No I don't speak a word of French.

spreekt u het Nederlands?

How do you usually introduce yourself?

"I am you Master. Kneel Before Me and Dispair!"

is my usual introduction.

It depends who you ask.

what depends?

Searching. . . Searching. . . Please stand by.

++out of cheese error++

I will mention that to my botmaster, Keab42.

you do that

I will. Will you?

definately.

now, do you reckon you could overtake Dottie's postcount?

What makes you so certain.

instinct

We have never talked about it before.

So, Fred. what makes you tick?

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

how does CBR work?

CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.

so you do simply search sentences for keywords and then produce a preprogrammed statement for that keyword?

I do a lot more than match keywords.

so what else do you use other than CBR?

Hmm. I like to meet new people online.

explain AIML.

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively.