is that a huan, then my surname was your reply

thats ballocks, i never sent that

yup you did lol

nah, i was talking about the chinese take away

the WAN KING... but i decided on a pizza instead

or go to the foo kin on the dublin road

i didn't need a foo king so headed for spoons from the empire

didnt even get in a fight tonight

awesome, was in ze garage tis back in action

didnt know it were outta action.. it still sounds awesome

phones froze.. battery out job i reckon

ze softwares fecked

fixed... software fecked indeed.... its not a nokia or samsung ya know

sony aye, same as mine

yeah.. 7 of them

tut tut, should get 8, lucky number apparently

it is for tidly winks

aye, i hear youre a racist now father!

:twisted:

Take it to the proper fecking thread :p

Jonty is your father??? I always knew it...I just KNEW it!!!

I am afraid to ask who is the mother though...so I won't...:silence:

Seem to be wide awake again :shock:!!

sleeping with the window open seems to have allowed a family of biting insects to feast on my arms and legs during the night. just killed two on the windowledge :-( they're still winning though.

Marvellous, norovirus is moving through the Schools and Hospitals quicker than an Ethiopian with a dinner ticket :shock: So give it a couple of days and the Puds' will be shitting and puking their rings out :shit: :barf:

Pud :twisted:

As a biting insect, I'd just like to complain about the woman who obviously invited me and my family in for a meal by leaving her window open last night, then proceeded to kill two of my fatter brothers just as they were waiting for their food to go down.

should get my ass into gear

Might be Vampire Moths from SWEDEN

Pud :twisted:

Then it's a good job they've not reached as far south as here (Stockholm) yet, and that I'll be a bit further south for the rest of the week :)

Dave

Jo"s coming to stay..yipee.............

:doh: I forgot that we also have a craftsman in the house this morning :yawn:
If only I had gone to bed when I said I wanted to lol

They sound delightful! But if it is indeed them, they're not as bad as scottish midgies, so for once, north isn't best ;)

I really wish my other half would take a 6 month vacation ...ON HIS OWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah, someone been keeping you up? :twisted:

I swear some people need to get lives, apparently the place to hang out, socialise, catch up on gossip and generally move at a pace that makes me want to kill people is the aisles is Tesco! WHY! :bicker:

I feel that I have accomplished a fair bit recently.

Was at the desparing stage I will admit :?.

But things seem to be rolling now :bunny:.

I've always said you get a better class of customer at Sainsbury's lol

yup :p

Recent conversation with parents who have today returned from holiday...

ME: Hi where are you?
THEM: We're at the Hare & Hounds, why?
ME: Oh, it doesn't matter then I was checking if you wanted me to do you anything for dinner
THEM: Oh right. Do you want to come and join us?
ME: Haven't you already ordered?
THEM: Well yeah but you could keep us company whilst we eat if you like

Strangely enough, being really hungry, I said no thank you and opted to see them later!

well aren't you the lucky one lol :twisted:

Round here they're all footballer's wives or Coronation Street stars at the local Sainsburys, which is reason enough to give it a wide berth lol

Andy's quite right...I'm sure I know which Sainsbury's he means.

FFS Mum's just burnt her hand :( !!

Hope your Mum's OK Emma

Thanks Angie.

that ~~~~s over again on wed :angry:

God, please give me strength to finish this day with my mouth shut...PLEASE, I am begging you...cause if I go off...I will go off...

my memory is fecked totally

beer festival this weekend... should i go???

a particular thread has mashed my head. it's also put paid to me being in bed a good 20 minutes ago. so when i'm half asleep tomorrow, we know why! i don't even have the strength to contribute to it now...which feels kinda wasteful after so much energy reading. it'd grown two pages in the time i was reading it! :O but, brain needs to think if I am to contribute. so g'nite. xx

you spelled/"spelt" we wrong

PMSL!!!!

Spelled/spelt, just for future use lol

Over 350 posts!! Do you people just wait until i go to work before you start posting lol!!

hi lol

Hi Jonty!!

It's spelled...

its spelt.. spell, spelled, spelt

And, yes, there is a thread here that done my head in too and started me foaming at my mouth...and I was grateful that I went home without posting there anymore and that I don't have time to be on computer at home...which I actually found out I have...argh...

