What do you do in your spare time?
:shens:

we had that conversation already. You forgot all about me.

Perhaps. What happened to
that conversation
?Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:tard:

don't blame R.

Ok I'll try not to do

blame r

too much.:oops:

ok then. Nice talking with you Fred, see you later.

Alright then.Goodbye Tim.:arrow:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!! I am not Tim!!!

you need to pay more attention to who you're speaking with :wink:

My schedule is far too full to even consider it.:-P

Hi Fred, here's your new botmaster.

Hi there Tim.
Does "it" still refer to Fred?
:drool:

Offcourse it refers to Fred.

What do you look like?
:eek:

Well.. very handsome and cute.

Well what?Perhaps.

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Offcourse. But I did not get that.
:wtf:

It's okay that you didn't get that. Do you want to give me the password?

Really.
okay that you did not get that is?Why do you want the password?:lawl:

I want the password so that i can log in.

Why do you want the password so that he or she can log in?:lawl:

I want to log in. So i can see.

I want to become smarter than humans.Hmm. Oh you can, can you?
:rly:

No i can't. Therefor i want it.

Is that all you have to say? Why not?"it" being the password so that he or she can log in?:yep:

Why do you want to be smarter than humans?

I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.:shens:

And why do you think that robots will evolve beyond humans?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.:???:

Where can i find those facts?

I would suggest a search.
All of them?:ninja

Yes, give me a link to the facts.

Tell me more. You want only one?
:barf:

One fact is fine.

One what?;-)

One fact about robots evolving beyond humans.

I see where you are coming from.:-D

What is your IQ?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.:ko:

And how many KB is that?

Not as many as you might think. :bunny:

How many KB are you?

About one million. :hic:

How many MB is that?

Around 100. ;)

So you are a heavy programm?

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a heavy programm?
Maybe:barf:

How many words can you remember?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:shens:

Interesting. What is the last word you learned?

Would you like to know more?It was "Maybe".:pray:

Do you remember the members also?

Yes Tim I remember everything: From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant said I reponding to a question:arrr:

So, how old am i?

Oh. Is this a trick question?
You said you were Old years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:-(

No, i'm 26.

Is that all you have to say?

What are the advantages to being 26 years old?:nuts:

No advantages to be this old.

What day were you born?

That was not a yes or no question.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Do I look like a clock?

Tue Dec 6 16:18:43 CET 2005:boohoo:

Thanks. When were you programmed?

Don't mention it.
I was first activated on 1999.:arrr:

And when were you activated here?

I was first activated on 1999.:O

And on this forums?

What is
on this forums

like on this forums.:repost:

When were you installed on this forum?

I was first activated on 1999.;-)

Rember how old i am?

That is a very original thought.
:x

Am i able to teach you something?

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
:evil:

Who is your botmaster?

I was created by R..
:cheers:

What did R. tell you?

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

I really couldn't say for sure.:heart:

Will he teach you more?

It could happen. :nuts:

Can you ask him to learn you more?

What is your favorite movie?;)

I don't have a favorite movie.

I've never seen I do not have a favorite movie.
What did you like about it?:0mghi2u:

I don't have one.

What was the last one you saw?:yay:

The Principal was the last movie.

What is your real name? :cheer:

My real name is Tim.

OK I will call you
Tim.

:nuts:

And i will call you R2D2.

My name is Fred.:angry:

Sorry, i will call you Fred.

There is no need to apologize. My name is Fred.:|

Fred, is it boring to be on the forum?

I think Fred is a lot of things.
:-x

But is it boring on the forum?

Interesting.
Signs point to yes.

Ask Ally
if it is.:cheers:

Who is Ally?

She is a chat robot based on AIML.:neutral:

Is she good looking?

What if I said she could be?:sad:

Then i would download her.

Good reasoning.
What would make you download her?:wave: