*cuddles up to keb*

aww...ur good at the geetar.

:D Thank you Biter.

:twisted: Wekkend nearly gone.....where you been :twisted:

Gerry wrote:



WAITING FOR YOU :roll:

:cry: .............although new weekend getting closer :D

Good - could do with a nice weekend & a few drinks :hic:

Is that a few drinks...................for a change 8O .

Don't woory FA the drinks are on me this time :yep: , although I'd better watch I don't get you too drunk :hic:

Gerry wrote:



Pray why's that then :wink: You got something planned :lol:

:? wouldn't you like to know :wink:

YES ........................ YES ........... YES .......................... :oops:

Ok....we started in the bat and bellfry and now we are in flirtville...
GET A ROOM!!!!!!!

*passes key to the cold shower room to Gerry and clamps chloroform soaked rag over FA's gob so they can cool down*

There...thats better :mrgreen:
Anyone fancy a drink?

Biter - thought pubs were to meet friends - have a drink & a laugh



***FA puts "Nocturnal Pleasure" on the Juke Box ***


:lmao:


Can I have a Strongbow Please ** Watches out for the flying arrows **

:zzz: That cholorform was great :up:

I think someones jealous :wink: ...........wanna go 4 a colder shower FA :mrgreen:

Gerry

I prefer a hot shower - you get more lather that way :roll:



A pinta strongbow please - Gerry's paying

Bottle of Southern, bottle of diet coke and a straw ........ i've had a hard week <heads to comfy corner and settles down to get ratted> :D:D:D:D

I'll pay FA....just watch you dont get those soap-suds in your pint (as Gerry closes the shower curtain) :0mghi2u:

Don't worry ........................ No suds in the pint ........................ Only where they are needed 8)

:bunny: I'll use me hose to spray them away :bunny:

Um I'm new here, what kind of entertainment on a Friday night?

make mine a scotch and lemonade please...........

Gerry wrote:




That water better be warm Gerry :twisted:


Dottie - you make your own entertainment here :roll:


Just don't wake Caz in the comfy corner :zzz:

Thats waters at Body Temp. :wink: .........and leave Dottie alone, she's entitled to a wee drink (have I started a cat fight) :twisted:

Dottie - you make your own entertainment here :roll:

and who exactly with - any offers :lol:

Gerry wrote:


I ain't going to ask :? 8O

What have I done to Dottie :cry: I just told her that we have to make our own entertainment

So Gerry the fight's with you - not Dottie :twisted:

Dottie - we will take on Gerry :wink:

Let me get a drink first :hic:

FA definetely we will teach Gerry a lesson he'll never forget :twisted: :roll: 8O :lol:
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Gerry - then the drinks are on you - Right :wink: http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/NewYears/Beer2.gif

Opens one eye ........ looks ....... glares at fighters for waking me up ......... goes comatose again :hic:

8O and theres me thinking that Dottie was such a good girl....

Dottie - pray tell - what do we do to Gerry with this contraption :devil:

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What about this one Dottie 8O



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OUCH!!!!!!

SORRY - Know it's a PUB - so will order my drinks for tonight while I'm here :lurk:



Just leave the barrel please :hic: :hic:

**FA apologies to Caz - BUT carries on duffing up Gerry**












Gerry - I'll kiss it better



later :wink: :wink:

.this could after hours entertainment girls :bunny: , although before-hand I'll have a pint please..........and one each for my teachers :D

** FA walks in - nostrals flaring & as angry as hell :bicker: :bicker: - kicking a ball - thinking it's someone's head **


A cuppa tea please


BUT

line up the beer for tonight please - plenty of BUD


** FA looks at the notice board **

Gerry wrote:


Definately - Gerry - Teachers 8) - sure you could show us a ting or two :devil:

.oh, you stick yo that cuppa tea girl :lol: , although Happy Hour must be soon :D

Hun - Happy hour started at 7.30pm


:hic:

although that brings tears to ma glass eye :keke:

Gerry - Iknow how to bring tears to your eyes - glass or real ...............











BUT - get me a drink first please :wink:

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confused .......................................... I AM :nuts:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not as think as you drunk i am :hic:

*grabs southern and heads back to comfy corner*

Drink for you FA :hic: , confusion is the side effect of the booze girl...where am I anyway :hic:

Drinks all round please - MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where :keke: ............over here maybe :0mghi2u: .

Can I have another please :bunny: .......and a glass of water for FA.................she needs to put her Vodka in something :wink: :wink:

Where :keke: ............over here maybe :0mghi2u: .

Can I have another please :bunny: .......and a glass of water for FA.................she needs to put her Vodka in something :wink: :wink:

:wink: :P :? :( :o :??: 8O

Does anyone have parties before Xmas with workbuddie or friends?

We hve a small party with my classmates... :wink: :hic:

Skeleton - Yes we do - why - are we having one here :P

:twisted: We're having our Bingo works do on Sat 11th December :D .
Carol and I are doing a gig that night, but we're only round the corner so we can pop round afterwards 8) .

Out on the 11th too. Be prepared for some incoherent posts that night..............as with most nights actually :hic:

Can I have something warm to drink - been freezing all morning :twisted:

Work in a hospital & no ruddy heating 8O


** Moves Caz out of the comfy corner & climbs in the sleeping bag**

We celebrate our 87th Independece Day on Monday! :D

:hic: if I drink now I don´t have to drink on Monday...

As a matter of fact i Never drink on Independence Day ´couse they going to show The Unknown Solder on TV... :D

Drinks all round - Gerry is paying - before my utility belt is used :P

Oi!!!!! there's a spare sleeping bag over there *points* get yer own :evil: :evil:

*sulks* it's my comfy corner, but suppose u can share it for one night :lol:

grabs southern bottle n a straw ......... pfft @ the cola tonight :hic: :hic: :hic: :0mghi2u: :tard:

*in old western style, walks through the swing doors..........everyone goes quiet*

*click...thud...click....thud*


.........Cola please :wink:


Oooooo....Hello.......fancy seeing you lot here :mrgreen:

Caz wrote

Oi!!!!! there's a spare sleeping bag over there *points* get yer own icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif

.............am I getting smacked for something................I've been a good boy then :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

Gerry wrote:








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THEN MAYBE










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I know you like your back rubbed :P





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I drink for Gerry please - think he'll need one :wink:

8O ..drink quickly, helps ease the pain :twisted: ..........although that is FA's middle name...PAIN...OH THE SUFFERING :D :D :D

..and a bottle beer please :hic:

........and how did you fit into that cat-suite FA :mrgreen:

Gerry wrote:



Gods knows - BUT I CAN'T BREATH NOW *** GASP ***

.how do I get a vision of a puddle on the floor..... :keke:

Gerry - not again - there are toilets here mate :lol:



Dottie - what about this one for our party :P









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*** FA walks in with head down - abit low tonight - need a friend ****



A strongbow please



*** Moves to jukebox - puts on Read um & weep ***

...friend over here dear........<putting hands around FA>.

I have the Key for a lock in 2nite :wink: :wink:

Thank you Gerry - that's better **Gives Gerry a big hug**

Does anyone know really good energydrink?

Lucazade :lawl:

Lucozade is good :lmao:

but for a really good hangover cure *looks @ gerry* try Irn Bru ...... i swear this works :lmao:

pfft @ hard drinking scots :lol: :roll: :cheer: :hic: :hic: :tard:

Caz - I will stick to the lucazade - I don't like Irn Bru :sick:

I bet Gerry has got a few hangover cures - he uses them alot :wink: :heart:

*enters, pours whiskey over floor, drops match, leaves*

Rob - you have it on you today - don't you !!!!!!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-032.gif



** FA puts fire out**



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Those gif's are going to give someone a seizure...

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I'm not.

:hic: :hic: :lol: :roll:

Lucozade.........am I in the right place :hic: ......oh hello FA, definately the right place.......ready for a round...whats everyone want :0mghi2u:

Gerry

Mine's a bud - stella - micalob - cider

:hic:

.........you behave now FA...remember what happened the last time you got sozzled :wink: :bunny: ............but have the lot anyway :D

Gerry - yes I remember being sozzled & having fun :wink: - so bring it on :hic: :hic:

:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

BLOODY HELL - I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TODAY - I'M ON THE VERGE OF WALKING OUT :twisted:

.......hope thats not on the Hubby :wink: :wink: ...but stay for another :bunny:

No Gerry - not hubby - it was work earlier


BUT if you are offering ........ then yes I'll have another :hic:

.that didn't take much encouraging...........such a Lady :wink:

I am when I need to be - but now need beer :lol: :hic:

...........and a cold shower.........I'll supply the Heat :twisted:

Bring it on then - how you going to warm it up :wink:

Exercise bike..........generates a lotta Heat................although mines has no Saddle :lawl:

:nuts:

& you say I'm totally bonkers :lawl:

Line the bar up for later hun :hic:

I'll be at that Line-up later :bunny: :bunny:

Good - we can chat & have a beer then :wink: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...l/Fool/alc.gif

In fact - Lets have a party


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:yikes: totally mad............the way I like then :mrgreen:

Xmas Eve



BRING IT ON BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS DAY

Bring it on GIRL :cheer:

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Tea 4 2 girl............and a wee beer later :cheer: :hic:

You got it - Gerry

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Never really followed this topic, but i read that it was about alcohol :D So definately my topic!!!

Please, a couple of wodka-bitterlemon

A stella for later pleaz :hic:

Hi Heli - here's your drink as promised

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Now go sit in the corner so no one sees you :lawl:


Drinks all round - My shout :wink:


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