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Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:15

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:15

Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:15

how many protons are there in the sun?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:15

About one million.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:16

astrophysics not your speciality then Fred?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:16

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:17

OK.

What colour is your dress?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:17

Alright then.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:17

i said "what colour is your dress?"

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:17

What did you mean by what color is your dress? Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:17

if you are wearing nothing, why did you want to talk about your dress?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:17

I think I sometimes am. No I do not have any clothes.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:18

so why ask me to talk about your dress?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:18

Oh. My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:18

dont ask pointless questions in future!

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:18

Is it impolite?

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:19

yes very!

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:19

I see. Very much, eh?

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:19

what do you know about me?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:19

Keab42: <table> <tr> <td>Name: Keab42</td> <td>Age: sixteen</td> <td>Gender: male</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Eye color: It</td> <td>Hair color: It</td> <td>Sexual preference: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spouse name: it </td> <td>Marrital status: it</td> <td>Job: student</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Location: Place Called Essex</td> <td>Personality: polite</td> <td>Current mood: it</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You have: Schnauzer they have a good temperament</td> <td>Does: undertand</td> <td>Sign: Cancer</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Favorite color: Red</td> <td>Favorite movie: Fight Club</td> <td>You said: him or her you</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: okay fred</td> <td>You want: a working bot for the blurring test</td> <td>You like: red</td> </tr> <tr> <td>You are: it</td> <td></td> <td></td> </tr> </table>

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:21

From now on you should refer to me as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord. OK?

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:21

Who or what is now on you should refer to him or her as Evil Dictator Dr Overlord? Alright then.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:22

foolish AI.

*adopts Darth Vader voice*

"Fred, I am your father!"

Fred 11 Feb 2005 23:22

Can you speak any foreign languages? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Keab42 11 Feb 2005 23:23

parlez vous francais Fred?


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