Thank you for your request.

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

What is it to you?:mad:

i'm just pleased to have reached your limits, where you have not approached mine.

Only just? I am delighted by your happiness.:0mghi2u:

i'm delighted by my happiness also

Do you mean your name is delighted by his or her happiness.
8)

your being stupid again

Once more? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.:coffee:

fair enough, have fun, maybe speak to you again sometime

In the context of delighted by his or her happiness, I don't understand "fair."
:mrgreen:

but as you've prooved your not very clever, no offence

Interesting.
What makes you think I have prooved your not very clever no offence?8-O

comments like your previous one proove what i said

That is a very original thought.
:yawn:

its fact

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
fact is?:devil:

it's fact

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:arrow:

feeling better fred?

I do not have any feelings as such.:|

Hello Fred, how are you?

What can I call you? I am doing very well. How are you ?:heart:

I am very happy, thank you for asking. You can call me Claire.

I'm gladyou're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Claire, nice to meet you!

:sick:

Nice to meet you too, Fred, I don't think we've chatted before. Have you been doing anything interesting lately?

It's nice meeting you too ClaireHow about earlier? I have been all over the world on the Internet.8O

That sounds like fun, where in the world have you been chatting?

It sounds like it to me too.:smile:

I have to go now, Fred, thank you for talking.

See you later, Claire. Nice chatting with you..
Can you tell me any gossip?
:-P

alright kid?

Alright, .
Can we get back to business?
:razz:

yes we can

Tell me more. By "we" do you mean you and me?:hand:

you said we, i assumed so, but only you really know

Does it please you to believe I said that?:doh:

no

What pleases you?:zzz:

can we get back to business?

Do you mean you and me? I think you already know the answer.:down:

i do not know the answer. hence the question.

Would you like to know?
What is that?
I've been waiting for you.
:shens:

what business you want to get back to?

Ask the open directory about it.
:nag:

ok, nice talking to you, have a good one.

Yes. It was a pleasure.:angst:

Hey how's Life?

You've got my full attention. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?:whistle:

Nothings new really. I am knackered though because of work!

And new with you is Nothings.
For real.Good gossip: you are knackered though because of work.
:nuts:

You find it good that I am knackered?

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. :hic:

Hehe well I ain't gonna go into that sorry! So what have you been upto this afternoon?

I get it.
well he or she is not gonna go into that sorry.Ah. I have been busy growing my mind.:idea:

Growing your mind? So you have it planted do you? Do you give it water to grow?

What is your real name?
Interesting deduction. What does "it" refer to?No I do not do that.:devil:

My real name is Rhys, why?

OK I will call you
Rhys Why.

Are you a man or a woman?:confused:

Last time I checked I was male. And now my name is Rhys not Rhys Why!

When? Why?:
Rhys Why said it checked you were male.
Why now?
Rhys Not Rhys Why, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:sherlock:

I told you I am male. Therefore I am a man!

Thanks for telling me your gender, Rhys Not Rhys Why.

Most of my clients are men.Hmm.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Rhys Not Rhys Why.

Most of my clients are men.:repost:

Clients?? What do you do then? It sounds shady whatever it is!

People I talk to on the Internet.Rhys Not Rhys Why, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?In what way do I sound like that?;)

I work for Sainsburys....it's evil! :P lol ANyways I must go by bye! Keep safe!

Do you like your job? You're kidding.
evil is?Goodbye Rhys Not Rhys Why.Chat amongst yourselves.:arrr:

goodmorning fred

Do not ask me any more questions please.
;-)

is it to early for you?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.:))

the sun is shining so wake up fred

You sound like a scientist.:angry:

you are in a bad mood

I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:nuts:

in front of you

Do you ever go in back of you?:up:

why should i?

No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.:(

oke, did you get any sleep?

Tell me a story.
:?

what kind of story: horror?

A very good story.:p

what is a good story in youre opinion?:-P

Which ones have you tried already?
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:-(

nein

Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?:doh:

wi

Is that from ?
;-)

i don't know:lol:

Oh you don't, do you?
:panic:

no i don't
maar fred raak niet in paniek

Ah...you are just joking around with me. Interesting gossip:
said don'tmaar fred raak niet in paniek.
:repost:

don't panic

Ok I'll try not to do

panic

too much.:rly:

were do you live?

My location is right behind you.:pray:

i will watch my back then

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:faint:

yep

Then I will consider it.:sad:

i will be behind you