Than it appears that your life will be somewhat short...and I know just a person to help me out with this!!! ;)

Posts the Andy K is barred sign above the bar!!!!!!

<<<<<<< Points out that AndyK was drinking here loing before you were a twinkole in the forum's eye, and also instigated the first lock-in ...

Orders from the landlord I'm afraid........

Anybody claiming lifetime supply of free drinks is automatically barred for said lifetime or shot............

I can't find the ammo for the shotgun

That's because I hid the ammo ... Mouse may be licensee and landlord in terms of names above the door, but all forum staff have shares in the profits of this place ... how else do you think we can afford the upcoming tour costs?

Where did you find the landlord??? :shock:

No problem, just as soon as I get it in writing (triplicate) from the virtual landlord who pays said barman's virtual wages.

Don't wanna get virtually sacked..........


I'm starting to take this way too seriously..................


Memo to self - never get pissed and go online............I still don't remember how I got this bloody job

You assume that the landlord can write?

By the time I see him in here I'm lucky if he can walk!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working at the bar tonight, you should all come over for a pint! :up:

(I appreciate it's a rival bar but I could use the company in there lol)

On my way!! The staff are far better looking a the rival bar ;-)

I would love to come to your pub, Lucy...

I can never get served here...don't even know why...

I hope you weren't talking about Charlie and Declan?! :shock:

Come on up Zina, I serve anyone in that place :lol:

Very nice it is too!!

What do you think? :roll:

I'll vouch for that :cheers:

You know what...I'd rather buy you a drink...I'll see you soon enough...

Could you, people, move closer to me or something???

Could anyone please pour me a large glass of Sambuca?
Much appreciated, thanks!

With or without flames?

Without!!
That´d be a waste of alcohol ;)

Saves trimming your nasal hair though :lmao:

:shock:

Such language from a gentleman!!!

Eww!!
Now where´s my Sambuca????

nasal Zina, nasal ... clean your ears out :p

Ears or eyes???

My dear...implying that a lady has nasal hair...is an insult in itself...

Now go and get your mind out of the gutter!!! :lmao:

I was merely lowering mysef to everyone else's level :eyebrows:

That which was born to fly...can't crawl...