little teeny chocolates!!!!!

My dog keeps farting... do i put a cork in her arse?

Probably a needle and thread is needed there :yikes:

Skiving off work just now, should I feel guilty??

NO - I never do - they have their pound of flesh every day http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...l/Fool/lam.gif








How can I cheer myself up ??????

Play a few songs, sing to them, but i find visitors and a good rabbit on the phone sets me really straight.

emma, feed Ruby some charcoal biscuits...it stops the farting.


Anyone here tried Tyrozets throat sweets?

They sooooooo nice!

Yes, I'm always on them. I don't really like them though.




What are you plans for this Christmas?

eat, eat, sleep, eat, open presents, throw up, eat, get pissed, eat, watch crap, eat, pull bomb bombs, and i'll probably eat.

Are tangerines spposed to be soft and squishy?

Depends on which country they are from and hol old they are...I like the hard dry ones myself...


Anyone tried Toxic Waste super sour sweets?

Never heard of them http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-013.gif











How do I get rid of hubby in the supermarket - so I can buy him one last prezzie ???

tell him Maria Wittaker is on the other end of the supermarket and she's giving away free beer to the first person who gets there.

How do you get rid of unwanted feelings?

Get pi**ed :hic:

How many kids does Santa have??

Thousands


:wink:










Merry Xmas & is it going to be a happy new year ?????

.......for you Fa......the best year :D

Should I help cook Crimbo dinner 2day??

Yes Gerry - you should http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-016.gif - either that or wash up after










So what did you get for Xmas ????

My sack was full this morning....but I then emptied it :D

Did anyone get a wooley jumper this year :oops:

No not this year

Got some drums to bang on









Anyone drunk yet ?????

no

is it over yet???

Not quite - not long though













Why is Billy Connolly so funny :lol: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-017.gif

...because he's SCOTTISH :D :D

Why does Billy Connolly always talk about Willies :wink:

Because he's a man http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...ie/tongue3.gif













What are you doing for New Year ?????

I will be spending NYE in NEW ORLEANS! A gang of us are going down for the Sugar Bowl and decided to go a bit early to enjoy the festivities in the Quarter!

Q: WHO will you be kissing at midnight on NYE?

Either hubby or the dog - depends which one is still awake :lawl:








Going to the sales today - shell I be reserved or go mad :roll:

*WOOF*......I'll be your dog :bunny:

Be reserved FA......unless your passing Ann Summers :D

Do guys goto places like Ann Summers?? :oops:

Yes they do - - it is a popular shop :roll:








Why do ful;l moons send some people funny :?

Hoowwwlllllllllllll dont really know :?

Why is Meatloaf so sexy........Ladies........