Chris drags a chair to the middle of the pub, stands on it and taps a glass to get everyones attention

Ladies, Gentlemen and the rest of you, I would like to apologise. While I was out getting tea, the girlfriend was browsing the forums and spotted my post about "Does Anyone wanna be my girlfriend?".

She has asked me to inform you that this was only a joke. I have a wonderful girlfriend who is far better than I could ever deserve and I am not looking for any others.

Also I am no longer available to dance with the beautiful ladies unless I wish to lose certain sections of my anatomy 8O 8O

puts the chair back adn wanders off!!

I'll join you and buy as many as you can drink! Don't let them get to you.

Lmao!!! awwww bless you!! Your girlfriend is very lucky!!! :wink:

What about me Chris! Huh! I'm not good enough for you all of a sudden! Is that it? 8O :cry:

Aww your good enough for me, but i doubt i'm good enough for you??

Thank you all - Andy - no it's not a foot transplant
Aging Bat - sorry you havinga crap day

I am having surgery on a trapped nerve in my groin - yes its bloody painful

Drinks all round please - i'm paying

Wayhey!! Right what will it be!! One at a time please!!!

I love you with all my loins dear!

Thanks FA. I'll have a baileys please

Awww bless!!! Aww have you seen the church we are gettin hitched at!!!!! :lol:

Baileys coimg up!!

*Passess baileys over!!*

Thanks Heli. I love the picture of the church. It's wonderful.

Would you like a drink?

Oooo, if your offering I wouldn't mind a glass of champaigne!! A toast to happiness!!

It's a bit early for me but of course you can have champagne. Celebrate in style

I have an announcement to make. Women will understand that i have a belly ache and they know the reason why. Men will be warned that Airhead today has PMT and so must be given satisfying amounts of chocolate and sympathy. That is all.

*picks up mop and wipes floor*

Sit down and have a nice drink and I'll clean up for you if you want Airhead

Thanks hun! are you sure?

Be careful, the mop likes to fall off at times.

No problem at all

*takes mop and starts cleaning*

Damn the mops fallen off already

*puts mop head back on and carries on*

Thank you!

Erm, heli, is there any chance of some paracetamol?

I've got some Ibuprofen if you need some

No thatnks i feel better now! Happy again had chocolate!

I have two left!! I used them all up (I have a belly ache too)!!

You can have some of the chocolate Ice cream if you want, and fill yourself a hot water bottle (their under the sink)!! I live in the basement so i have all my gear laying around!!

anyone around to serve??? :P

Thank you so much! *hugs hot water bottle*

Anyway, all glasses i have collected i will now wash up

Heli

Can I have a glass of milk please