Bullocks to the lot of them :evil:

Somerset/Dorset border

un-officially look whos birthday it is tomorrow

Whose?

young ross

I thought it was 22nd? Oh yeah...for you it is tomorrow...geez, why am I so confused?

Got a new job!....yipee:D :cheer:



Does'nt start until May tho..:roll:

Congrats!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to see how much brown stuff can hit the fan at work today so have fun all.

we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Image006.jpg

and the best laugh is 4 passenger's phoned up to complain that i said OH S**t when it hit
not thank you for driving it for 5 miles to get them to civilisation and home
i think next time i'll just park it up and let the lazy sod's walk

Thank's Michael

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to scream!

:twisted: "we dont need brown stuff to hit the fan we have phesant's to hit my bus"


I now have an image of a gang of pheasants in black hoodies hiding by a quiet little lane, hefting broken half bricks :wtf:

Why do I get this nagging impression that Rick is an EXCELLENT driver??? :wtf:

Rick, next time you aim for a pheasant make sure i am behind you please.

By law, if you hit a pheasant on the road and kill it, you cannot pick it up or move it but the next person can legally pick it up, announce ownership and take it home to stew and put inside a nice pheasant pie.

It's a wonder that 'Greedy Gordon' doesn't put a tax on road kill...... he's taxed pretty much everything else to do with roads and driving. :roll:

Remind me tonight to post my joke about Gordon, Tony Bliar and the rural countryside!! Tis rather enjoyable!

Good job you didn't say anything about plucking pheasants then! ;) :lmao:

Is it the one where they're in a bar mixing with the locals?

In other news...I was driving today behind QQ car (if somebody doesn't know what it is - it's an antique car license plate)...some kind of British old thingie...didn't look like much of anything antique...just OLD...

Big sticker on the back "GB"

Alright...I have NEVER yet encountered this kind of driver:

The speed ranged between 42 and 65 with no cars in front for no particular reason.

The car was swerving back and forth all over the lane like a person REALLY doesn't know what straight line is...ouch...

And that concludes my morning rant.

Thank you very much for your kind attention!

:shock:

Two more to go :mrgreen:

There I was happily walking down the road in my pheasant costume, christ my head hurts!!!!!!

:lmao:

If only people would be rich, and if only intelligence would be buyable...
The world could be such a lovely place then....

So Rick, how many fields did you have to drive across to get that pheasant?