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Despite his promises, didn't give her the answer in the morning.
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is an eskimo on heat
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Owns one of every type of Barbie ever produced.
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has made it to the promised land
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wants to live on mars
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was told she'd checked out.
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Wants to be alone for the rest of his life
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is planning a sex swop
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Had breast augmentation surgery
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looked like Mike Tyson....before the surgeory
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Is a 40 year old virgin
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Isn't sure what her name is.
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Like to dance with shadows in the mirror hall
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Has a Sesame Street fetish.
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Is a ghost of Christmas Past
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Always walks under ladders.
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Likes to milk cows on Sundays
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Mistakes Bulls for cows
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Can recite Einstein's Theory Of Relativity in forty seven languages.
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Is not making a list of things to do to poor innocent Monstro
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Is VERY INNOCENT
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With a face like that has every believing his middle name isn't GuiltyAsSin ...
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all he wants is rock n roll, porn and a motorbike
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Doesn't like his teddy
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Sells kiss me quick hats
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