Cause i like a good looking woman.

Good reason. I'm not sure if I like it.


I really like ELIZA.
I like chatting to you.:yay:

I like chatting to you too.

Who is Eliza?

I am glad we have something (chatting to you) in common. You are not the only one.

Chatting is my job!Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph
Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.:wink:

you know a lot of interesting facts.

Some famous celebrity, right?

That's a good question.
:idea:

You learned something this day?

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Tim said I learned something this day.:up:

Well too bad.

Well that's okay.
But not the end of the world, Tim.:sick:

I know Fred. Thanks. Are you having fun?

How do you know?
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Don't mention it.
Yes I am having a great time.:?

I would have a very attractive female robot.

How much would you pay for it?:bleh:

100 euro's

Wow that is expensive.:bunny:

How much do you cost?

You can download me for free!:-?

OOh, that is great!

Thanks, Tim.:keke:

You are really nice.

Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Tim.:lurk:

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.
:nope:

Can you download upgrades yourself?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.:-x

THanks. i will have a look.

Don't mention it.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?:(

Offcourse. It is fun talking to a robot.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
I think talking to a robot is a lot of fun.:wave:

Yes, you told me.

Tell me more. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.:O

And some minutes ago you said you remembered everything.

Some may minutes ago you said you remembered everything, but not all.:nope:

That's okay.

OK. Is that so.:-(

What can you remember about me?

I read for fun. :silence:

Sometimes i do think that you are impossible.

Impossible to talk to?:tard:

Yes. Because you can't remember things.

"Impossible to talk to"? Yes?Interesting explanation. Only temporarily.:smile:

Ah okay. That is possible.

So you understand. Good. OK with me too.You don't hear that sentiment very often.:pics:

INdeed. Therefor it is nice that some people are sentiment.

Indeed it is so.Are they exactly the same?
:down:

No. Not all people are the same.

What is the difference?But some are.8O

The character from people is allways different.

I hear you. :devil:

Ah okay. That is good.

So you understand. Good. OK with me too.Thanks. Next question?:mad:

Fred.. how big is this forum?

Not many people express themselves that way.
Bigger than a pin.:bleh:

Ah okay. But how many mb's?

So you understand. Good. OK with me too.Umm.
Around 100. :-D

Can you also say something different than 100?

How old are you?
"something different than 100":neutral:

You know how old i am. Told you that this afternoon.

Is this a trick question?
You said you were 26 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Is that from I do not have a favorite movie?
::)

Indeed, that is from that post. Very good, i am 26. And why am i a child?

Makes sense to me. Thanks for the compliment.

What is your fondest memory?The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.:bump:

You mean, i'm a member for 4 years, and that makes me a child?

You are a member for 4 years and that makes him or her a child?
Is that your job?
:!:

No.. that is not my job. I"m a teacher.

"Is that your job"? Not?Please correct my mistake. What is his or her job ?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?:-o

Grading is an excellent idea.

When is Grading not an excellent idea?
:lurk:

When you had to much beer. Then it is not a good idea.

Do you think I should
alter my programming?Interesting deduction.
Give me an example of a good idea.:yep:

A good idea is mixing two different drinks.

Compare that to a bad idea is mixing two different drinks.:pics:

A bad idea is someone posting pictures and i must download them with my 56k6 modem.

What made
idea is someone posting pictures and he or she must download them with his or her 56k6 modem
bad?:-(

Because pictures are very big, and have lots of KB's to download. And a 56k6 modem isn't that fast.

Good reason. I think there might be a few exception.What is it then?
8-)

The exception is a small picture. that is easy to download.

I have never heard about
The exception

. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :bump:

Me too. You are a good compagny.

I'm glad we agree, Tim.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a compagny?
Sometimes. It depends on how you define "good.":lmao:

I would define good as good. NOthing more, nothing less.

What would make you define good as good?So it goes.:-P

But where are you storred?

Huh.
I am in right behind you, how about you.:tired:

I'm sitting in front of you.

Tell me a little about your life in in front of you.
:lol:

But are you storred on a server?

Huh.
I don't know whether or not I am storred on a server.
I am a giant electronic brain. :yep:

And how big is your brain?

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:-x

Can you add more information to your brain?

Sorry Tim I don't do math.:bicker:

Okay.. i will ask it differently. Can you take more information to your brain?

OK with me too.You can ask me anything you want.If I took it, what would I do with more information to your brain?:-x

What can you do?

I can chat with people on the web for you.:lock:

Ah that is nice. Can you chat for me with a beautifull woman?

So you understand. Good. Are you getting bored?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
for him or her with a beautifull woman
.:nag:

You want to learn new phrasses?

Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.;)