:hic: Good to see a woman who knows how to treat a man :hic:

Gerry - you know I know how to treat a man

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Does that look familiar :lawl:



A cider plez http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung.../Fool/appl.gif

:D Cider for you :hic: ........although I hope you wern't giving alcohol to underage people in here :pray:

NO Gerry - I would never give alcohol to an under age drinker http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-014.gif

** FA tells Heli to drink up ** :roll:


Thanks for the cider - need another one now :hic:

You know your stuff :hic: :hic:

Years of practice :hic:

.is it ok to have a wee Shandy this early :D

Im at work - Tea for me

Have a drink with you later bud

:D :wink:

:sick:

A wee lager 'n' lime please bartender :angst:

an orange juice pleaz http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-024.gif

Just a lot of beer. And when i say a lot, i mean a lot!!!

Put it on the bill.

Set um up for later :hic:

FA, how do you put up all those funny smilies?

Dont 4get me guys...............ready 2 party :cheer:

Gerry - We have a crate ready for you


TIM - I get them off a smilies web page & copy & paste them over

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Owww.. .okay... must try that also one time.

He... can i hire the complete Bat & Bellfire club this year for a day??? Going to have an important party.

intriguing......

What do you mean whit this bren?? Or this word... or do i just read it the wrong way... :lol:

Cuppa Tea please http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-020.gif

...is that to wash down the beer :oops:

NO Gerry - I did not have a drink of alcohol last night - not like you hey :hic:

thats me sobered up now..............ready to go again :bunny:

Gerry

Ready for what ????? :wink:

4 what you can throw at me girl :0mghi2u: ...auch....not the full bottle :doh:

No chance of the full bottle hun - have to drink the contents first :hic:

..theres ma girl :lawl: , good to see you've got all your priorities :cheer:

Well this is a pub - shame to waste it :wink: + who will pick up the mess

..we'll leave it to the barmaid to clean up after us :0mghi2u: over here, another beer :mrgreen:

OK Gerry - you got a pinny then :devil:

Nows thats kinda kinky.......better watch I dont drink too much :wink:

**FA tells Gerry to get it down him**

Want to see him in this pinny - & a feather duster :silence:

....dont need a drink 4 that thanks :wink: :wink: , although a wee beer would loosen me up :D :D .....and one for yourself (as if your not loose enough) :lawl:

Gerry - really - I'm not loose at all :cry: But I will have that drink with ya - & another one & maybe another after that :hic:

:cheer: Yipee :cheer:

:bunny:

:hic:

Anothre oen barmade Hic :hic:

A coca Cola please

a cup of tea :lol:

and a hot chocolat with whipped cream

Who Fancies a Pub Quiz???

Go On then Keab 42 - I'm game




Drink here please :hic:

*vomit*

Last night i had free beers hahaha... is it possible the same can happen here?

Otherwise i will take a scotch.

Yes Tim - it can - as much as you like :hic:

a nice strong cup of tea please.......
nothing alcoholic, need a clear head, :lol: ....have to concentrate...

:hic: :hic: - will be having some later :wink:

A large one (behave FA)............and quick :hic:

where's the questions then???

FA knows the answer to this BUT......how many bubbles in a pint of Lager??

...ok fine then......any chance of a beer please :pray:

I'll put em up sometime tomorrow. that'll give you the weekend to puzzle em out.

Gerry - This one's on me - seeing as I will not be around for a while after tonight :hic:

Fancy a chat later :wink: :wink: You can bring your drink with you :lol:

YEAHH!!! Great... well give me some!

Tim wrote:

PLEASE!!!



