Welcome back, Claire!!! :heart:

Eh? Let me know how it went...

they want to retrain me...
they want to teach me a whole new way of working
they want to send me on a 2 day course where i'll have roll plays to do and look like a dick...
they're gonna be in for a surprise!!!!

is that a lyric or an actual thought?

thats what they're going to try and do.. problem is the new way of working... and the NEW training is virtually identical to the training i did in 1998... (i still have the training book)

Over use of a single smilie should be an infractable offence :twisted:

is there a way of banning someones smiley privilages???

My thoughts may not be printable but they are regarding Churchill Insurance company and you might appreciate what they are when I post you an extract from an email I have just received from them...

Neil Chisholm, is an ex-partner. We broke up over three and a half years ago. Three years ago, a joint insurance policy we had with Churchill ended and wasn't renewed. I know his motor insurance is due for renewal at this time of year because I used to deal with our joint policy which was in his name. I too am with Churchill. However, they are another step closer to losing me as a customer.

What is this? Email Helen for everyone else's customer survey month?? Last week I got an email (and this week a reminder one because I'd not completed the survey in the first one) asking me to complete a survey for my recent stay at a Premier Inn at Ross-on-Wye. I've never stayed at the Premier Inn at Ross-on-Wye. I once stayed at one in Norfolk, about 18 months ago. Oh and my parents recently spent a few nights in Ross-on-Wye....turned out, they stayed at a Premier Inn. I didn't know that before Premier Inn emailed me to inform me however!! But WHAT are they doing with my email address?!

(and btw, neither Neil nor my parents would have used my email address - my dad can't even remember my email address and he booked by telephone!)

Got stung today by a wasp......not once but twice. Double whammy.....:mad:

Unlucky.....thats gotta hurt!
I just woke up after 2 hours on the couch, i am still tired!

Didn't do what I wanted to today, everything was late.
Got to see Keira's new film though and it was free :cool:.
Got a bit of a stomach ach... Putting it down to the sweets I ate :shock:!
Tomorrow I plan to do what I didn't have time to do today :p !

so ~~~~in annoying...

I wonder if I will have to sleep to the sound of gun fire tonight.

(next door neighbour's 15 year old son has a distinct lack of need for sleep and plays computer games through the night)

Have a safe journey Chelle and Stu ... hope you both have a lovely holiday:cool:

Aww, thanks hinny, i should be in bed, but have a dodgy stomach, so i am cyber whoring instead;)LOL...hopefully it will wear off soon. We go to Manchester airport at 6ish tomorrow night, fly 11am on Sat morn to Chicago:))

Have an absolutely fabulous trip!!!

If you're at the airport and we can hear you from the house I'll be really upset :lol:

Set off earlier and call in for a brew! We're only ten minutes form the airport!

Aww thats sweet Andy, thanks hun. We will just be going straight to the airport hotel cos Stu will have been to work, so it will be late on and we will be knackered. Anyway i think Luce could be right you will hear me anyway at the airport! LOL..

Thanks we most certainly will!!!

now techs fecked up my a levels, only a record of me doing 2... ffs

So Casey's picked her first ever song to sing along to....

And it's a Meat Loaf song!!!!!!!!!


Why it had to be Cry Over Me is beyond me though lol

WOW...that's exciting in any event!!!

Finally Virgin got me back online and it only took 5 phone calls lol!!

Welcome back Claire!!

Oh really...you're treating me so badly with that dot game...and now I feel like such a loser...LOL

However, welcome back!!!

Thank you!! You do get your own back with the Scrabble tho lol!!

At least things can only improve!

Oh my god...I won one game...LOL...I should learn not to play any games at work...I can't think straight here...well, I can't think straight anywhere...LOL...

Off on me hols soon!

Don't forget the postcards and duty free ;-)

Have a wonderful time Chelle. :cool:

Diane

think i'll let them win this time lol

remembered my drumsticks :D

is that some kind of sexual remark?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

In the ongoing battle against cat fur its round 1 to me but the war has not been won yet lol!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/IMG_3920.JPG

And that was just one brushing section!!

siamese cat next time?

Next time i'm having one of those hairless ones lol!!

whyd i say siamese????? meh gone crazy yea i meant the bald ones :D

so your relationship is closer than I thought, eh?

