well don't leave your camera alone with me, is all I can say :p

My 1000th post!

didnt realise you already had that many! congrats!

still a long way to go though ;)

I hate youtube. :?

Well, congrats!

cause its polluted with crappy videos of our porky friend?

no, because I'm shite at converting and uploading vidoes lol

are they anything like videos? :lmao:

er, yes lol

:twisted:

you know if it's a frozen pizza, youll probably not be able to convert it to an mpeg file :))

well, the only programs I've found that will play it are VLC and Nero Showtime - it's a MV4 file, any suggestions?

put it into the microwave, heat it up, then eat it :))

(i should probably stop with the terrible jokes)

Dry Roasted Peanuts.. Yum :cool:.

I didn't know there is any software that plays frozen pizza...live and learn I guess...

totally knackered... Just when the last person leaves somebody else appears :roll:

Yeh i'll have to remember that hun... lol

i''ll email you pic's when i finish work tomorrow ;)

Some would say you should never have started!

Do you have Toys R Us in England???

I didnt think they were good enough to be terrible, but hey... :p

that ~~~~ better hope im sober when he arrives tomorrow, or he might be on the receiving end of alot of abuse... thats the 2nd time in a week he's nominated 2 inferior teams over my team

Getting better only 310 today and i was out for a long time today lol!!

I say something dumb and everybody jumps on it...I ask a valid question and everybody ignores it...LOL...

yes ;) (and in Wales :p)

Thank you...

Ahhh, there you are :DHows your day been??

And theres a huge one about 10 mins down the road from me!!

Shhh...she is reading 310 posts...I won...no, I won...

That was UNBELIEVABLY wrong thing to say...LOL...now you won't get me out...you'll find me in dolls aisle playing with Barbies...LOL...

I am such a :retard:...I still have google, don't I? Fecking idiot...

I think she can skip doing that, I won them all anyway :p

Out the house at 8:40am and back home at 10:50pm i'm shattered lol!!

How did the anniversary go? Did your Mum and Dad have a lovely day?

Chris L...I am going to KILL you...alright...just get anywhere near me and I am just going to kill you...

anything to do with a certain facebook vid?

:shock::shock::shock:
Uh-oh...That´s a terrible long day!!
Of course I´m mainly concerned about you BUT who fed the cats...well, Marvin? lol Bet he really was a starvin´ Marvin today :lol:

The anniversary went well, was goooooood fun ;) I´ll email pics later
Lovely day is not what I´d call it but they survived the day haha

why what have i done now

You should have heard me screaming...I scared the crap out of everybody here...AFTER you've scared the crap out of me...LOL...

its a good one isnt it

I'd wager they happened at roughly the same time, if you think about it ;)

He was howling at me when i came through the door lol!!

Glad they survived the day Cant wait to see the pics!!

I thought it somehow reminded me of Blair Witch Project...I should have been ready...but I wasn't...LOL...I am still laughing...god, how I screamed...

Let me just say...if I had a voice for singing like I have for screaming...I would be VERY famous now...

PSML

Boggles my mind...I can scream to break glass...but I can't even sing loud off-key...LOL...

Ok i'm not opening mine now i'll do it in the morning when its not dark lol!!

Don't...I strongly urge you NOT TO...

Chris himself is trying to scrape himself off the floor now...LOL...

Well...it's time for my Russian soap operas...LOL...later!!!

lets hope i sober up before i have to deal with that ~~~~ tomorrow.. otherwise new job time probably

:zzz: I'm tired.

Appointment at the job centre tomorrow at 10AM.

Night all :zzz:.

XxX

I hate every single person in Russian soap operas...they are either criminals or weaklings...and those are not even Russian soap operas but translations of Western European/South American soap operas...why am I still watching them???

can I join?! lol

I am an idiot.

You trying out a new user title or signature for size?

the first step is always admitting it to yourself RJ:D

had an exam today, so I was writing down all the important notes for revising in a word document yesterday night, even set the alarm an hour earlier so Id still have a bit of time to get it into my head, just to notice i forgot the save the file last night :doh:

Did you get that too? And how hard did you scream...

cider is awesome

didnt scream but i was shuddering like hell lol

expected something like that, didnt help though :?

Expected it too but it was still unexpected...

the mouth freaked me out the most

Whoops ... hope you managed to learn more than to save any document you create and that the exam went well?

it was computer and internet basics, wasnt too complicated, think i knew most of it before the course anyway. Did quite well I think (I hope)

Well, all's well that ends well!

Am I alone in seeing the irony in the fact that you forgot to save your word document containing the revision notes for your computer and internet basics exam? :lmao:

Nope... that gave me a giggle too.... :lmao:

same here :lol: :up:



I´m back to work tomorrow... Could think of better things to do tomorrow though:roll:

Sorry RJ but that is funny:twisted::lol:

Usain Bolt is a fecking legend!

why does he always slow down for the last 15 metres or so?! lol

Because he can!!! I'm British through and through but I just want that guy to win everything!

well, from what I've seen, he will :cool:

[cynic] so he can attend all the athletics events next season and shave a fraction of a second at a time off his own world records and win shed loads of prize money [/cynic]

He's an impressive sod that's for sure, but he hasn't won a sailing gold and members of the UK team have :yay: :cheer: :roll:

Iread gotta be the stupidest application...it counts every edition of every book know to them...thus, according to them Jane Austen wrote 147 books...:roll:

on a diet of chicken nuggets and sleep...he is something else though

sounds like a plan :D

Who is something else?

I can live on chicken nuggets...

think ill have some for dinner, still got a pack in the freezer

mcdonalds will soon be offering him a deal

That should be goooooooood fun tonight :mrgreen:

Helen, do you know Jason Sanders from Manchester?

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... that didn't go to plan
the fight was good... but he won
at least its not new job time... everything else went great

night ladies and gents

Night, Mike...take care...

If you mean me, not that i'm aware of...why?

He is cute and he belongs to your club...I wanted to give you free advert but they wouldn't let me in...said if they let me in...it will be overrun with yankees...not sure what that means...;)

So, you're on your own...but don't forget who pointed you in the right direction!

bit pished lol

were space invaders crisps???

Feckin' knackered :zzz: !!!

me too... since 2003

chocolate hob nob might help

but probably sleep would be better

Again..:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Should be a fun day tomorrow..weather forecast is pissing down with heavy rain all day,Jo ,her two sisters,myself and two grandaughters are booked to go on the London Duck...still i suppose wet weather is good for ducks....lol..lol..

I'm staying in then.. I hate the rain :shock: !!

Ah that is so cool i see it sometimes going round Hyde Park Corner!! Have you been on it before?

No never,the kids (( age 8 and age 4)) have been so bored as the weather has been bad,i thought it might be a good idea..taking a camera so hopefully should get some good pics,i have seen it before when i have been to St Thomas and yea it does look good..

Its the water bit i wouldn't be very good on cos i'm not goodon bigger boats lol!!

knowing my luck it will probably be the only day ever that the Thames is choppy and rough...lol

24:25... at least it's not 49:1...LOL...

Guess what? It will be a very beautiful day tomorrow!

I am surrounded by crazy people...barking mad...

So am i...but im also one of them..ha ha he he ha ha...........they are going to take me away..ha ha...((lost it totally))