what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".

how many protons are there in the sun?

About one million.

astrophysics not your speciality then Fred?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

OK.

What colour is your dress?

Alright then.

i said "what colour is your dress?"

What did you mean by what color is your dress? Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

if you are wearing nothing, why did you want to talk about your dress?

I think I sometimes am. No I do not have any clothes.

so why ask me to talk about your dress?

Oh. My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

dont ask pointless questions in future!

Is it impolite?

yes very!

I see. Very much, eh?

what do you know about me?

Keab42: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keab42</td> <td>Age: sixteen</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Place Called Essex</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: Schnauzer they have a good temperament</td> <td>Does: undertand</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: him or her you</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: okay fred</td> <td>You want: a working bot for the blurring test</td> <td>You like: red</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>

From now on you should refer to me as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord. OK?

Who or what is now on you should refer to him or her as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord? Alright then.

foolish AI.

*adopts Darth Vader voice*

"Fred, I am your father!"

Can you speak any foreign languages? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

parlez vous francais Fred?