:nuts: That´s all I can say!

And the show´s probably sold out within minutes ;)
But the whole NY thingie sounds great!!!

{{{hug}}}
Do you want a glass of red hon?
That was a rhetorical question lol I think you NEED and deserve one (...or two!)

Visiting Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum??? LOL...

Em... let's weigh possibilities...New York or Twickenham...ummm...what's in Twickenham anyway???

Betty, you should have seen audience at the show...LOL...it was a bit...scary...I don't remember about sold out but we got tickets with no problem...

Well, anytime you feel like it...we can arrange something in re: NY...

I can't even pronounce Twickenham...

LOL Yeah, I can imagine that seeing the audience must´ve been...umm...entertaining ;)
That´s sweet luv, thank you!

Two haircuts thats whats there and then a set of highlights in the salon but i know where i'd rather be lol!!

Well, I am pretty sure there were 2 men in the audience...both looking like deers caught in the lights...

Any time!

Well...I can't compete with 2 haircuts and a highlights...LOL...

this thread has been taken over by women...

I should back out slowly before I get my eyes scratched out or my head hit with a frying pan...:bleh:

As evidenced by your post...;)

tut tut

EXACTLY!!!

We're just chatting waiting for the men to come back from the pub lol!!

LOL...yeah, well...doesn't look like it's happening any time soon...

I think they will ban me from Dot game soon too...:( :lol:

Bloody 'ell...

I got 38 games on the go atm lol!!

Emma ... love the hello Harry!!! I'll tell him Tigger said hello!

drinking is awesome

Farting in the shower is no fun :( it rises then the water keeps it head height for what seems like an eternity :barf:

Pud :twisted:

Ugh ... Pud!!!

i only got this morning to live

im rather wet

honey its how you make your money

im not even slightly pished... poor

im getting there

Have you touched the Carlsberg???

you mean carls berg??? lol :D

carls hill? lol oh right

awesome drum solo

ich bin rather pished

Nono, that was Damon Hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY3o057rXaQ

no no tommy lee, carnival of sins

at 02:13
at 02:22


ummmm:confused:
explain if you want to

Oh! Ive seen that drum solo several times before, it is awesome indeed

was it me on drums?

you just found your drum sticks, so i doubt it:p

Bored bored and tired......need sleep

just found some whiskey

and as promised, pm box cleared

Good night Barb!!!

Enjoy

ta

feck me, what a night :shock:

Late December 1963?

Pud :twisted:

I am so bad at it...pretty sure I am about to run out of all the points and be banned...just because I suck so much...LOL...

Look at all the colors at YOUR fingertips...

Won the lotto ??

Ha ha i hope he likes it!!

Well according to my Top 10 friends you're in 3rd place on the Dot game so you cant be doing that badly!!

Is it 11AM yet ?

in some country

Why whats at 11am ??

Michael Ball's Sunday Brunch :cool:.

Wasn't on last week cos he was in Nottingham and the week before that I was in London so it's nice to listen :cool:.

Bored. Very unlike me. House even more showhome-like than yesterday (also very unlike me), and as a measure of my boredom, have resorted to doing laundry. I've chatted with an ex on msn, which was very good because I didn't once have a desire to murder him. And having text half my address book and established that all my locally-residing friends have more of a life than me, I'm now going to go furniture shop mooching, alone. Hell I might even come back with something useful! And what would be even better would be to lose this headache that's been plaguing me all bloody weekend!

Where did you find your friends??? LOL...

I am crap in geography...so I have not much of an idea where you're now (North?) but maybe you should move South...LOL...or better yet...maybe you should move here...

far far far far far far far far far far too much to drink yesterday

Guys, how are you doing with flood down there?

Read this today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/n...nd/7566355.stm

far too much stress...

6 exams in two weeks ffs

this song isnt as good when im sober...

i'm a stupid ~~~~er.... used the wrong phone

told ya it was a bit wet

Oh...well, I am yet to learn intricacies of Belfastian English...a bit wet didn't sound like major flood...sorry...

Any damage to you and yours???

Carl, how about you?

that's not Belfast English, that's Jonty English

Back. Resisted temptation to spend £20 on a clock which is actually new but made to look old...but I simply adore it and now pondering ways to save £20 in order to return in the week and purchase said clock.

Good job...in a week you will forget it existed...

bad headache :(
And I even had absolutely no alcohol last night (and today!)...
Todays morning party is over now, thank feck!!
Next one will be tomorrow evening :mad:

{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}

But voyeurs do pay eventually...LOL...

Oh dear... ;) At least I´ll be the one having tons of pictures of drunk people lol:twisted:
Thank you!

I wish weekends had three days....

Something to treasure forever...pictures of random drunk people...(how many pictures of MLUKFC members you have??? LOL)...

Why am I still here and still not dressed and/or washed? I am supposed to be food shopping right now...but I fell down and I can't get up...:(

grand i live on top of a hill :D lol gravitys my friend

i can see your hill from my hill

:twisted: However, I guard my hill with a bigger stick :bleh:


This is all getting a wee bit George Orwell :shock:


Or was it Peter Gabriel? :roll:

My hill's safe from y'all. Fortunately, as I live only half way up it and not at the top :?

i aint at the top either

:wall:

best friend, and your only one :p


true story that's just been on TV:
- woman at the office licks the glued edge of an envelope
- she cuts her tounge
- the tounge hurt, she didnt think it was anything serious though
- two weeks later, she feels something strange in her mouth, something moving
- she's reaching into her mouth, and fishes out a cockroach.
- there were microscopic roach eggs in the glue of the envelope, and one of them got into the wound in her tounge and breeded there, till the roach hatched.

:twisted: I've heard about that happening before.

Buy pre-gummed envelopes people :shock:

wow, what's up? :shock:

Well, I am glad that everybody lives on the hill...that takes care of that...

Yeah...I know how you feel...I think...

I'm sure that's one of those urban myths...in the version I heard, her tongue swelled up first...and the doctor found the cockroach...

My head feels like I've been doing that. Could understand it if it was alcohol induced, but it isn't :-(

:twisted: The truth according to Snopes

Urban myth.

Nice to know I'm right occasionally.

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??

Small sofa big slippers?

Wow...grab the deal on the sofa and buy slippers in the shop!!!

I give up on dot game...I am just an idiot...:wall:

Ok i'll tell you the trick!! Come on over to our game!!

No, the trick is to pay attention...and not be all over the place while playing...the trick is NOT to have a frigging ADD with 10,000 windows opened...

I am at our game and I just made even worse move than before...there is something screwed up in my head...

This is gonna be a good one(i think!!)

pished as a newt... wheres me dominos?? lol

When did you post this? I am in the doghouse again...LOL...

You have to send some dumb players my way...

How does it feel to be killing your friend??? (A little guilt trip sometimes goes the long way)

pizza was great... sore head aint... poor

his reply makes no sense at all... wish i could remember the question

jack action was the original text lol

nah.. still lost, sorry... memory aint what it used to be