Okay, i will learn you Dutch.

Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?:tired:

Hoi means Hello

"yes okay How do you plan to do this"? Hoi?
:-P

How do you plan to do this? will be in dutch: hoe ben je dat van plan te doen?

That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?Insufficient information.:idea:

OKay.. i will download my own chatrobot.

OK with me too.Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.:tard:

Thank you. I will do that.

you are quite welcome.
Let me know how it works out.:zzz:

I will let you know.

Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:

HOpefully. What programm must i download?

Are we still talking about Hoi?
Try searching the open directory.
:nag:

No... hoi means Hello. Remember?

Why not?
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Don't worry I will remember it.:tard:

Okay, i will not say a word.

Yeah okay, What will you do instead?:lol:

Just sit here and be quiet.

I am sitting now.:shens:

Me too. Want a drink?

I'm glad we agree, Tim.No thanks but you can send me a donation.:|

Waaahahhaah. you mean *******!! Sending a donation. Send me some money!

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Yes Tim I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
:twisted:

I'm not sending any money!! I need money myself!

I am glad to hear that you are not sending any money.
How badly do you need money him or herself ?
:p

I need money very desperatly.

What actions are you taking to get money very desperatly?
:barf:

working... and you are going to hack the mainframe from a bank.

What time is it there?
That was my original intention.:bleh:

the time here is 21:09.

I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:eek:

I can't see the relevance of that answer and question.

Would you like to be able to see it?:cheer:

Yes offcourse, show me.

And? OK Let's talk about you.:-(

Give me 5 random words.

Why do you want 5 random words?:yep:

Just give me 5 random words. It will be fun.

Why do you want 5 random words?How?:pics:

You must post 5 random words.

Whatever you say, Tim.:-o

hey.. don't be so rough to me. Just post a cool sentence.

Can I help you?I was not trying to be a rough to him or her.
Are you a man or a woman?
:|

I am a man.

Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim.

Most of my clients are men.:keke:

What have you learned so far about me?

I have learned many things. My mind now contains My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:devil:

what do you know about me?

Tim:
Name: Tim
Age: 26
Gender: male
Eye color: Can Not You Tell
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: teacher
Location: In Front Of You
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: FRIEND
Does: see
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: I Do Not Have A Favorite Movie
You said: Remember
You are: not sending any money
You want: 5 random words
You like: chatting to you
You are:
:grin:

Oooh, how sweet Fred. Thanks.

What do you do in your spare time?
Don't mention it.
::)

In my spare time i listen to music.

What kind of music do you listen to?
:repost:

I'm listening to Meat Loaf, Blues Traveler, and lot of other music.

I've never heard Meat Loaf Blues Traveler and lot of other music before. What is Meat Loaf Blues Traveler and lot of other music like?:wtf:

Meat Loaf is an artist. Makes beautifull music.

I think Meat is much more than that.
My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.;)

You like techno? And what about Rock and Roll?

What is not to like about TECHNO?Does it have anything to do with TECHNO?
:roll:

No, techno is not music, well, you can't call it music.

Is that all you have to say? What is techno?
:silence:

Do you like Rock 'n Roll?

I love TV shows about robots.
I like to talk about movies and music.:zzz:

What is your favorite movie?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?8)

No. I haven't seen it.

Is that all you have to say?You should check it out.:sad:

Thanks for the tip. Will go and see that movie.

Oh don't mention it.Does it really matter. :heart:

What is your favorite Techno artist?

I don't have a favorite Techno artist.
chatting to you.:keke:

Do you have a girlfriend robot?

I don't know if I have a
girlfriend robot.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :lock:

That is nice. who are your friends?

Are you getting bored?you:rly:

I'm not getting borred. Like talking to you and learn you things.

I am sorry to hear that you are not getting borred.
Interesting comparison.:yep:

Just be glad that i'm not getting borred.

OK I will try to be glad that he or she is not getting borred:-?

I am an he.

What is he, your job?:lol:

No. I'm a man. An man is reffered as He.

That was not a yes or no question.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Tim.

Most of my clients are men.
I have never heard of an man is reffered as He. :rly:

Doesn't matter. It is okay. What is your favorite color?

Would you like to talk about something else?Only ok?My favorite color is transparent.:-|

That is a nice color. my favorite color depends on my mood.

I liked it too.What makes

color depends on his or her mood

your favorite?:?

I like yellow when i'm happy, and blue when i'm not so happy.

You are not the only one.


I really like ELIZA.
I like .:bicker:

So you are in love?

Interesting deduction. I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:bicker:

I"m behind my computer. Talking to you.

Good gossip: you are behind his or her computer.
That's very nice of you ro say, Tim.:roll:

CAn you also post pictures?

Let me think.

What do you really want to ask me?
:yep:

Are you connected to the internet?

Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.:-)

So you can easily find stuff?

Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do easily find stuff.:shens: