hahaha, it is true... Dottie invented the SSSHHH topic!!! Very funny he?

:twisted: OK OK OK :lmao:
I'm gonna set up a poll to see if I should reopen the Ssshhh thread.
It's up to you now.
:mrgreen:

A quick hello from me....

hope all is well with everyone :D
going to fly away and do a bit more painting, before the hungry hoards start wanting their tea :lol:

bye for now.........happy Bat flies away....

Bren

Haha..postwhoring :lol:

be back in a bit...or an hour :lol:
bye for now
Bren

How-diddly-doodly Folks

Just a bit of the old post whoring in the style of Steady neddy Flanders

Bye Tiddly Aye for now!!

Hi all, :D hope everyone is having a nice evening, :wink: cant wait Friday tomorrow , 8) hope you all have a nice weekend, :D i know i will. :wink:

Well the Sssh! thread was opened again,. but I haven't had a chance to use it yet :twisted: :lol:

shame on you Dottie, :lol: hope you make amends in the future :lol:

:twisted: And after I went to all that trouble to reopen it :lol:

I cannot sleep at the moment, :( just thought id say hi, :D not many of us on, :( but i cant sleep, :( so ill just float round on here till i am tired. :wink:

where are u all??

had a milky drink, :D didnt work i am still awake aaaaaaaaaargh. :evil: :cry: ,it is now 4.25am oh no :( still no signs of tiredness. :twisted:

Try something with alcohol :twisted:

This thread will have 10000 posts
 

Yeah.

++ :))

WOOHOO I think its time for some hard earned RANDOMNESS!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Same guy who did the Bat 2 paintings!! I love his work its great!!

http://www.aumania.it/fa/whelan/022.jpg

R. there's a word for peole like you! :twisted:

POSTWHORE

WOW!!! really!!! Thats cool!! :lol:

Hehehe ... Mayhem. :p

hey why not!!!!

I recon we should make up little stories!!!

or not i cant be arsed!!

:twisted: We are taking over your television set!!!! :twisted:

Thanks Bren knew this would come in useful :devil:
http://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/phbat.gif

R.,

10000 posts don't surprise me at all!
but that surprises me --------------------------------------------------> Satan 8O


Patricia
... spooky! 8O

Do not fear my child.

You are protected from his evil whilst here.

8O

I'll save you all!!! I have a magical power!!!!!!

I can explain my signature... *cough cough* :))








'I'm not only cute, I'm a Sex God' Meat - Glasgow 30/01/04

In the everlasting search for total Mayhem I think we need to resurrect the Postwhore of the month and my first nomination is:-

R

Does anyone like Random Mullets???

Where do you have that problem Heli??


Most, BostonCPA

Hey there Kendra!!
I'm not sure what I meant really!! I think I need to listen to what my mum tells me and think before i speak!! heehee!! :lol:

How you bin anyway!!?? :wink:

A page for silliness ... yippee :bicker: :nuts:

And I remember that quote from Glasgow :bunny: :lmao:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sing to tune of I do like To Be Beside The seaside


oh, i do like to be on this forum
but my eyes are turning square
so this is my last post post post
tonight tonight diddly ih pom pom

Re: This thread will have 10000 posts
 

Not now it won't :mrgreen:

Oh yes, it will. :p :))

Isn't this thread merely a rehashing of the posthwores thead?

Which, if i recall, was allowed to continue by the mods at the time, in order to stop people created threads filled with nonsense!!!

how you can be so sure :??: :mrgreen:

Hellooo

He's counting! :p

WIDGETS!! OH MY GOD I LOVE WIDGETS!! YES YES HAVE MY MONEY!!!! TAKE IT FOR WIDGETS!!!!!

Postwhores Uniting In Forums
 

Join PUIF Today! Your rewards are this topic to play on.

*Whistle*

WooooHooooo!!!!!


66% is alright!!!

Thread for sicko's 8O

Heli,
I recognised that quote but.......... still don't know what widgets are? :roll: Hey! Don't laugh! I'm French! :))

Anyone?


Patricia
... learning! 8)

The red guy isn't going to hell, he's already there! :p

Well that quote is from Meat Loafs appearence on Graham Norton's Show last year!

I have no idea what widgets are myself!! Now noone laugh.......I'm British!!

Postwhore's of the world! Unite and take over!

If that is so,then pray tell me how he keeps appearing on the forum?

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

i must concur, oh Sin the wise one, R.is truely worthy of this title.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

Right, come on R.........who's mad enough to post on this thread :? 8O

You are, I am, R is, hey Meat is Mad!! Do you think he'll post on here???

Well, we had God himself, Satan himself, The Archangel Gabriel himself... why not Sex God himself? :))


Patricia
... what are widgets? 8O

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl...N&tab=wi&meta=

This is what came up on Google!!

Day off. :p

You already have me, how many sex gods can you people handle!!!!!

Okaaaaaay! 8O

Thanx Heli! :mrgreen:


Patricia
... thinking that Meat didn't know either what he's giving his money for! 8O

The Bat is much amused :lol:

Bren

There are two sorts of widgets.

Technically a widget is the thing in a beer can that makes it come out frothy!!. If you shake an empty can you can hear it clunking around!!

But a widget is also a thingy, a gadget, a gizmo, a whatjamacallit, if you know what i mean!!!!!

:lmao:


Patricia
... can't get enough! :devil:

Thanx Widget Man!!!!

:wtf: :nuts: http://www.mlukfc.com/chat/images/burp.gif :))

Well done R, you found the pretty little pictures!!

Maybe tomorrow we could start to move on to using letters to make words!!! :p

Heh - not that fast. Letters ok, but i need more time for the words thingy ... 8O

R., did you swallow the widget?! 8O


Patricia
... any doctors? :))

Forget the doctors,

Any nurses?? (with uniform!?!?!?!)

:lmao:

Deal. :))

AARRRGGGHHH!!!

I am hiding under the bed!!

One of my mates i went to uni with has just emailed me pictures of a fancy dress party we went to!! When we all went as characters from Rocky Horror!!!!

For some reason, i can only presume my drink was spiked!!, i went as Frank!!!!!!!!!!

I had forgotten we even went to the party!! Let alone had pictures taken!!!!!!!!!! 8O 8O

Soory, no nurses. But I am a physical therapist, if that helps you?! :wink:
That means I can do some massage :twisted: But if I shall do that in my free time it must be someone very special :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

Yvonne

Do these massages include Indian Head Massages??

If so, i can be very very very special!!!! ;) ;)

As I'm not so good at the english language I dont know what a indian head massage is?!

But I assume it's nothing what a respectable lady like me should do :oops:

Yvonne

Please help me and get this back to topic!!

But what is the topic in here...:wink:

It's nothing dodgy!!!

It is a scalp massage, extremely relaxing and very very good.

It is based on techniques from india adn they massage your scalp.

Hence - Indian Head Massage!!

Okayyyyyyyyyy!
let's do a massage of your scalp!!!!!!










But you don't have one!!!!!

http://mysite.freeserve.com/crblakey/22.jpg

Gotcha Chris!!

KR

Yvonne

... who will be very careful in the future when somebody askes for a indian head massage :wink:

I dont suppose a nice price will get me and the board the chance to see those pics, by any chance? :) :) :)

I wouldnt pass a reflexology session Yvonne!! I'm special!!

Chris does indeed have a scalp!!!!! It's under his hair....

Topic .... we have a topic on this thread ..... sheesh ..... i must have fallen asleep and missed it :lol: :nuts:

You mean we really need a topic 8O



Maria

Hell NO!!!!!

The laziest postwhore in the world ever :lol:

I am a postwhore in the making... I think... I have been on this forum for nine days and aleady i have posted a lot... I forgot how many exactly... :oops:

Day off 8O 8O ??

Then all leave should henceforth be cancelled

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Thank you for alerting me to this Gabriel.

I try to be omnipotent and all-knowing, but hey, it is Friday.

As from now all leave for deities is cancelled.

And all devils must return to the sulpher pits from whence they came.

I have spoken.

34 posts so far :up:
You can see how many posts you have done on the left of your posts under your name :wink:

Sorry i just thought it makes a cool tunnle effect!!!! :p :mrgreen:

Way to go, Chris :lol: I used to go as Magenta or Columbia

:lol: You shouldn't tell me things like that...i have a vivid imagination :lol:

Trust me Bren.

Even you could not imagine me in fishnets and stillettos. 8O 8O 8O

BTW, Do you have any idea how hard it is to get size 11 stilleto heels!!!!!!

:lol: Chris :lol:

imagination working overtime now :lol:

Bren

Whatever floats your boat dear!!

Just being a postwhore :lol:

i've been too quiet of late :lol:

Meat, what do you think about this thread?

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/Co...largeImage.jpg


Patricia
... well, I CHSIB myself! :))

Why not!!

Hee ... nice one lost soul.

Maybe we should rename this thread ... For Certified Nutters Only :lol: :lol:

Noooooooo no locking the Musical Tastes topic lol .... tis the only thing keeping my little old brain going.

*Aims for being a postwhore* :lol: :lol:

So what are peeps up to today then?

I am fending off boredom by regrouting the bathroom adn am just contemplating knocking up a pine box adn cupboard to hide the rather scruffy looking avocado 8O toilet cistern!!!

But first lunch :lol: