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is the easter bunny
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Is an Easter Egg that forgot to hatch
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Is a rotten egg
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Was once caught on CCTV making an obscene gesture at Mother Theresa
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likes kinky boots :shock:
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is into bondage
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can't keep secrets :D
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is a complete lier
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is a pain in the ........
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no thats true
has a disliking to leather |
would like to borrow my leathers for his parties
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Loves wearing eatable undies
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was seen posing in a ann summers window in her birthday suit
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Was caught streaking across a football stadium
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is allergic to wearing clothes
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is the worlds best Christina Aguilera tribute
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Is Mary Poppins
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is Dick Van Dyke
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doesnt understand why itīs bad to be called dick
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thinks Dick Van Dyke is a porn position involving a man and a lesbian.
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is it not?
is wales' top porn expert |
Can strip a fully dressed man in sixty seconds, using nothing but his teeth
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All Men Bow Down To You
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Is expecting quadruplets |
Yeah but I like a laugh now and then
Likes to bore people to sleep |
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