too...

They are away atm in Poland but i'll tell them when they get back lol!!

Ok i'm off to bed now to make snow angels on my duvet cos i got my bed back lol!!!

Good night, Em!!!

Travelodge has available family rooms still...hopefully somebody will reply - dunno for how many nights to book...

You're an absolutely priceless person!!!

xxx

I can't seem to be able to shut up today...

As you well know...we have election this year...and this is how it's going so far...this is our latest big news...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

:roll:

Am really tired, covered in blue, silver, and black paint, almost have my door panels done :D. Took a few weeks but I have the dash all rebuilt, painted, cleaned, and am having fun working on my truck with my dad. The thing I love is for years we always talked about getting a old step side to fix up well my truck is no step side but it's the project truck we always talked about.

We'll I'm off going to be replacing the gas tank this weekend and getting everything together for the double sub sale. Someone advertised in 3 papers as well as it's going on the week of the fair and we are 2 miles off the main road where it's located. I have loads of stuff to sell plus some of the profits are going towards my sisters wedding. So I been busy how about you all miss messing with you guys. Anything new?

Thank yourself lucky it's not from a Lancastrian :shock: then you would be screwed :lmao:

That's NOT a racist comment by the way before someone decides to go all :retard:

Pud :twisted:

techically it's all just a bast@rdized version of Latin, but what do I know?

Do you want a list?

yes please

LOL....I think Geordie is a great lingo, but then again i am biased;)
Feeling knackered today, coming down i think........................

my thoughts.... apparently pms were invented for my thoughts, so i'll keep them where they are...

I daren't post them Deb ;)

I emailed mine Helen :-)

10 min phone call with someone i had no idea id ever met... excellent. last night mustve been fun..

Missed an appointment this morning :shock:, sleep was needed though and yet I am still feckin' knackered !! Can't believe I have left my camera cable at Em's goddamnit ! Am hungry...
Want my bed but I should get dressed !!

Not taken as such...I've learned to laugh at just about anything in my life...with this said...I don't think I've ever heard Lancastrian...anybody here I've met with that accent?

I forgot where Cat Neely (So You think you can dance) is from (at some point Lucy told me) but even she now realizes how ummm...different her accent is...she used to say...Ladies and gentlemen...here are your...chechees (judges)...and the audience would go berserk...now she says...

Ladies and gentleman...here are your...and she puts microphone to the audience to scream "judges" into...

With all these accents in England alone...how can we talk about purity of English language??? (I am not talking about texting English...I don't understand any of it...LOL)

Missed you lots and hope you're ok!!!

Not a bad catch...

kill ~~~~ die...

Cat Neely is Cat Deeley and has a very strong birmingham accent, have seen her on Jay Leno a few times over there. she's good...not bad looking to boot:D

my supervisors an idiot...

1st call, be in for 4
2nd, be in for 6
3rd be in for 4
4th didnt pick up im going in at 6 :D

this is a fun job...

Sorry...damn work interfers with a postage stamp size browser...

She is very nice to the contestants...every time I see her interract with people I wish Ryan Seacrest went to hell and she replaced him...in the beginning her accent was unmanageable here...now...she is working on it...

Missed you, missed alot on here I'll try to come back more often. How you been? Getting any of this nice rain we been having up here, or even the heat?

Same ole same ole...we only get heat and rain...no Meat...LOL...

Jonty's postwhoring isnt what it used to be

neither is the future

Got home from work to freshly baked cake :cheer:

cant believe what the radio's playing right now :shock:

Frigging capitalist show off!!! :lmao:

old mother hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over, rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own

which reminds me... must get a new dog licence for charlie

I think atmosphere wise Saturday was the best, I was surrounded by friends and was at the front, also meeting new people was incredible :cool:.

Back to reality I guess.

Listening to Patti, I love this woman she's not only incredible but she has an amzingly warm personality and that's why I adore her, still loved her rendition of Bring Me A Bible And A Beer Saturday.

The lack of sleep is catching me up though... LOL !

I found your cable, I'll get a jiffy bag for it tomorrow!!

You think you've got problems i think i've got jetlag lol!!

Whoo !!!

Thanks hun *HUGS*.

LOL Yes I think I need to sleep loads to make up for the lack of sleep from Friday through to Tuesday LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh right

probably shouldn't have drunk that

That was good fun.
Good concert, way above my expectations!

2 stroke? or 4?

Very content:))

well a can of 2 stroke is coke.. and it aint coke

deeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk tomorrow then?

yep :up:
when? where? :p

spoons, at 7?

Spoons??? :shock::shock::shock:

English term, means to lie snuggled up front to back together

If I end up being wide awake until after 6:30 again tonight I'm gonna be really annoyed.

and short for a bar called wetherspoons

You don´t say :p

I'm just glad they're being open about it now

What do you call forks and knives then???

Feel so, so sick right now. :evil:

:(

what's up, Ash? :(

We call them knives and forks here!!

Still can imagine a fork, but by god, dont even wanna think about knifes :yikes:

glad to get some good news once in a while :)

oh dear... lol

You've played scrabulous way too long...I thought you call it sex...oh well...

sounds nasty...

Oh it's not so bad...just use your imagination...

my manager is a huffy ~~~~~~~....

he's a huffy D ~~~~~~~~~~?...that must be tough

lol a huffy what? ;)

Judging by these clouds we´ll have a massive thunderstorm very soon!
:weee: :cheer:
I LOVE thunderstorms!!

a huffy singing tribute act...possibly

You have no idea what kind of tribute act is brewing up here...LOL...

heaven can wait...