Wow Chris, that's pretty ambitious! Regrouting? Can't say I've ever done that- which likely explains the appearance of my bathroom floor! :oops: We are going to a "Pet Owner's Expo" where various animal rescue groups bring animals needing to be adopted. We are taking the enormous, hulking, waddling 23 pound (nearly 2 stone, if I do my math right 14 pounds equals 1 stone?) boy Dachshund that we just took in to foster care. Hopefully we'll find someone with a bit of a skewed taste in dogs- he's most asssuredly does not have an "hourglass figure"- more of a rugby ball! :P

Sherrie

I dunno, I can't leave the children for a week to play nicely can I?

:lmao:

WE played nicely!!!

It was the original Boss-God himself, R, who started the thread adn tried to corrupt us all into becoming postwhores!!!!!

I know Chris.... no need to get defensive :mrgreen:

I think R created this thread as the forums equivalent opf the safe play area at those family fun pubs, complete with ball pool and "safe" climbing frames ;)

There is a difference between being defensive and covering ones ass!!!!! :lol:

But wasn't that nice of R to make it a Family Friendly Forum!!! DOes this mean we get a cuddly mascot like the Brewsters bear???

And can we get balloons before we go home??

And can we play with the Ice-Cream machine???

Can we? huh?? can we?? please???????

Will you two get a room!!! :twisted:

La La La La La :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :lmao:

Help i'm stuck at the top of the slide and i can't get down!!!!!!!!

Heh - I just said that this thread will have 9999 answers. That's all. :p

You must have plenty of spare time Chris. Maybe you can come and lay by bathroom carpet that Tom has been promising to put down for ages :!:

I think you're keeping yourself busy so you don't miss the chatroom too much. :D

Well you knew the right place to come :lol:

Heres another one then :)

and another...

another what? 8O


Patricia

Why not, here's another one :twisted:

. . .

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mark.go...Monkeybone.jpg

I hope this works!!

Didn't know that Angus had his own site!! :roll:


Patricia

:lmao:

Wild guess.

*cough cough*

Much better now, R - TY babes :D

Just a quick hello from me :D

Did you find a home for the rotund one Sherrie?

I can only assume he's a mini dax, as my standard-dax-muppet weighs close to that and is no way rugby ball shaped.

I WANNA ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!:

I want a review and a set list of Melbourne! :|


Patricia

http://www.friendlys.com/treats/menu/images/cone.gif

big enuf?

:lmao: :lmao: :p


I like Mr Whippy!!! :roll:

thanx!!!!

mmmm, nice!!!!

Hi everyone. Just talking about nothing. I no it don't belong here but, i am listening to a song. Guess the song!!!!

and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will allwwwwwwaaaaaaaaays
love yoooooooooooooooooooooo

IIIIIIIIIIIII
willll aaaaalwaaaaaaaaysss loooooooooove yooooooooo

dont suppose u cud save me some?

*takes a single choc chip off ice cream and hands it to testify*

I am a p*ss take aren't I!?

Andy K said: Alas, no- the waddling doxie is currently snoring quite loudly in his bed. We had a few good leads on him, so hopefully he may have a home in a few weeks. The animal shelter was going to euthanize him due to his age and weight, so I'd much rather have him stay with me a few weeks until a permanent home comes up for him. Yes, he's a mini. I have a smooth mini girl and a wirehair tweenie (offspring of a mini and a standard) girl of my own, so he's got some exciting female companionship, at least!

Sherrie

Don't bump me! I'm busy eating my ice cream. Get your own, the ice cream mans still here.

Oh look what you made me do! You knocked it straight out of my hand! Testify, tell him!!!!!!!!

Don't bump me! I'm busy eating my ice cream. Get your own, the ice cream mans still here.

Oh look what you made me do! You knocked it straight out of my hand! Testify, tell him!!!!!!!!

Don't bump me! I'm busy eating my ice cream. Get your own, the ice cream mans still here.

Oh look what you made me do! You knocked it straight out of my hand! Testify, tell him!!!!!!!!

LOL airhead .... you must have enjoyed that ice cream, you posted three time :mrgreen: :lmao:

Well this is all very random.... :nuts: :wtf:

....but carry on!!!! :D


Louise

*singing out loud Bat at home*

heeeey come on... mind the ice cream. geez some people these days.... :roll:

Tooooooo cold for ice cream .... but i'll have an orange ice lolly if there are any going :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I get to do Grade 5 math homework 8O
I am in sooooo much trouble :wink:


Maria

And I get to do another 6 day week at work ...... ah well i'll need the money for April if the concert DVD and stuff is out then :D :D

It's 1.00 pm in Melbourne - 2.00 am GMT - 3.00 am CET


Patricia
... *yawn*

Maria saidMaria, I understand! I am a school librarian for grades 6-8, and I foolishly signed up for overtime doing tutoring. (Just like Caz says, must save up for the board tapes!) I'm fine on science, history, etc and I absolutely rock at research papers- but- put some basic algebra or geometry in front of me and I become a total idiot. I have actually had to read three remedial math textbooks to almost be able to tutor the 7th graders! :oops: What is particularly embarrasing is that I have three college degrees- one bachelors and two masters- and yet basic middle school math is absolutely my undoing!

