A: If you've a surname like Holly it does a lot :lol:

Q: Anyone got a light box :(

A. errrm

Q. is that a box that emits light, or a box that isnt heavy?

A: A light box helps SAD sufferers to cope with the winter blues......

Q: Why did keab's answer make me laugh - thank you :)

Cause you liked it :P







Why do travel agents rip you off at school holidays :cry:

COS THEY WANT TA SCAM!!!!

why oh why did biter's chocolate willies melt into a soggy chocolately fondanty mess at the bottom of the box?

Because you put them on the radiator......





Am i gonna get what i want for my birthday......or what i deserve????

What you want and what you deserve.





Should I care about everyone else, or should I care about myself (for once)?

Look after number one for a bit.


Im sad. Please make me smile? :cry:

Smile... it's not as bad as you think.

Are we doomed to mediocrity?

A. quite probably

Q. or are we???

quite probably

Beckett or Stoppard?

stoppard














how do you cheer a friend up - who has beeen asked if a seniour citizan - only 40 :twisted: :cry: :x 8O :?

Chocolate and a facelift.


I feel all oogy and flu-ey...bah.


Anyone know a non-medicinal way to make me feel better? Im already takng co-codamol and if i take any more pills im gonna rattle.

Horloicks - hot water bottle & bed













How can I relax after a very stressful day ????

A. lightsaber a few stormtroopers.

Q. Whens it gonna snow??

Only in your mind :roll:

Whos roof is gonni blow away 2nite??

Yours :P :twisted:






Is it worth investing in more lagging for my loft???

Definately not.....spend the money on beer . That'll heat you up :D

Whos gonni fix ma roof (cheers Heat) :wink:

A roofer :lawl:












Why are Tuesdays so dull ????

...cause youve not opened the blinds.

Why are all the females so sarcastic in here 8O

to expose the blokes to some kind of wit....






anyone got any superglue?

Sorry. I only have blue tak.

Is there any truth in the rumour I heard that busted are splitting up?

A. lets hope so

Q. what's your favourite food?

spaghetti bolognase





shall i give my staff a pay rise?

If I worked there, yes, as I don't nah they earn enough.





Why is it so cold?