FA Galoshes and a souwester are defientely in order but with nothing underneath :lol:

Q: How do I smile?

Like your passing wind!!!!



How will I get Dottie to talk to me again??

A: I'm here Scottie :lol:

Q: Where is happiness?

All over - just just have to look for it









Will people slowly come back now the holiday period has finished ???

.......what Holiday :hic:

Would the ladies in here leave their man for Meat??

Too right - lotsa personality - good looks - money

Come on Gerry - what do you think - just ask Dottie :lawl:












Has anyone been to the Canaries & what is it like??

yes, very nice, just don't drink the milk.

why oh why do i need the toilet now?????

I think youre talking S**t

What else does Barry Manilow have thats big 8O

Voice :?







We have lotsa chocs & bikkies left over from Xmas in the office - but why do people eat them for the sack of it - I could never understand that :lurk: :lurk: :sick:

....cause putting on weight is more fun than trying 2 loose it :yep:

Why am I here?

Because you missed me 8)











We can't find a last minute deal to the canaries in Feb - any suggestions for anywhere else - not too far - but with sun ???

.....why not the Pigeons then :wink:

Good idea though, where can I book a holiday 4 this year??

HELL YEAH. In a heartbeat. But only if the kids came too....







Come to Welshy Wales. Tis loverly this time of year.





What's sleep?

It's something which keeps you healthy which requires you to loose conciousness.




Why can't I write a half decent poem?

give it time and you will rhyme!!!




What the hell is bez ( happy mondays) doing in big brother?

his mum kicked him out and hes homeless

Whens this rain gonni stop :roll:

When the devil has a snowball fight.... :twisted:



Anyone wanna come decorate for me????

No Heat - you'd end up in an even bigger mess :lol:












What am I doing up soooo late????

A. Boredom!

Q. why is the forum always deserted when i log in???

A. I am here now, and so are you...no serious, once the tour starts more people will be here, I am sure1

Q. What made you smile today?

My drum tutor - telling me not to fall out with the kit :roll:











Why do I like music like Def Leppard - Whitesnake - Guns & Roses - Bon Jovi & can't tolerate Britney - etc

Because she can't sing and only sells music because she shows off her body.






Why is it I really like the house we can't afford?

A. Thats Life

Q. anybody seen a good film lately??

Yes, but don't tell my dad I quite enjoyed Dark Star.







Why might the printed word kill you?

People write things about you/you read things which change your world view.


What are the advantages of being a buddy? Doesn't seem to do much...