Hope you both have a fantastic time...:-)

Thanks Barb, we leave on Friday, fly on Saturday, hate flying, but just gotta do it! Well until teleporting becomes a reality;)LOL..

unless you get yourself a tardis..lol

It's going to be fine...it's not such a bad flight at all...

LOL....9 and a half hours is a longtime, still will be worth it!

And now check the flight to Hong Kong or Australia and you should feel better...

OK;)LOL...

heads really ~~~~ing sore...

self inflicted ??

nope for once

Sympathy then...

:(

Bored..bored..bored

Don't know how someone can afford to go to rock concerts and not pay their Mum money for their keep :roll:

Pud :twisted:

lol

rather ~~~~ed

lucky b@stard

you could get drunk too sean, tut tut

aaah, there´s nothing like a good dvd evening :mrgreen:

got no booze in :evil:

Should I mention that there is always "out"...nah...better keep my mouth shut for once...

it's a rainy Tuesday night (Wednesday morning) in South West Wales. Where exactly do you expect me to go? lol :lol:

Did I say that...did I say that...

*Sigh*...I've never been to SW Wales...but it sounds like you're going to be sober for now...but look at it this way...it's already Wednesday...which means that Tuesday is already over...and you still have a chance...to have a drink TODAY...

When people stop making sense even to themselves they should just shut up...honestly...

I absolutely second that... :?

Just how i like to start the day trying to coax a live rat into a long handled dustpan with a long handled brush!! Thanks Marvin youre grounded lol!!

Is that still the same rat as last may?

Prefer a bowl of cornflakes myself!

Ewwwwwwwww !! Rather you than me Em :shock: !!

Damn I hate my back :(.

No this was a new one!! He can run back in faster than i can move Sam and get off the sofa to close the back door lol!!

So the rat's still in then?

No i got it in the dustpan and put it outside!! It was in shock so it seemed quite happy to go in there now i just gotta check its gone and hope its not stupid enough to get caught again lol!!

Ok the stupid rat is still in the dustpan and i gotta go to work!!

Must get ready for hols! LOL..

There's still a whole day to go...bet you dont do anything today :p at least i cant be blamed for the rest of the day lol

No only an hour and a half;)LOL..

:lmao: hey it goes both ways!!! :p ;)

LOL...I am going now;)

I was talking about myself...LOL...so I just got off...

I am getting scared...do I have to watch cats too? I am afraid of both cats AND rats...LOL...

Done a bit of sorting, then got bored;)LOL..

After getting The Guardian whenever it was I have only now just found the Pearl bit :shock::shock::shock: !! Yes I am slow !
Was about to give up then I noticed the film/music section with a nice pic of Meat on the front !!!!

Have done a bit more sorting, think its time for some ket!

Bloody Hell!

Get all geared up for a meeting and at the last minute they move it to tomorrow :bicker:

really need a new job

results day tomorrow... poor

Tests?

working on the electrics while still rather drunk was great fun

not to mention rather dangerous :shock:

It's only dangerous when you're taking a bath with a plugged in toaster standing right there...:lol:

I knew I shouldn't be making pop tarts in the shower lol

Does this has anything to do with your yesterday's status??? LOL...

nuh-uh :nope:

aye

Well, good luck then...hope everything is ok!

Grr, stupid back. Signed off work for another couple of weeks. Getting bored now.

I hope you feel better soon...

cheers zina ;) but exam tests not doctor ones lol

Well, dear...that depends on results, doesn't it??? ;):lol:

Actually have got some stuff sorted for me hols, then sadly fell asleep for 2 hours, still i must have needed it;)LOL..

No you'll be fine its the stupid rats that are around in the summer in winter you only get the uncatchable ones!!

At least i came home to a corpse free flat i was half expecting Marvin to have dragged the rat back in again!!

You ARE taking cats with you, right? LOL...

No sorry cats aren't as portable as dogs lol!! Dont worry cos Sam will be under the bed for 3 days and Marvin is so dog-like the only thing he doesn't do is drink out of the toilet bowl lol!!

I am kidding...why is Sam going to be under the bed? Anti-social cat???

*Thinking about all that red hair all over*...LOL...

She's very nervous she thinks everyones a cat murderer!!

I'll start brushing him again it does help and i have those roller brushes for getting the fur off clothes!! Might be easier just to roller Marvin lol!!

I like guests like me...

I am coming over...can you please move out? And by the way...can you take your cats with you? LOL

Don't worry about it...we had cats...they are all in heaven now...ummm...I think I will stop right here...before I go any further...

The main thing to remember is not to leave your fud unattended if you still want to eat it and if you want to eat it without Marvin having licked it first lol!!

You´ll love the cats! I´m not a cat fan either but it´s different with Marvin and Sam ;)

Yep, good suggestion!! lol ;)

why am i nervous?

It has gone so cold !!

Want it warm again. Eyes are feeling strained might get off here for a bit.

Ash, I'm sorry to hear that hope you feel better soon :up:.

I know the weather is more like winter at the moment - it was so windy today a huge tree fell down on the road right beside our car - we were lucky not to be hit!

Damn ! That was very lucky.
I know I hate this wet and cold weather.

its only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing... which i didn't at the time... but the worst that cooould happen was i could get electricuted... which aint that shocking, only 415 volts... :D

surely it should be 240???????

3 phase electricity my friend... much more fun

well when still drunk its more fun lol

lol excellent

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Sean do you have a death wish or something :p :lmao: !!!!!!!!

what you on about december carl?

Meeting Zina mabe...

lol yup

oh right.. bit pished
you'll be dead on tomorrow i reckon

cheers

let me know how you get on please

more pished than i thought lol

and since Carl ran outta credit we decided you´re in charge to let me know how he gets on...;)

aye, fecking people who pick up when you prank them

wasn´t me ... (this time :oops:)

yup, they wasted my last 20p, could have texted ye with that my results

:bicker:

I just heard I've been already gypped for food by the hotel...Goose and something or other...now I will be gypped by a cat...where poor Yankee to go to eat? Oh right...Anji is somewhere round there...

And after reading all posts after that, I've gotten the headache...somebody got electrocuted by pop tarts in December and Carl will be dead tomorrow with no credit...did I get it all right???

Just remembered a great thing about cats...they don't bark...I am gonna kill these ~~~~~~~s that think they are my dogs...OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!

Getting there!

ok i just seen this for some reason lol, so i have a question!!!

Even if teleporting is invented...... wouldnt you still need to teleport your clothes IN something rather than just a pile of clothes?? Therefore you still need to pack right??

Btw...bet you still havent done it!!! And you can't blame me yet today :p

lol was just replying to you.....



:roll: obviously as you can tell :doh:

Actually, to be technical, Hoover is a trade name too, they're all just vacuum cleaners... (and yes, I realise you've all already forgotten this exchange, I've been away, okay?!!!)

Did you know you can buy them frozen in the Food Court bit now? And the ligonberry jam and the sauce stuff too? So you can eat them at home - it's brilliant!!!

Have you considered wrapping him in cling film? Keep all the hair in one place?

My thoughts - away for two weeks and you lot have managed 34 pages in this thread - have none of you got anything to do? lol...

flipping eck claire, you've returned to us with a wealth of useless information :shock: :p

Wb though ;)

5 marks off... poor

:raspberry: Thanks hon, lol...