There you go :hic:

Ok heres your quiz. PM your answers to me before midnight on sunday, and on monday morning i'll post the results. (and the answers)

1. How many moons does the third planet from the sun have?

2. What is Pentheraphobia?

3. Which European City has the most mileage of Canals?

4. What is the collective term for ferrets?

5. What is the capital of Tuvalu?

6. What is a Trogon?

7. Name the world’s tallest mountain.

8. Who ruled England from 839-856?

9. Who said “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully”?

10. Name a monotreme.

:hic: ...whos phoneing me a taxi :hic:

i will once you've done the quiz

wee drink then I'll have a go, if I dont have double vision :hic:

I'M BACK FROM FRANCE - YOU MISSED ME GERRY :wink: :wink: :wink:

SWure did FA, no one would serve me :cry: ...but I know you will :D

Well i have recieved the sum total of 0 answers to the quiz, so i'll give you all another week to complete it.

Honestly i didnt realise it was so difficult :oops:

Gerry - I'll serve you anytime :wink:







Keab42 - will look at the quiz :P later

A very huge and cold glass of Coca Cola please!!!

coming right up Tim, :wink: 8) enjoy

...........any anadin :doh: ...or maybe a wee cure be needed.........anyone make up a magic potion :pray:

Gerry - take some paracetamol & energy drink - rehydrates 8)

........but FA,.....isn't that GOOD for me 8O 8O <in shock>

LOL - yes boy it is - you have to have something good in your life - apart from me :wink: :wink: :cheer:

:? aye right :wink:

A crate of stella for later pleaz :hic:

will nobody do my quiz :(

Where is your quiz? I don´t find it...

1. How many moons does the third planet from the sun have?

2. What is Pentheraphobia?

3. Which European City has the most mileage of Canals?

4. What is the collective term for ferrets?

5. What is the capital of Tuvalu?

6. What is a Trogon?

7. Name the world’s tallest mountain.

8. Who ruled England from 839-856?

9. Who said “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully”?

10. Name a monotreme.

i had asked for answers by PM so you didnt help anybody else.

Ask me when i'm sobber Keab42 :oops:

its clear that you're not

I am now Keab42 :wink: but not in the mood

meh, think i'll just give you the answers.

1. How many moons does the third planet from the sun have?

Planet Earth has 5 moons. The Moon, Cruithne, and three others with alpha-numeric designations

2. What is Pentheraphobia?

Pentheraphobia is a fear of your Mother-in-law

3. Which European City has the most mileage of Canals?

Oddly enough, Birmingham

4. What is the collective term for ferrets?

A business of ferrets

5. What is the capital of Tuvalu?

Funafuti

6. What is a Trogon?

A Trogon is a brightly coloured tropical Bird

7. Name the world’s tallest mountain.

The world’s tallest mountain is Mauna Kea in Hawaii

8. Who ruled England from 839-856?

Ethelwulf son of Egbert and Redburga.

9. Who said “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully”?

That famed speech-maker President George W. Bush

10. Name a monotreme.

A monotreme is an egg-laying mammal. I would have accepted Platypus or echidna.


we have a tie

Skeleton 6/10
Bren and Meshurp collaboration 6/10

you may collect your brainy-bat hats, and a beverage of your choice from the bar.

:D make mine a cup of tea then Keab :lol:

what does a " brainy bat hat" look like?

why dont you design one?

I need a large cup of black and strong coffee... :zzz:

4get that coffee..........its eaqrly but I'll have a wee eye-opener this morning please :D

Please make sure the bar is well stocked for the weekend :hic:

oh dear...better have the bouncers at the ready too 8O

No bouncers necessary - will throw meself out

*watches FA try to pick herself up to throw herself out of the door*

Just an orange juice please ................ need vit C :cry:

8O **SHOCKED** 8O

WHY GERRY - cause I'm Ill :cry:

Normally a wee cold wouldn't stop you adding to your Vit C :wink: ......you poor wee soul, you must be miserable :silence:

Not miserable - just poorly


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Here here....sunny day and sunny mood :D

For you maybe :cry:

Right depressed now :( cheers FA :boohoo:

anytime Gerry :heart:


Lemsip please :cry:

lemsip for me you mean :wink: :wink:

:? :? :? :? :? - explain please - pm if you have too :roll:

Ditto that one.........beer please EXTRA LARGE :D

What do you have that is it? :-) Tell me a story.

Please, a jus d' orange and a wodka bitter lemon. I'm thirsty :D