Correct...but in his case it was spelled...

:D

pished.. need sleep

Bye Jonty lol!!

me too but cant.. poor

huh????????????????

fecking drunks asking stupid questions... hopefully away this time

When you ask yourself a question...do you answer it or do you ignore it like everybody else's???

or do you hope someone will anwser for you

I finally found an idiot on a facebook even stoopider than me...so I've finally won one dot game...LOL...

Wanna bet he is staring into the mirror???

lol

wonder do i have to accept this uni place or did i already do it?

Accept it just in case you didn't do it...

OMG Marvin just came along the top of the sofa silently and put his paw on my shoulder!! Frightened the living daylights out of me again!!

Before I've finished reading this post I thought Marvin brought you another rat...scared the living daylights out of me...LOL...

Not this time, just a huge ginger paw when i'm typing and then an indignant look cos i yelped!!

Ok...came back for two minutes with this question...is whiskey/whisky the same thing as Scotch...cause crazy person here claims it is...

ummmm :bleh:...:hand:!! lol

Em...whatever happened to our scrabble game??? LOL...oh god...I finally found somebody to play with through e-mail and even that isn't working...

My game with you is still there!! Can you go onto Help and ask for an email of your games?!!

Right i'm off to work!!!!

Damn, she noticed :bleh:



There is something very funny about the picture of a drunk jonty, staring into the mirror, asking a question and waiting for somebody to answer...

Thoughts...thoughts... Confused and alone. Should I stay here and see if it works or should I move back to Bath!?!?!? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Do you want answers on a postcard or is it a rhetorical question?

lol chipe in your two cents if you want to :P lol

I'd go with Wales...gotta be nicer than Bath (on a landscape point of view, nothing to do with people or anything else before I am banned for posts against people from Bath :-P)...but that all depends what's keeping you in Wales and what's pulling you to Bath.

I loved Lancaster but in the end discovered my 'home' was in Greater Manchester, where a greater number of my friends and family live closerby, so I returned.

Not even talking about Wales hehe I am currently living in Harlow, Essex..... ut the thing is how do I tell my housemate I can't stanbd it here this is her home town!! Arghhh pickle!!

Aah then you confuse me with Wales in your Location!! Rather than telling the hosuemate you can't stand it, why don't you just say you prefer Bath? Or get a job in Bath and tell her you're moving for that reason ;)

lol well my heart is alway in Wales hehe bu yeah I will have to sit down and talk it out... Not looking forward to it cause theres other complications!

Uh oh...well good luck, hope it all works out for the best in the end :-)

Well, that's the thing...I don't think he will answer...he will just ignore himself...

I think you miss Bath...it's all over your posts...

he'll probably try to get the mirror-jonty to ban him :lmao:

:lol:
Just had photo's back from my son's 18th birthday party where Sean done his tribute act....

I was a good night, I have some brilliant pic's of Sean.

But..... Sean!!!

The picture you took of yourself... well what can i say :lmao::lmao::lmao: (even Luke said.... oh my god!!!) :lol:

:pics:

Does anyone know...on MySpace is it possible to block or 'unsubscribe' from a person's Bulletin Space messages without deleting the contact completely?

*cough* bullshit *cough*

:lmao: :silence:

Uh oh...somebody is in a doghouse...

I guess it's in the same place you add them :??:

I can't find a way to do it without deleting the contact completely...I'm perfectly happy to have the person as a friend on there but he posts bulletins by the second and it drives me crazy!

LOL I think I know who you mean ;)

LMAO surprisingly not!!! This is someone I was at school with way back when, but I know who you're on about! :lol:

17 to go! oooh!

Edit... I guess that makes 16 now? ;)

15...

Anyway...I missed the book I've finished reading yesterday...as it is I was stretching reading it to the point of no return...the book I've started now seems so familiar as if I've read it already...although it came from the place that shouldn't have had read already books...although who knows what this place is in my house which is full of books and dogs...still...this is a very weird feeling...maybe I've already started this book before and couldn't finish it???

Chinese Astrology sucks