Sherrie (math dunce)

7:08 pm mountain time


Go to bed Patricia :wink:

woops, my comp had a funny turn and I pressed the send button a few times by accident!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are some orange ice lollies going Caz. 50p at the mr whippy van :D

Testify, make R buy me a new ice cream! My ones all dirty and gravelly!

i become a junior loafer after this post!!

yay well done me :lol:

mmmmmmm pop tarts. chocolate ones..... :P

colleen

:twisted: Congratulations Colleen :D :up:

:lmao: STOP IT PATRICIA..i've just gotten that out of my head...... :lmao:

hi all hope you have all had a good day, :wink: mine was ok, :D just gonna stay on here relax and unwind. :wink:

er, original, a little red cross is showing...

heeeeee buuuuuumped meeee agaaaain....... :bicker:

#

not here it aint

any one know how to get chewing gum out of peoples hair without cutting it, as six year old little girl has got it all gunked up in her hair :roll:

Rub peanut butter into it.

Trust me it really does work!!

Yuck. :wtf:
/me thinks about adding something about Peanut Butter Perversion to the rules.

Peanut butter???? 8O


Patricia
... peanut butter pervert! 8O

hat rule would have my full support and enforcement R.

Marmite is a far better spread to have a perversion about :twisted:

no,no, no, chocolate spread is a lot better, fattening but better, only it makes one hell of a mess, and is very hard to get of certain places :twisted: so it means you have to put in more effort :wink:

All this talk of spread perversions has reminded me of the classic joke about

How does a Welshman improve his grilfriends taste?

Use Mint Sauce!!!!! :lol:

Ewwwwwwwwwwww Chris ....... gross but funny :lol: :lol:

*wanders to Mr. Whippy van clutching bag of 50p's in search of orange ice lollies* ..... they work for hang overs as does Irn Bru Juice :P :P

Get me a 99 while your at it!

And don't get R one. He keeps on bumping my ice creams and making me drop them. :D

Okay you want raspberry sauce with that or choccie sprinkles :lol: :lol:

and no Ice Cream for R as he keeps making you drop yours by bumping you :evil:

Can i have an oyster????

Why :twisted:

Yep, sure anyone else want anything while i'm in the queue :??:

Just BECAUSE....

Okay ... that's a good enough reason to want an oyster but if you get a pearl in it ..... it's mine ok :P :P

Has anyone seen my camel?

One hump or two coz there's one running around my street just now :lol:

In the zoo. Didn't know it was yours Andy.

Good enough reason for me :wink:

Maria

Can I have my drink now? ............ too much emotion tonight! 8O


Patricia
... emotive! 8O

Have you considered a "12 step" program :twisted:


Maria

http://a69.e.akamai.net/7/69/10688/v...orum_Icon9.gif


Patricia
... in need of some radical therapy! 8O

raspberry sauce please!

:bicker: :bicker: :bicker:


CAZ TELL HIM!!!!!!! HES NOT LETTING ME EAT MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!

:bicker: :bicker: :bicker:

R ..... LET AIRHEAD EAT HIS ICE CREAM :roll: :roll:

hope you managed to relax and unwind Carol. Don't find I can do that on this site at present

<bangs head on desk>.....why is college soooo boring??? :zzz:

beats me

from a fellow snoozer sitting in college.... :zzz:

As a senior in college and also a dual major, when you find out the answer to that question please let me know, as I agree college can be very boring at times. :roll:

~Autumn~

I'd be in college right now if I could! Having no job is very very very boring :zzz:

louise

HIS?!? HIS!?! I AM A HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

R, tell ya what i'll give ya half ok?

Beware, I HAVE PMT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(pass the chocolate)

ICE CREAM!! There was ice cream around here and no one told me? :evil: I may forgive you all if you throw in a bit of chocolate.

Sherrie

well... still havent figured it out. Onlt had half day today, cos my teacher didnt turn up so we all walked out hehe :D

Hope everyone is ok.

milk, dark or white?

anything...

I JUST NEED CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O

Remember R. Do not knock me, it is very dangerous to bump a woman with PMT... :lol:

Whoopssssssssss sorry Airhead .... it's kinda hard to tell via cyber space :oops:

Offers round freshly made chocolate cake that Leanne has just taken out of the Oven by way of apology :D

haha no probs caz!!!!!!! I no how hard it is!!!!!

You don't have to give that cake to me...

.... but it looks so yum..... and gooey.... and CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just one slice...

....

and another....

.... and another...

can i have a slice please b4 it all goes????

go on then its a miricle R hasn't bumped me i can eat!!!!!!!!

Legal postwhore :lol: Its my 22nd Wedding Anniversary today :D

Okay, okay, plenty to go round .... she made two and they came out huge :lol: :lol:

nice one hehe

<runs off with cake>