That's OK, I dont have a problem with that :up:

no im in a good mood now just

:shock: :faint:

Can anybody tell that Em REALLY WANTS me to visit, eh??? LOL...

oh right

At least you do think, straight or otherwise which is more I suspect than some...

Well they DO have shorter and therefore less hair than Marvin!

Emma I LOVE these Marvin pics and stories, that pic is great! No wonder that ball of fluff is almost as big as him, you must have just halved his size with all that brushing! He's still gorgeous too, I think I'm in love with your cat! ;) :lol: :D

someone needs some alone time with marvin ;)

Wait til he's got a rat in his mouth, a live one!!!!

I know that problem, same happens to me everytime Im brushing my hair

You mean like this one lol!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/IMG_3897.JPG

Your visit is what has inspired the brushing!! I'm hoping i can get him used to it before you get here lol!!

I've never been brought a rat as a gift...live or dead...and I think I'll pass on that one ta...live birds and mice are difficult enough to contend with. Especially when they're in the mouth of a cat possessed!

Oh my Emma!:shock:

I'd have died if I'd seen that ... absolutely hate rats and mice Ugh!!!

I used to be squeamish about them and i still shudder when i see them but you get used to dealing with them!! Its the injured/half dead ones i cant deal with cos i get upset and want to take them to the vets lol!!

Ah, my Friday night whiskey

you spelled every night whisky wrong

One wrong spelling is better than a sentence of crap grammar

It depends where its from!!

Whisky is Scottish and whiskey is Irish

lol i still say theres no whiskey its whisky... tut tut

oh yes :D bushmills is excellent yet expensive, stick to jim beam black, cant go far wrong

who cares?

second bottle, ohhhhhhhh yes :D

Naturally the Scottish one is the best lol!!

WHAT?!?!?!?

I beg to differ, got to be Irish


after all they did invent it

:D :D :D

nah, germans invented it

they must have, we invented everything :))

you spelled invaded wrong..

spelt, it's spelt spelt!!!!!!!! :D

noooooooooooooo spelled!!!!!!!!

True...between Russians and Irish they invented any kind of alchohol...the rest just built on it...

I need a drink...I need two...I need to be drunk right now...please...

Then maybe you should spell it correctly then lol!!

you can have some of me celebratory cider :D

I think you proved I had lol

i think i need some ;)

I am going home...but I do want to know about celebratory part...talk...

Also...cider is...ummm...apple piss? Sorry...

not homebrew :D

Oh yes its the irish person i have to convince now lol!!

bushmills is awesome

I am in the airport hotel, rather nice it is too! I also am using the new mini laptop hubby bought me, its fab, feeling rather lucky, plugged into his phone to get on the internet, bloody fab!!!

Sounds like a great gadget Chelle..have a fab time...want some pics when you get back...

It is great, it has a 10 inch screen, just like an ordinary laptop, just dinkier? is that a word;)LOL....We fly at 11am, will be sure to get some pics, God knows what they will be like;)

Will be great..just enjoy....teach them all your fav word..FW..lol

Stu, love you, can I have one?

Was fortunate to share a limited edition 40yr old bottle of that

and whatd you think????????????

thought one bottle wasn't enuf, you only get a boss that'll share like that once, was a great guy

lol i could get 200 year old stuff but meh ;)

now ya talking

alot of talk about whiskey lol

ahwell... i'm completely sober

ended up 80p worse off than when i started the night

i know a joke about that... (don't think i'd get away with it here though)

it involves 2 fleas

no no, i remembered to bring my drumsticks home

well technically not MY drumsticks.. but they are now ;)

ok, you learn your lesson with two computers losing everything so you buy an external hard drive to save everything on and I've done that religiously, so WTF do you do when the external hard drive that you've bought and saved everything on ~~~~in dies?????????

Casey's not well now, wish I had the patience of a mum, it's actually quite incredible

Oh good that pesky fly has decided to settle down !!

I should head off, stuff to do tomorrow !!

Night all :zzz:

XxX

how the hell can that still hurt??!!

Sorry, I didn't mean to beat him at pool by so much lol with you watching

lol Yeah, thanks again for that. You really could´ve let him win :p

for money?????? no way lol

Was that the money that was turned into drinks which then made you getting real close friends with the wall of the pub???
You really should´ve let him win... :raspberry:

I won, played members of this forum both pissed and sober and nobody beat me yet



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